Just so you guys know, she is called MapQuest because you would need AOL’s services to traverse her enormous Refund Gap. This might be the end of TheDirty.com, thanks MapQuest.
You have to read these legal emails… You will think AOL is the biggest joke ever.
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Left thumbnail is AOL’s Legal Claim and Right thumbnail is TheDirty.com’s Legal response.
Also See: MapQuest
Eva says:
Seriously funny. That made my day. HAHA.
to EvaDsizzle says:
if her ass were a chinese restaurant, i’d have the poo poo platter.
to DsizzleSweetsmoke says:
Why do you keep bumping this blog to the top over and over?
to SweetsmokeHas anyone even been working this weekend, same old shyt.
Site is becoming MAJORILY LAME, wouldn’t worry bout AOL. I’d worry bout your azz and staff NIk, this site is almost not worth coming to anymore -besides the fact it makes my computer run about 20 times louder, can you say cookies, viruses, and bugs??!!!!!!!
Smurt says:
Yep. This site has turned into a barely-pst-high school rant page about how this sk*nk needs to be put on blast because she thinks she is the sizz, or how that guy is a tool because he wears affliction t-shirts.
Your site is not funnier that Perez Hilton’s, it’s just not anywhere near as relevant.
to SmurtDirty D says:
Its nice to know AOL has nothing more important to do than look dumb sending letters their legal counsel has not even done any research on. I hope your response letter with legal precedence makes these AOL douchebags realize their lawyers suck.
to Dirty DJ Live says:
The most informative part about that is the fact that AOL is still around. Had no idea.
to J LiveWow says:
I agree. Didn’t know anyone still used AOL. Guess you learn something new everyday(lol)
to WowHen says:
Nik – I think it is funnier that your “legal” sites a Bosley Medical site in his rebuttal. You both could use Bosley. LOL
to HenDJ the real one says:
AOL sux! They must need the money.
to DJ the real onei said it.. says:
AOL does not the money.
to i said it..nymphomercial says:
But they for sure SUCK
to nymphomercialDJ the real one says:
It’s called sarcasm. They still suck though.
to DJ the real oneBig Drew says:
NiK I just caught a case can your legal help me out since I steal from your website everyday? The great state of New Jersey has charged me with a sexual assault case involving a 12 year old mentally handicapped boy. I picked him up from school (actaully I pulled my 93 Pathfinder to the side of the rodae and grabbed him out of his wheelchair) and took him back to my 2 bedroom duplex and let him sit on my huge greg for only 5 minutes. The little bastard screemed like an actress in a horror movie and my crackhead neighbor Jerome called the PD. I am in a lot mof trouble Im am already a registered sex offender so this could result in a life sentence for me. Please help me I already steal all of your intellectual property so the I minus well use your lawyers on your dime too.
to Big DrewEva says:
Big Drew is a big psychopath.
Pass on the legal representation, and just commit suicide please.
to EvaBig Drew says:
A lot people want me to kill myslef
to Big DrewEva says:
You certainly wouldn’t want to disappoint them!!
Make it a priority!! And don’t chicken out!
to EvaHmmmmm says:
You don’t even make sense. Please seek English representation.
to HmmmmmBig Drew says:
I am sorry, it is just that I am so bewildered and stressed. On top of my rape charges I just found out my son has cancer in his ass. I do not care about him dying I just do not know how I am going to molest him anymore.
to Big Drewdirt merchant says:
The last time I tagged your mom in the ass i felt bumps there too it must run in your family…..
to dirt merchantBig Drew says:
My mom is a 224 pound white trash piece of sh*t. She has herpes so I hope you strapped up young man. I am 50 years old and I comment on thedirty.com bc I do not have a job.
to Big DrewMYEFFINVIEW says:
You have problems
to MYEFFINVIEWDirt merchant says:
224 more like 334 and just like you she is a white trash sk*nk infested with herpes, I bare backed that pig and blew my load all over your unemployment check…….Hugs and kisses your son
to Dirt merchantyo momma says:
nice reply by your representation.
to yo mommaJFudge says:
WOOOOOOW!!!!!
to JFudgeNova says:
Being Nik’s lawyer has to pay fairly well?
to Novadirt merchant says:
MaPPquest problem solved beat that in court biotch
to dirt merchantno_name_BOB says:
or MapQwest
to no_name_BOBMYEFFINVIEW says:
Or MapKwest!
to MYEFFINVIEWwow says:
AOL is LAME!!! Your not the internet anymore get over it!
to wowahaha says:
Man, AOL really has gone to shi* when this is the only way they can try to make some money. Just go out of business already and stop trying to tread on the first amendment f*gel.
to ahahathat looks like it hurts says:
great legal team you have there Nik. Well said!
to that looks like it hurtshaha says:
that lawyer is joke and cookie cutter… he would not last in court. Siting cases is for lawyers in the eight grade.
to hahaWh*reGUYSin says:
You got a pretty solid lawyer Nik.
to Wh*reGUYSinPerry Mason says:
Must have been hard asking the paralegal to look up satire and copyright laws for 15 minutes then billing for a few hours of attorney time. This issue is nothing new.
to Perry MasonZirp says:
Why do you think he has a pretty “solid” lawyer? His letter sucked ass.
to ZirpAOL Who? says:
Wow AOL finally figured a way to get web hits…
to AOL Who?bb says:
AOL is just mad because no one uses their shit and it sucks.
to bbthousandaire says:
Hey Dip Sheet does your idiot attorney proof read his letters before he sends them? The dumbing down of America I guess you get what you pay for Nik Dik
to thousandaireROOKIE MISTAKE says:
Yes once again without even trying very hard DICK RICKY or whaytever you call yourself becuase nobody can pronounce your true name ,it has way too many vouls for your pinheads the spell correctly.
to ROOKIE MISTAKEWhat I love about TRICKY NICKY is what a friggin coward he truely is. He let’s douchebag from all over the country purchase amunity with closet deals and pretends like he has a prayer against AOL. Not the forst not the last f&%ck up that will eventually fold the tents on this little circus tent you call a business.
Hmmmmm says:
Even though I needed to seek a translation dictionary to sort through your post you’re right, I’m sure most of his stories are made up, but they make good reading.
to HmmmmmSlade says:
Rookie, it’s not “vouls” it’s “vowels”. If you want to criticize spelling, please check your own first. Also, it’s not “amunity”, it’s “immunity”. Talk about “rookie mistake”….
to SladeEva says:
For someone as opinionated as you, you should consider learning how to communicate effectively. Anything you wrote in your little rant was pointless because of the ridiculous amount of spelling/grammatical errors!
Try again, sweetheart.
to Evadirt merchant says:
Hey wookie why bother coming to the site and reading. There is a nice man on boy pleasure site that would fit you better…….
to dirt merchantskullcandy says:
idiot.
to skullcandyBBboo says:
Go team Dirty. Good job on your attorney’s part.
to BBbooGiggity Giggity says:
AOL is a joke it always has been, its the IPS of the brainless
to Giggity GiggityAnonymous says:
isp
to AnonymousGiggity Giggity says:
lol yea typo man I should have looked before i hit submit
to Giggity Giggitybut you get the point
that's lame says:
AOL is lame. You think they’re gonna seek a TRO or preliminary injunction and sue your ass? Not to say they’d actually win but that doesn’t mean they won’t file suit and drag your ass through federal court. They have the resources and I’ve seen IP infringement cases get filed with even less similarities than what you’ve got going on.
to that's lameHonestly says:
Nik your legal team is hilarious.
to HonestlyAnonymous says:
Then start calling her “Gapquest” HAHA
to AnonymousIbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish) says:
Hell no. If the dirty MUST change her name, it should be to the 2nd place name, (which I came up with) in the vote the Dirty Army took. REFUNAMA CANAL!!!
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish)um, yeah. says:
that’s just stupid.
to um, yeah.IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish) says:
You are just stupid. It got 2nd place out of the options, so a lot of folks voted for it. My suggestions have made it to the final 5 the last 2 times. The only time you have made it top 5, is for douche-tard of the year, and Chris Hansen’s all time greatest pedophile busts.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish)Durrrrrrty ARMY says:
ya it got second cause I didnt suggest it then… gapquest is much funnier!
to Durrrrrrty ARMYM.P. says:
It’s not funny though…=/
to M.P.IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish) says:
Yeah you are right, and the thousands of Dirty Army members that voted for it were wrong. Don’t be an idiot put yourself before the Dirty Army.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish)IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish) says:
a idiot and put
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (but have a secret GSW fetish)Mr. Bojangles says:
“AOL May prefer its woman au natural” hahahahhahaha awesome.
to Mr. BojanglesDirtygirl (the original) says:
I just fell in love with your legal team.
to Dirtygirl (the original)pobrecita says:
x2
to pobrecitaRambo says:
If the MAP comment fits, you must acquit!
to Rambodurka says:
MAPQUEST!!! *shakes fist
to durkaNIK YOU DUMBASS says:
TECHNICALLY IF YOURE THE ONE THAT NAMED HER MAPQUEST…….WOULDNT IT BE YOUR FAULT?? dumbass.
to NIK YOU DUMBASSDJ the real one says:
You’re the dumbass! TRY TAKING OFF THE CAPS LOCK! We named her!
to DJ the real oneskullcandy says:
Outstanding response from your attorney. Maybe you should buy some IP insurance?
AOL sucks, what a bunch of boobs.
to skullcandyI like your legal Hooman says:
That was quite funny.
to I like your legal Hoomannick says:
very well played
to nickCuts says:
I wouldn’t go to war with AOL Im pretty sure they can and will turn off the internet.
to CutsMedium Pimpin (he dont wife em, he one nights em) says:
AOL is a joke
to Medium Pimpin (he dont wife em, he one nights em)Punky says:
Absolutely hilarious. Happy Friday!
to Punkybobbarker says:
Haha you got pwned nik
to bobbarkercharli says:
i would have loved to had your smart@$$ attorney with me when I went to court with my ex-husband…His tax return for the year said he made $430,000.00 with a $1.00 profit. He pled poverty…was ordered to pay $150.00 a MONTH in child support… left the courthouse and drove away in his beautiful new Lexus. My attorney was a wimp…and the ex is $16,00.00+ behind.
to charliPerry Mason says:
LOL. You got worked. Maybe you should’ve included a tax lawyer in the precedings.
to Perry Masondirt merchant says:
Hey Charli stop babbling he was banging your sister any who……sleep well
to dirt merchantcharli says:
it was his Uncles girl friend and I do “sleep well” thank you very much (BIG smile right here).
to charliDJ the real one says:
So Nik ask you legal team if I can sue AOL for all the Trogans they put on my computer. Just sign up they will have so many things in your spyware program you could put them out of bussiness.
to DJ the real oneNik Richies baby momma says:
I love that his lawyers have the same sense of humor as him lol.. That letter was too funny!!
to Nik Richies baby mommaBlake says:
Funny ass reply from your legal team. Love to see AOL’s response.
to BlakePerry Mason says:
Easy one. Our Client, AOL, doesn’t not consider it satire and classifies your use of the “mapquest” logo to be IP infringement. You have x amount of days to comply or we will file suit.
to Perry MasonEl Jefe says:
I think AOL is upset because thedirty.com is more popular now, to be honest I dont know anyone that uses AOL anymore.
to El JefeAnonymous says:
That response email is priceless!
to AnonymousJoe says:
whoooooosh, 1 – 0
to Joeno conspiracy says:
MAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUEST MAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUESTMAPQUEST
to no conspiracyLol! says:
LMFAO!!!
to Lol!haha says:
You’re lawyer needs to use spell check funnier is not a word…
to hahascotti says:
Mapquest is also spelled Maquest in one sentence…nice
to scottiEva says:
‘Funnier’ certainly IS a word. Try verifying a post before submitting it, you’ll look marginally less like an idiot that way.
to EvaTruth Hurts says:
Love it. Can I have your lawyers number in case I ever need him?
to Truth HurtsLegal Expert says:
What you fail to realize is that a trademark or copyright owner must challenge any and all possible infringements in order to prevail in more serious cases. They might have just went through the motions with this one to show they made some kind of legal effort. Waste of money I agree, but so is our legal system.
to Legal ExpertLaaaame says:
F*ckin lame, AOL can suck it ez
to LaaaameRude Bobby says:
Hey DJ (you idiot) it is trojans or Trojans (like the condom) and not Trogans. Call AOhelL and they will help you get the trojans off your machine if you pay them monthly. They did not put them there; it is likely that your file sharing software did it. In several years owning a business I have yet to find an IT person to tell me AOL put trojans on my computer. It’s usually from some BS the secretaries download.
to Rude BobbyDJ the real one says:
First of all douchef*cker this is not a spelling website. Second ever scince I got rid of them I have not had any problems. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Have a nice day though. Also this was on my personal desktop at home, not the one I use for bussiness. No file sharing going on there.
to DJ the real oneteacher says:
since, business…..
hehe, sorry:P
to teacherDJ the real one says:
Sorry the dirty needs spell check. I’m famous for my typos on here.
to DJ the real oneBrittany says:
Your legal team is amazing! Please please post the response from AOL!
to BrittanyRude Bobby says:
I LOVE I LOVE ILOVE, and then some, the response from your attorney! That is so freaking awesome that he both responded as well as gave their inexperienced attorneys some schooling. Note to AOL – Sometimes hiring the lowest bidder is not the best thing. People left you in droves over it and now you are reaping your rewards.
to Rude Bobby…at leats you got recognition from “The Dirty”
SJCPete says:
The letter was really good and thoroughly entertaining up until the last sentence. When negating the second of two negative independent clauses, nor (not or) must be used “…, and will not cease using this term or remove it from their site.” should be ‘…, and will not cease using this term nor remove it from their site.’
to SJCPeteI expected more from legal team at Dirty.com.
ew says:
In concur.
The whole letter has an unprofessional tone, inappropriate word choice, and uses colloquial langauge versus “legalese.” AOL’s legal team will think (correctly) that sixth grader wrote the response.
Big deal anyway, it’s JUST a cease and desist letter.
to ewHonestly says:
You and people like you are the reason that theDirty exists. Its just some humor get over yourself.
to Honestlymeh says:
The lawyer was surely having a nice amount of fun answering this which led it to be of horrible quality; he cites more examples than needed (even though ‘the more the merrier’ often holds true) as they are mainly redundant. AOL will just see this as immature and truly unprofessional as ‘ew’ said.
Of course, with such a legal ‘crime’, as AOL sees it, it’ll just be much funnier this way to see their future reactions. I hope you’ll be keeping us updated.
to meh