Posted in Houston, The Dirty | July 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, whoever wrote that sh*t about jessica is full of crap! She does NOT sleep around and she is freaking gorgeous! here are GOOD pictures of her..she’s not fat nik!!!! she doesnt look like a SEWER RAT either. Someone is clearly jealous or some guy is pissed he couldn’t have her!
Those saggers are straight flap jacks, and her friends look like they could do all the snow in Aspen.- nik
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LOOT CAKES says:
bangin’……CONFIRMED!
to LOOT CAKESTyler says:
jess, why on earth would you admit to being a sl*t??? bragging that you slept with all their boyfriends is just trashy. shame on you…
to Tylerlove ya jessss says:
it wasn’t really her commenting………
to love ya jessssDirk McGuinn says:
whats with jessica’s sk@nk wh*re friends defending her on here. Luv you too jess. F*** you b*tches, go find a blizzard
to Dirk McGuinnnm says:
I’ve seen a lot of hot chicks in my life, and some of the hottest doctor chicks I’ve seen (about 3 out of 100 on average) have been doctors in the making.. and most already spoken for.
to nmThis might have been chick number 4, but not discountin’, just saying..too.
uhhhh says:
i don’t think this chick is actually a dr or a dr in training? can anyone confirm? i doubt she’s finished college.
to uhhhhhaha says:
Jessica is a biology student at UT in Austin and an intern at some medical company in Houston for the summer. “uhhhh”, you should know before you speak.
to hahaAnonymous says:
No she isn’t you idiots. She is not an intern or anything else. She is a hooker who poses as a student. Why hasn’t anyone who attends UT ever actually seen her there.. HMM
to AnonymousB-TOOL says:
this b*tch is beat. she looks like trash,
to B-TOOLwhy says:
do they call her dr. when she is a bartender?
to whyanon says:
blonde girl on bottom right is a m*th head
to anonhey says:
everyone already knows..noone cares..abby is a cool chick!
to heyyeah so says:
why did this get bumped to the top?? She goes to UT and she interns in the medical district..
to yeah soYour mom. says:
Jessica moved to Austin since after Mazen left her ass, she needed to venture elsewhere to gain a new set of friends. Mary on the left is a nobody who still sleeps around with club promoters so she can “fit in” and Abby on the right is a m*th head with a kid whose baby daddy, by the way, is a sell out bartender.
And BTW, the picture on the bottom is definitely several years ago, back when they all used to party with a specific set of local band boys. Shocker.
to Your mom.wonderful,.. says:
Ahh…from Guts to Glory.
to wonderful,..ATX says:
Jessica moved to Austin for SCHOOL, not to get away from Mazen. She’s a student at UT and can do way better than Mazen and has.
to ATXMary, eh…who cares?
Abby is a young chick with a baby…not uncommon in today’s world. But both Abby and Dylon are great parents.
wonderful,.. says:
Both Abby and Dylon are GREAT parents? MAYBE Dylon, but Abby’s ass is out at the club almost every single night. She tries to make it seem as if her parents just want to watch the baby so bad that she “gets” to go out…but who the heck goes out almost every single night, does meth, and sleeps with random guys, and calls themselves a GOOD parent? REALLY?!
to wonderful,..Unknown says:
Abby is NOT a [removed] head. She is a wild chick, a lot of fun to be around, but she’s not a druggie. Get off that one.
to Unknownwonderful,.. says:
Ha ha. Too bad a post up there earlier who is obviously her friend says that “everyone knows” she’s a [removed] head. It’s quite obvious. Nice try though.
to wonderful,..Yononymous says:
Abby’s a methhead..Christine’s a methhead
to Yononymouswonderful,.. says:
The last few comments are dead on. Jessica is NOT a doctor, not even one in training, are you guys really that ignorant?
Abby is the BIGGEST [removed] head ever…and yes she has a kid…her baby’s daddy is kinnda cool, although it’s rumored that he did father Lindsey’s baby as well. (She’s been on here numerous times, too).
Mary…ahh, Mary. She sleeps with promoter and managers at clubs so she can get good bars because God knows she’s a TERRIBLE bartender. Ohh, and Mary, darling, you’re NOT from California…you lived there like 2 years. You’re from Arkansas…so please stop trying to pass yourself off a some rich OC girl. MMMMKKKK thanks.
to wonderful,..wolderful is a douche bag says:
Jessica is a UT student, a biology student actually. She’s an intern in the medical district in Houston for the summer. YOU’RE the ingorant one. Doctor is just a nickname because she is studying biology.
to wolderful is a douche bagYononymous says:
she’s not a student. she’s a damn liar. she won’t ever be a doctor. she’s a wh*re bouncing from place to place in ATX…w/o a man w/ money shes nothing.
to YononymousAtown says:
She is a student sweetheart. I’ve seen her admissions letter, she has a UT email address. I’ve hung out with her on campus and in class. And she probably has way more money than you do
to AtownJess is a hoe says:
Nice way to put yourself out there by admitting you slept with everyone’s boyfriends…..and there is NOTHING natural about you.
to Jess is a hoe"jess is a hoe" is an idiot says:
That wasn’t Jessica replying…idiot.
to "jess is a hoe" is an idiotThere is everything natural about Jessica. No plastic surgery, natural beauty. Jealousy is so high school kids.
Unknown says:
Let’s not forget that Abby, the “great parent” is only 20 years of age, and legally cannot go into bars. Yeah, greeeeeat parent.
to Unknowndrumline says:
You think Captain Morgan is upset shes doing his pose with a Bud Light can? I mean show a little respect atleast make it a bud light bottle. I think you should sleep with the captain to make it up to him, but as his official representative you’ll be sleeping with me. I’m balding, over-weight, have no prospects in life nor any real ambition,and my c*ck pump allows my penis to be a full three inches in length. Thats about what you’re used too right?
to drumlineUnknown says:
Abby is 21..she’ll be 22 in August
to Unknownwonderful,.. says:
Ha ha. No…she’s not. She’s 20 at the most.
to wonderful,..hah says:
She’s 20.. Don’t be fooled
to hahwhoever is replying to the post is an idiot....... says:
natural means NO CAKED ON MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!!!
to whoever is replying to the post is an idiot.......hah says:
very good point
to hahlilez says:
she is amazing hot !!
to lilezYononymous says:
Jessica isn’t even at UT. She moved to ATX, but is living a lie and is just a hoebag bartender. She’s not a doctor, nor will she ever be one. She can’t even afford to live in Austin and is bouncing from place to place. She is a drugged up wh*re who still thinks she’s 18. M*th? check Co*e? check Co*k? check! her*n? check! *? check! STDs? check! flap jack ti*s? check check check! She’s almost as bad as Abby.
she’ll suck you off for drugs her and her stripper friend. If you have money..and drugs call her up.
to Yononymous............ says:
she looks like a retard olson twin.
to ............man! says:
this chick must be retarded to take the time to post her own picture up and comment about it. if you don’t care, THEN DON’T CARE! don’t go tryna do this BS b/c you can clearly tell its you who put it up and is responding to all these comments. stop wasting your time, seriously..people are talk sh*t regardless. LET IT BE!
to man!AM says:
she is so sweet.
to AMi LOVE JESS says:
I’VE KNOWN JESS FOR YEARS ANS SHE HAS AN AMAZING BODY AND SHE’S A LOT OF FUN!
to i LOVE JESSa says:
theyre all skanks.
to amj says:
why has no one said anything about that beast on the left?!
to mjlollll she looks like a mix between the joker & some sort of cracked out whore whose teeth eroded from sucking so much dick.
dr badass says:
so, why is she so important to be on here and to talk about her??? i cannot understunde…
to dr badassBellaire Kid says:
I think shes a hottie gimme your number
to Bellaire Kida says:
I thought this girls name is Jaimee?? From ATX
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