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Audi-Gay Loves Banana Gregs? Please be funny and not racist.

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  1. July 13, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    brittany says:

    that can NOT be in America!!!!

    Reply to brittany
  2. July 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Anna says:

    get on the banana bone!

    Reply to Anna
  3. July 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Nik Richie is a Loser says:

    Christian AudiGay taking a photo with some loser in red pants.

    Reply to Nik Richie is a Loser
  4. July 13, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Rusty Pipe says:

    “I could fit two of these in my %$$”

    (by the way this is Fake SGM)

    Reply to Rusty Pipe
  5. July 13, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Anna says:

    Kate’s replacement for Jon.

    Reply to Anna
  6. July 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Toxicity says:

    The new statue for the entry garden at Neverland Ranch!

    Reply to Toxicity
  7. July 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    King Joffy Jofer says:

    You may ask: I see the banana, where’s the hammock? Hint: Hidden beneath the red pants.

    Reply to King Joffy Jofer
  8. July 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Matt in Ohio says:

    Fake SGM – The Banana Penis Decided

    Reply to Matt in Ohio
  9. July 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    me says:

    purple crayons have nothing on the yellow

    Reply to me
  10. July 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    jt says:

    i wish i could get my lips around it.

    Reply to jt
  11. July 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Detroit SGM says:

    Are those keys in his pocket or is he just glad to meet Greg?

    Reply to Detroit SGM
  12. July 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Jamison says:

    is that a giant yellow banana in my @$$ or are you just happy to see me?

    Reply to Jamison
  13. July 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    CelebTV says:

    Christian said “Youra big Greg isa pealing”

    Reply to CelebTV
  14. July 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    wtf says:

    why isnt fridays winner here? it takes me to a caption from june?

    Reply to wtf
  15. July 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Knob Polisher says:

    Just what the world needs – Rhinestone encrusted banana hammocks

    Reply to Knob Polisher
  16. July 13, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Whats special about this, we all knew he was hanging out with Jon Gosselin this weekend

    Reply to Anonymous
  17. July 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Jamison says:

    shortly after this picture was taken lily’s had auti taken off the property for trying to make a banana split FYI his pants were blue before he atempted this stunt

    Reply to Jamison
  18. July 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Dude Bro says:

    It’s a good thing the pic where he took that thing peel deep didn’t make it on.

    Reply to Dude Bro
  19. July 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Poopstain says:

    If zis was only real…..

    Reply to Poopstain
  20. July 13, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    blueberry hill says:

    -christain poses with the mannequin for all his outfits-

    Reply to blueberry hill
  21. July 13, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I hate when you sun burn your dick and it peels.

    Reply to Anonymous
  22. July 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    pepe says:

    Audi-Gay says “Visine Me, Visine Me!”

    Reply to pepe
  23. July 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    pepe says:

    Wait a second. How do I get the cream filling out again?

    Reply to pepe
  24. July 13, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    dna 7 says:

    whatever this guy touches it or you instantly turns into d*ck

    Reply to dna 7
  25. July 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    HaleHudson says:

    Do these red pants make me look gay?

    Reply to HaleHudson
  26. July 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Ben says:

    ” I’m going to make shirts this way.. & everything else “

    Reply to Ben
  27. July 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Cougar Killer says:

    Hey grandma, give me a boost. I can take the whole banana!

    Reply to Cougar Killer
  28. July 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Nema says:

    Christian AudiGay obviously kept Michael Jackson’s play slide. He’s currently thinking of ways to make it gayer.

    Reply to Nema
  29. July 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    the greek says:

    a dickhead and a banana

    Reply to the greek
  30. July 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    THA DON (On Edge) says:

    Trisssthtian’s dad Greg is at it again!

    Reply to THA DON (On Edge)
  31. July 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    jason says:

    Big bird is much bigger then barney!

    Reply to jason
  32. July 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    Dave says:

    The trophy for the Kangaroids v. Frog ultimate fight.

    Reply to Dave
  33. July 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Rusty Pipe says:

    “Nik would do me twice”

    Reply to Rusty Pipe
  34. July 13, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    peepsman says:

    Ed Hard-On posing with Oprah’s vibrator

    Reply to peepsman
  35. July 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    peepsman says:

    Big Bird never looked so hard up for friends

    Reply to peepsman
  36. July 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    rockabillyBoy says:

    He’s just advertising his new brand…G.Y.B = Giant Yellow Banana…The penis part was extra topping…

    Reply to rockabillyBoy
  37. July 13, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Jackson says:

    Son it’s hard for your mother and I to buy presents for our gay son, but this seems to fit you perfectly!

    Reply to Jackson
  38. July 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Pepito says:

    Now push me to G-Girl over there….

    Reply to Pepito
  39. July 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    beezle bubba says:

    bruno in 5 years

    Reply to beezle bubba
  40. July 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    photog321 says:

    Never take two Extends.

    Reply to photog321
  41. July 13, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    Rockin’ the Coc* Walk!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  42. July 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Bung Hole says:

    If it’s BIG N YELLOW, you take it in the A** quite mellow!

    Reply to Bung Hole
  43. July 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    Jason da Creep says:

    Don’t worry it can’t be any worse than that time at the Elephant enclosure

    Reply to Jason da Creep
  44. July 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    OMG! says:

    I’m Christian Audigay and I’m getting a boner from touching this giant yellow greg. Next I am going to make it sparkle.

    FAKE SGM.

    Reply to OMG!
  45. July 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Gato says:

    What up Right Said Fred? Are you to Sexy for Purple Paint?

    Reply to Gato
  46. July 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    schlep49 says:

    No ED, an “Official” bull ride is still 8 seconds…..no bet!!!.

    Reply to schlep49
  47. July 13, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    hdfb2001 says:

    Today in L.A. Audi-Gay received his “Perez Hilton” Lifetime Achievement Award

    Reply to hdfb2001
  48. July 13, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    cabear says:

    Somebody quick give me a quarter I want to ride this thing

    Reply to cabear
  49. July 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    sure why says:

    Dolce and Gabbana’s new fall line.

    Reply to sure why
  50. July 13, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    I'm With Stupid------> says:

    Audi-Gay showing the “Johnson Charm”

    Reply to I'm With Stupid------>

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