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  1. July 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Deekhead says:

    Dilf

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  2. July 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Ahab is pissed some random family captured the Great White Whale.

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  3. July 6, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    first comment ever says:

    From the kids – We were adopted.

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  4. July 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    fsuitw says:

    A local family makes a shot for headline news as they attempt to pawn of this 45 year old transvestite as a mermaid.

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  5. July 6, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    pghtiny says:

    Man, Ariel has let herself go!

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  6. July 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    lolajolie says:

    it took all three of us to reel this 200lb whopper in…

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  7. July 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    xheathen says:

    The Real Ginger, the Professor, Mary Ann and Gilligan are rescued from Gilligan’s Island seen here celebrating on Waikiki Beach.

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  8. July 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    PB says:

    Please Free Willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. July 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    StuckinOC says:

    I always thought Marianne was hotter and Ginger would do anything to try to grab attention from Gilligan and the Professor.

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  10. July 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    Bubba Gladstone from New Orleans, LA baited this whale with 12 pound test, a world record.

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  11. July 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    PB says:

    Jamie Lee Curtis went to cacaaaaa

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  12. July 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    PB says:

    The Creeper in the Hat is straining for his life holding up Jamie Lee from True Lies

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  13. July 6, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    PB says:

    There should be a splash in about 1 second. Optimus Prime couldn’t even hold on to that whooooooooar

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  14. July 6, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    PB says:

    Sinead O Connor grew some hair back and a few lbs. Nothing compares.

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  15. July 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    PB says:

    Unfortunately the girl in the middle was recruited by Vivid to do 2 IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK. It’s PG.

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  16. July 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    PB says:

    Starfish hands cradling the pits and Audrey Hepurns one piece….Who was the genius to recommend this pic? The other FTG son?

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  17. July 6, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    mikeyc says:

    Nik, 86, and the Solo girls in 20 years.

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  18. July 6, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    CHINCHILLA says:

    FISHING WITH DOLLAR BILLS IS SURE TO LAND YOU A HO EVERY TIME.

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  19. July 7, 2009 at 12:21 am

    reignking says:

    billy mays here for lift’a'granny

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  20. July 7, 2009 at 4:14 am

    cashmoney says:

    gayest family photo ever

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  21. July 7, 2009 at 6:11 am

    ajd8199 says:

    “usty, Audrey, lift your mom’s ass up a little higher!”

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  22. July 7, 2009 at 6:12 am

    ajd8199 says:

    “Rusty, Audrey, lift your mom’s ass up a little higher!”

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  23. July 7, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Giggity Giggity says:

    one way to c*ck block for your daughter

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  24. July 7, 2009 at 7:16 am

    Connman says:

    Taboo 18: Caribbean Days

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  25. July 7, 2009 at 7:46 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    I hate holding mom’s but, says the daughter, but it is better than you having to hold her unshaven legs.

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  26. July 7, 2009 at 7:46 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    Clark Griswold wants to bang his daughter too.

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  27. July 7, 2009 at 7:49 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    National Lampoons Carribean vacation, starring Randy Quiad, and the original grandma who died in Family vacation

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  28. July 7, 2009 at 7:50 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    nobody said anything yet, but Dad has a big boner. I wonder if it is for grandma or daughter

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  29. July 7, 2009 at 7:51 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    notice dad’s face is real red and grandma’s is white. I bet he is wearing a girly hat

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  30. July 7, 2009 at 7:51 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    I bet grandma got a tramp stamp on that vacation

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  31. July 7, 2009 at 7:52 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    Nik, would you? to save the whales

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  32. July 7, 2009 at 7:52 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    I bet the beached whale gives a mean BJ, you know all whales have blow holes

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  33. July 7, 2009 at 7:54 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    New attraction at Seaworld, Shamu Vacation Pictures

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  34. July 7, 2009 at 7:55 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    One second later, Grandma drops face first into the water, as she cut a big wet juicy fart

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  35. July 7, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Delli says:

    I knew we should have brought Mom to Hedonism!!

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  36. July 7, 2009 at 7:58 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    later, back at the hotel all the family joined in together to lather Mom in coca cream for the ravishing sunburn she got

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  37. July 7, 2009 at 8:01 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    The family that lifts together, ______________ together.
    You fill in the blank, it is more fun that way.

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  38. July 7, 2009 at 8:02 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    why does mom have a bracelet on? It is the latest in whale tracking, recording there every move, mating habits, eating habits and even their bowel movements.

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  39. July 7, 2009 at 8:04 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    mom sure has dirty knees, wonder why?

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  40. July 7, 2009 at 8:09 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    Do I hear Thunder in the background? it just mom’s thighs again

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  41. July 7, 2009 at 8:10 am

    ME@home says:

    Dateline NBC: More wreckage from the Titanic found!

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  42. July 7, 2009 at 8:10 am

    420 says:

    Jaden Solo’s family vacation pic 2038.

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  43. July 7, 2009 at 8:10 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    Hey, I have seen Porno’s start like this.

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  44. July 7, 2009 at 8:13 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    why are her feet cut out of the picture, does she have a fin down there?

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  45. July 7, 2009 at 8:14 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    followed by the “Big Bang Theory”

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  46. July 7, 2009 at 8:14 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    so this is “How I met your mother”

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  47. July 7, 2009 at 8:16 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    jagermeister, a family drink.

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  48. July 7, 2009 at 8:18 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    In Europe, anything goes.

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  49. July 7, 2009 at 8:20 am

    Ang says:

    No funny comment. But seriously…those thunders are ridiculous.

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  50. July 7, 2009 at 8:20 am

    winebuyer9 says:

    On the phone later that night, the son calls his friends and was bragging “you should have felt the ass I had today”.

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