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  1. July 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Me says:

    Thats a keeper

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  2. July 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    beaner15 says:

    you don’t want to know where the other can is

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  3. July 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    WhO? says:

    Redneck Vagasil

    Reply to WhO?
  4. July 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Brandi’s yeast infection got a little out of control.

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. July 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Johnny Mar Superstar says:

    Redneck Std Test…..
    When the rockies on the can turn blue you know she has herpes

    Reply to Johnny Mar Superstar
  6. July 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    FLC says:

    nice coozy

    Reply to FLC
  7. July 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    Darren "Crazyman" says:

    Fishing for trout.

    Reply to Darren "Crazyman"
  8. July 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    dolores says:

    preparing for the greg tuck

    Reply to dolores
  9. July 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Anonymous says:

    A beer in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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  10. July 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    no-one says:

    A beer in the bush is worth two in the hand.

    Reply to no-one
  11. July 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Dude Bro says:

    It’s a soggy dream come true

    Reply to Dude Bro
  12. July 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Ben says:

    White Trash Dildo!

    Reply to Ben
  13. July 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Ang says:

    “Have ya’ll seen my beer I can’t find the damn thing any where”

    Reply to Ang
  14. July 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Dirt Nastee says:

    A rare sight in the wild…a cougar fishing for trout

    Reply to Dirt Nastee
  15. July 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    reignking says:

    Wisconsin Trophy Wife!!!

    Reply to reignking
  16. July 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Horsey says:

    Nice beer koochey….er, coozy

    Reply to Horsey
  17. July 9, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Jamison says:

    and she still cant figure out how them hurps spread to her mouth

    Reply to Jamison
  18. July 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    hdfb2001 says:

    One Ed Farty knock off bikini?… $9.95
    One Can of Budlight for bait?…$1.49
    One stolen ex-bf’s fishing pole… free
    One Cougar in the desert fishing for Trout…priceless!

    Reply to hdfb2001
  19. July 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    HotNizzle says:

    I haven’t seen a pussy that ice cold since Hillary ran for office

    Reply to HotNizzle
  20. July 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    The Donk says:

    Fishing for trout without a hook, all you need is a shiny lure!

    Reply to The Donk
  21. July 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    whowhat says:

    Is that a beer can in your thong or are you just happy to see me?

    Reply to whowhat
  22. July 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    CFry says:

    Uh I thought Havisu was the place to go fishin’ for Trouts…?

    Reply to CFry
  23. July 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    ksu says:

    Keeps the chiggers out of my cooter!

    Reply to ksu
  24. July 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Dave says:

    Fishing for trout with a backup bait ready to go.

    Reply to Dave
  25. July 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    canmiser says:

    Her boyfriend told her to bring him some red snapper!

    Reply to canmiser
  26. July 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    mike says:

    This Buds for me. Wet and smooth.

    Reply to mike
  27. July 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Redneck Thermometer says:

    When the mountains on the can change from blue I know that my fish taco will start getting stinky.

    Reply to Redneck Thermometer
  28. July 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    ronny g says:

    does this cover up my trout ok?

    Reply to ronny g
  29. July 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Toxicity says:

    Thankfully it’s just a beer can not a Red Solo Cup.

    Reply to Toxicity
  30. July 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Redneck Thermometer meant to say.. says:

    When the mountains on the can change from blue, I know when you go down on my fish taco you will say “pee eww”

    Reply to Redneck Thermometer meant to say..
  31. July 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    mr happy says:

    martha stewart though the aroma of a fish would be the perfect touch to go with her drunken crab stew recipe.

    Reply to mr happy
  32. July 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    jt says:

    no wonder my beer tastes a little fishy

    Reply to jt
  33. July 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    BadBobbyK says:

    keeping the sardine bait in a beer can next to the poonani is the only way to kill that smell.

    Reply to BadBobbyK
  34. July 9, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Scott says:

    Here we have the notorious Havasu Cougar. Known for their excellent skills at catching drunken 25-30 year old males with boats. But beware: If she becomes desperate, men without boats are not safe either.

    Reply to Scott
  35. July 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    me says:

    I don’t know which to pound first, the beer or the pu**y…

    Reply to me
  36. July 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    Dreamboat Inc. says:

    “I got a bite”

    Reply to Dreamboat Inc.
  37. July 9, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    I'm With Stupid------> says:

    The magic SILVER bullet

    Reply to I'm With Stupid------>
  38. July 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    w74 says:

    bud light is for pu*sys

    Reply to w74
  39. July 9, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Juan Valdez says:

    “Hey Lady!!!!!!, That’s the SILVER BULLET, not the MAGIC BULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” BZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    Reply to Juan Valdez
  40. July 9, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    -- says:

    Sarah Palin’s Gone fishin………..

    Reply to --
  41. July 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    PB says:

    That’s not the only thing that smells like fish.

    Reply to PB
  42. July 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    PB says:

    I would make that the slowest shotgun ever. Anyone have a key?

    Reply to PB
  43. July 10, 2009 at 12:11 am

    PB says:

    The Voice: “This summer One Man, One Mission, One Lake, IN A WORLD GONE MAD…In one of his most critically acclaimed performances in years, Nicholas Cage reprises his Oscar winning role in Leaving Lake Havasu…Years before he left Las Vegas he was all alone in the world with the up and coming star Leper as we know her now. This film has not yet been rated.”

    Reply to PB
  44. July 10, 2009 at 12:12 am

    PB says:

    She needed some +2′s like 8 years ago.

    Reply to PB
  45. July 10, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Joe Dirty says:

    At least aluminum doesn’t rust.

    Reply to Joe Dirty
  46. July 10, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Richard says:

    Pickled beer?

    Reply to Richard
  47. July 10, 2009 at 1:40 am

    HGHONDO says:

    I guess Sarah Palin’s gone fishin

    Reply to HGHONDO
  48. July 10, 2009 at 7:13 am

    JT Chicago says:

    I said get me a FORTY OUNCE not a FORGY OUNCE!

    Reply to JT Chicago
  49. July 10, 2009 at 7:37 am

    Mike says:

    There is only one thing left to do when your trailer gets a flat….go noodling in the ohio river with your earnhart bikini on.

    Reply to Mike
  50. July 10, 2009 at 7:43 am

    Jonny says:

    Redneck multitasking, on vacation.

    Reply to Jonny

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