Caption of the Day


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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

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  1. July 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Um....... says:

    I’m fixin to put this one on myspace!

    Reply to Um.......
  2. July 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Shorty aka ShortBus(the real one) says:

    ttthheeeyyy tttoookkkk ouuurrr jjjyyyooobbbsssss!!!!

    Reply to Shorty aka ShortBus(the real one)
  3. July 3, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    tigertiger says:

    Woof! Woof!

    Reply to tigertiger
  4. July 3, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    jason says:

    “Just another day in the life of Joe Dirte”

    Reply to jason
  5. July 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Sarah says:

    i didn’t know that gaydensolo could grow a mustache.

    Reply to Sarah
  6. July 3, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    pizzle says:

    the ever elusive American Walrus, thought to be extinct, is caught on camera in Alabama

    Reply to pizzle
  7. July 3, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    HeyMyNamesJP says:

    This man definitely didn’t vote for Obama

    Reply to HeyMyNamesJP
  8. July 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    double-wides in the reflection

    Reply to Anonymous
  9. July 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Jake says:

    Original redneck MySpace picture.

    Reply to Jake
  10. July 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Big TB says:

    I dont understand why a redneck would take a picture, we all know they dont have internet

    Reply to Big TB
  11. July 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    fsuitw says:

    Looking bewildered and disheveled, Cletus takes a photo for the police report he is about to file concerning his missing sleeves. Also absent from this picture is his dignity.

    Reply to fsuitw
  12. July 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    KtotheC says:

    hells angels finally has a firecrotch

    Reply to KtotheC
  13. July 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Blonkey Lover says:

    Cowboy Trout’s self portait

    Reply to Blonkey Lover
  14. July 3, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    lolajolie says:

    mah suster thinks this’s mah sexy face….dag gone I’s a good look’n sum’b*tch!

    Reply to lolajolie
  15. July 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Does this vest make me look fat?

    Reply to Anonymous
  16. July 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    zoinks says:

    do these shades make me look stupid?

    Reply to zoinks
  17. July 3, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Rick OShea says:

    What? Would I lie to you? My mama drove this car and it runs like a dream! I’ll take $40 bucks for it.

    Reply to Rick OShea
  18. July 3, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Cayla says:

    Look hunny, i got one of them ipod phones!

    Reply to Cayla
  19. July 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    VeganxLife says:

    Lol! This dude is a Serious @sshole!!! Ha!

    Reply to VeganxLife
  20. July 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    texasboy says:

    “Did you see the size of that god damn chicken !!!! “

    Reply to texasboy
  21. July 3, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    ButtPirate says:

    The Brad Pitt of Kentucky.

    Reply to ButtPirate
  22. July 3, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    JohnDoe24 says:

    You know you’re a redneck when you’re confused by taking your own picture.

    Reply to JohnDoe24
  23. July 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    hemi1011 says:

    Nik Richie’s stalker report

    Reply to hemi1011
  24. July 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Left Turn says:

    As the Years go on Lepers choices in Men decreases accordingly
    for instance meet Mr. March 2012

    Reply to Left Turn
  25. July 3, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    lolajolie says:

    Fifth grade was the best six years of my life…

    Reply to lolajolie
  26. July 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    TacoDip says:

    Damn. That photo is from last month!!

    Reply to TacoDip
  27. July 3, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Alex says:

    Ted Nugent if he hadnt made it big in the music biz.. just another angry redneck with a bunch of cars in the yard

    Reply to Alex
  28. July 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    possum says:

    Dad!?

    Reply to possum
  29. July 3, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    cabear says:

    Hell Dang I made on The Dirty… this should get some puntang

    Reply to cabear
  30. July 3, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    BIG LOU says:

    looks better than his mugshot photo

    Reply to BIG LOU
  31. July 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    MP says:

    “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…”

    Reply to MP
  32. July 3, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Matt says:

    Think this guy was born on a pool table?

    Reply to Matt
  33. July 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    hdfb2001 says:

    shhhhh…. I’m hunting wabbits!

    Reply to hdfb2001
  34. July 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    TheDirtiest says:

    In my best dirty biker voice: Welcome to Glentucky, brother!

    Reply to TheDirtiest
  35. July 3, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    butterflygirl says:

    “Damnit how does this thinger ma jig work”

    Reply to butterflygirl
  36. July 3, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    baba ganoush says:

    New host Cableguy Foxworthy of [removed] website.

    Reply to baba ganoush
  37. July 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    rjg504 says:

    No wonder other countries hate America!!!!!

    Reply to rjg504
  38. July 3, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    wildcat36 says:

    thems heres my new blueblockers, gots em from the Sams club. matches my c**ckblocker stache. sweet.

    Reply to wildcat36
  39. July 3, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    It’s America’s birthday. I’m gonna blow some sh!t up.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  40. July 3, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Husky says:

    DALE EARNHARDT Sr LIVES!

    Reply to Husky
  41. July 3, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    jt says:

    so thats what a dick looks like!!!

    Reply to jt
  42. July 3, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    I'm With Stupid------> says:

    Mustache rides, $3.00!

    Reply to I'm With Stupid------>
  43. July 3, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Dave says:

    Merlin 2010.

    Reply to Dave
  44. July 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    Kelly says:

    Got Dammit!! How do you work this thing. All I’s wantin to do is take a picture of my dream house for moms to see. Maybe if I switch it aroun the other way…..

    Reply to Kelly
  45. July 3, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Kody says:

    I bought this hat at the corner store that Nik’s parents run!!

    Reply to Kody
  46. July 4, 2009 at 2:22 am

    TheLiz says:

    Looks like the muppet guitarist from The Muppet Show is alive and well.

    Reply to TheLiz
  47. July 4, 2009 at 3:18 am

    The Edyy says:

    he looks so surprised because he`s got mirrors on the inside of his glasses to

    Reply to The Edyy
  48. July 4, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Gugs says:

    Billy Bob, leading double wide salesman in Louisana, still can’t figure out that he needs to turn the camera around before he takes the picture.

    Reply to Gugs
  49. July 4, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Bung Hole says:

    Redneck photographed uttering those famous last words; “Let me show you how it’s dun”

    Reply to Bung Hole
  50. July 4, 2009 at 8:55 am

    cabear says:

    This is the last picture of Verne before making his way into the Darwin Awards … You see it was the opening day of deer hunting season and Verne thought it would be a good idea to dress like a deer to get close to them…. on some levels he was quite successful

    Reply to cabear

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