Douchers Are Taking Over Austin
Posted in Austin | July 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: If you’ve ever been to Austin Texas bar scene you know that latley there are more douche bags per square mile than almost anywhere else in the country. All the bars are walking distance and the place is just crawling with Affliction/Ed hardy/indian greasers with sunglasses on in the club with their TJ Max 2 year old “designer duds” on. You could get hundreds of pics in a single night… We spotted these 2 losers dressed alike walking around 5th and 6th street… sorry for the blurry image… Iphones aren’t good at talking action pictures. This is just a TASTE of what is really going on here….GOD HELP US….
They might as well hold hands.- nik
NG Austin says:
Poster obviously hasn’t been anywhere else in the US. There are much less douchers here than most other large cities.
to NG Austinfukudago says:
austin is for closet f*gs anyways and girls who think they are too hip for the rest of texas
to fukudagoDrEndo says:
Austin is the homo capital of the south….
to DrEndoproud patriot says:
hey poster(dumbass)these guys by the looks of their haircutt could be in the militiary.they possibly could have been stationed over seas. sorry they are unable to chase down the current trends,
to proud patriotPatriotic CowBoy! says:
Being a patriot has nothing to do with these two DBs!
I’ve been working in the bar scene in austin for the past 2 years.. and the biggest trouble makers and ppl who i’m instructed not to let in bars are… MARINES! I more than respect them for their service, but unfortunately they make a bad rap for themselves.
If you come to my bar and your E1.. your not getting in, your assliction or ed fardy outfit is “out of dress code”!
On the other hand. We have E5 way up to E8 coming in as regulars and they know the dress code and how to behave!
to Patriotic CowBoy!CC Rider says:
I’ve been here five years and loved Austin when I moved here and have worked downtown my entire tenure in the ATX. And yes, Austin is full of DBs, please California and Dallas, take them all back, they have ruined Austin.
to CC RiderjErk says:
Agreek. Moved here 3 yrs ago. i’ve definitely noticed a change. A lot has to do with these new clubs moving in and changing Austin.
DONT DALLAS OUR AUSTIN!!!!!!!
Why would you want to spend $70 on a t-shirt that you go out to the clubs and every other douche is wearing? im sorry but i would just feel stupid.
to jErksteph says:
I agree with CC Rider, the only douchebags in Austin are the a$$holes who moved here from Cali and Dallas. ESPECIALLY the Dallas tards!
to stephZTAbait says:
negative…as a born and bred texan, these downtown d-bags jump on trends & ride them until their wheels fall off. short one looks a little like heath m from behind ick!!
to ZTAbaitKick his ass C-Bass says:
mmm the DB is also know to migrate to Austin from Houston via San Marcos. ALOT of D-bags come from houston. Must be the humidity.
to Kick his ass C-Basssara says:
born and raised in austin, and all the DB’s are here from cali, dallas, not so much florida they don’t push their DB’ness on us austinites. usually people dressed like that are people who aren’t really true austinites.
to saracourt says:
I agree with sara. I am a born and raised Austinite, lived here my entire life and unfortunatley seen the recent uprise in DB’s taking over our city. They need to go the F*CK back to California. It’s because of these a**holes [and can't forget about the f*cking "scenesters" and "hipsters"] that our town is going to sh*t. Thanks again DB’s for turning our city into an overpriced place to live. Sh*t, even the people who have lived here all their lives are leaving due to the fact that we natives can not even afford it anymore. “This is Austin, NOT L.A.” Let’s try and keep it that way.
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