Carmex Is Your Future
Did you ever wonder what Megan Fox is going to look like in twenty years?
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This is photoshopped!
One can ONLY hope it is…because that is beyond SCARY!
Bita is becoming freakier looking and scarier than the cat woman or michael jackson…i bet her family is real proud of this disaster
She looks like what Angelina would have looked like if she became a stripper, id bang her…head in the car door after i kicked her a$$ out
more of a mangelina jolie.
thats hot
Thank goodness for DIMMER SWITCHES and ALCOHOL!!!
BJ Penn cant believe his eyes either……..
no way. just too much surgery. this may be the ugliest girl ive ever seen.
Looks like BJ punched her in a mouf..
I think she strips at Delilahs in Philadelphia sometimes.
scary
The funny thing is that’s an OLD picture, you should see her now, she’s even scarier now that she’s in her 40′s. We see her ambiguously gay, 30 something, wannabe model/actor, loser boyfriend & her out at Vanguard all the time, they provide our humour for the evening, always good for a laugh.
Now which 40-something loser bartender/never-gonna-be actor are we talking about here? She has several, HAHA….xoxo Gigi
LOL, yea we ALL know Bita & Johnny Guns (seriously that’s what he calls himself). They make a nice couple cuz both of them are worn out and beat looking ! Sad thing is I’ve heard she’s actually a DOCTOR ! Remind me not to go to that hospital
“Johnny Guns” a/k/a “The Waiter”?
“johnny guns” a/k/a “the personal trainer” (which is the new “waiter” for wannabe’s here) what a gay douche, guy’s not even cut, he’s soft & he obviously likes the shims LOL !
ALL I have to say is WTF is that!
I banged her in the bathroom at Chili’s last weekend
This tranny circus clown used to be a man named Rick
I think I just threw-up in my mouth….
Uh, let’s hope Megan Fox NEVER looks like this…
I just took a sh*t and silicone came out…
damn what a ugly big fake lipped white b*tch!!
This is too much plastic going on!!! Lips, nose, boobs, fake eyebrows- maybe even cheeks.
Isn’t that sad to pay all of that money to look like crap. I bet she was pretty before all of this. A little would of been good. Posh even down sized to look more real. Not that Posh means sh*t to me.
Yuck, don’t compare me to THIS bitc*
looks like satans b*tch
That’s Bita, she is well known here in weho. I used to see her at Equinox all the time. She’s actually really nice. I kinda felt bad for her because she didn’t realize how many people made fun of her bizarre looks
“Well-known?” For what exactly? Paying to transform herself into an alien?
whats her full name?
i’ve seen her out before, i always thought she was a tranny !
she looks like that serial killer..
I took her to dinner at 7-11 once