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Audi-Gay Loves Banana Gregs? Please be funny and not racist.
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that can NOT be in America!!!!
get on the banana bone!
Christian AudiGay taking a photo with some loser in red pants.
“I could fit two of these in my %$$”
(by the way this is Fake SGM)
Kate’s replacement for Jon.
The new statue for the entry garden at Neverland Ranch!
You may ask: I see the banana, where’s the hammock? Hint: Hidden beneath the red pants.
Fake SGM – The Banana Penis Decided
purple crayons have nothing on the yellow
i wish i could get my lips around it.
Are those keys in his pocket or is he just glad to meet Greg?
is that a giant yellow banana in my @$$ or are you just happy to see me?
Christian said “Youra big Greg isa pealing”
why isnt fridays winner here? it takes me to a caption from june?
Just what the world needs – Rhinestone encrusted banana hammocks
Whats special about this, we all knew he was hanging out with Jon Gosselin this weekend
shortly after this picture was taken lily’s had auti taken off the property for trying to make a banana split FYI his pants were blue before he atempted this stunt
It’s a good thing the pic where he took that thing peel deep didn’t make it on.
If zis was only real…..
-christain poses with the mannequin for all his outfits-
I hate when you sun burn your dick and it peels.
Audi-Gay says “Visine Me, Visine Me!”
Wait a second. How do I get the cream filling out again?
whatever this guy touches it or you instantly turns into d*ck
Do these red pants make me look gay?
” I’m going to make shirts this way.. & everything else “
Hey grandma, give me a boost. I can take the whole banana!
Christian AudiGay obviously kept Michael Jackson’s play slide. He’s currently thinking of ways to make it gayer.
a dickhead and a banana
Trisssthtian’s dad Greg is at it again!
Big bird is much bigger then barney!
The trophy for the Kangaroids v. Frog ultimate fight.
“Nik would do me twice”
Ed Hard-On posing with Oprah’s vibrator
Big Bird never looked so hard up for friends
He’s just advertising his new brand…G.Y.B = Giant Yellow Banana…The penis part was extra topping…
Son it’s hard for your mother and I to buy presents for our gay son, but this seems to fit you perfectly!
Now push me to G-Girl over there….
bruno in 5 years
Never take two Extends.
Rockin’ the Coc* Walk!
If it’s BIG N YELLOW, you take it in the A** quite mellow!
Don’t worry it can’t be any worse than that time at the Elephant enclosure
I’m Christian Audigay and I’m getting a boner from touching this giant yellow greg. Next I am going to make it sparkle.
FAKE SGM.
What up Right Said Fred? Are you to Sexy for Purple Paint?
No ED, an “Official” bull ride is still 8 seconds…..no bet!!!.
Today in L.A. Audi-Gay received his “Perez Hilton” Lifetime Achievement Award
Somebody quick give me a quarter I want to ride this thing
Dolce and Gabbana’s new fall line.
Audi-Gay showing the “Johnson Charm”
dick meet douche
The only Greg big enough to match his Audigay ego.
Life is about how you see yourself, this seems to fit him JUST PERFECTLY!
Now that is a banana that will split you.
Stimulus Package?
Fake, real SGM use two hands
Christian has become really close with Jon Gosslein these days.
You know what kind of foods are shaped like dicks?!……the best kind
Bananas: Breakfast of Champions!
If “we” get it our way, these will replace all stop signs in America!
Dic k Richie I’ve decided……..
a large yellow penis? I always heard Asians were small!
Fake SGM: real sgm don’t take pictures next to gregs!
“Ladies and gentlemen i present to you….Nik richie’s penis..in banana form!”
“It smells like BigBird’s dick!”
(anchor man reference, anyone?)
i have heard of a purple crayon but never a yellow crayon
The difference? One’s a giant fruit, the others a banana shaped like a penis.
Cover shot for one of MJ’s bedtime stories.
One dick, two dick
Red dick, giant yellow banana dick. Tee Hee.
Get your picture taken with the banana that won the blue ribbon.
Fake SGM:
Real SGM do not have ass dildos nor do they put their sex toys on display
Neverland’s best ride up for auction.
lol KIKA—good one.
“Yes, I would like 2 of these banana penis’s so my boyfriend and I can each have one to practice on.”
Wow, a picture of a giant dick standing next to a banana.
Who’s the dick with the statue?
ed HARDY
Is the banana just as confused as he is?