Eat Something Please!


Eat something PLEASE!

Eat something PLEASE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is michelle! I know you dont like meat on the bones so would you?

Answer: No, I guarantee she gets super moody from battling her tapeworms for nutrients.


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  1. June 5, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    not says:

    ugh this girl is so weird! She is always wearing some stupid headband, doesn’t any of her friends tell her it looks ridicouls! and she definatly needs to eat

    Reply to not
  2. June 5, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    bobo says:

    so do you nik

    Reply to bobo
  3. June 5, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    QueenCreep! says:

    Nik you hit the nail on the head with that one. And did anyone notice the Ed Fardy bathing suit?

    Reply to QueenCreep!
  4. June 5, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    Anonymous says:

    poor girl needs some food!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. June 5, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    JINNA says:

    Someone obviously needs to get help for their ED. NEDA please. P.S. Headbands are stupid. Esp when they’re bigger than you are.

    Reply to JINNA
  6. June 5, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    lolz says:

    so she seems cool

    Reply to lolz
  7. June 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Hen says:

    Nik – you can tell that just from the picture? Wow that high school degree from Mission Viejo is really paying off.

    Reply to Hen
  8. June 5, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    360mike says:

    She could use that headband for a belt.

    Reply to 360mike
  9. June 5, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Seattle Fat Rat says:

    haha i work with this girl

    Reply to Seattle Fat Rat
    • June 6, 2009 at 3:12 pm

      chubbylover says:

      what does she bring for lunch?

      she must envy toothpicks/needles/etc…

      seriously. she needs to eat. not healthy.
      help her.

      Reply to chubbylover
  10. June 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Big Ruf says:

    calista flockhart is obese compared 2 this piece of floss! my greg is thicker than her!

    Reply to Big Ruf
  11. June 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Stewie says:

    Hey, its cheeks and bones. LOL

    Reply to Stewie
  12. June 5, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    DJ Reaction says:

    girl on the left is pretty cute

    Reply to DJ Reaction
    • June 5, 2009 at 9:24 pm

      o. leary says:

      bad joke dude

      Reply to o. leary
      • June 6, 2009 at 3:15 pm

        DJ Reaction says:

        nah she is, Ive seen her in person when I used to DJ at GLO, really pretty girl, this pic doesn’t do her much justice at all.

        Reply to DJ Reaction
      • June 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm

        victoria says:

        yah, you’re definitely the girl in the picture, writing that about yourself, lol. nobody else would say it! maybe her mom?

        Reply to victoria
      • June 7, 2009 at 11:51 am

        taniesha says:

        i second that ricky*

        Reply to taniesha
      • June 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm

        DJ Reaction says:

        taniesha is that your sister in the pic?

        Reply to DJ Reaction
      • June 8, 2009 at 12:06 pm

        Anonymous says:

        Yessss! That’s her .. Lol you don’t recognize her? Roscoe was visiting her in vegas. When I come down soon we need to hang out kk.

        Reply to Anonymous
      • June 8, 2009 at 7:58 pm

        DJ Reaction says:

        I thought that looked like her, yeah we will for sure! I’ll see your sister tonight, imma head to blue martini later

        Reply to DJ Reaction
  13. June 5, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    chubbylover says:

    i’d rather be happily chubby than starvingly skinny — like her. :(

    help her.

    Reply to chubbylover
  14. June 5, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    o. leary says:

    damn i just vomited on my keyboard

    Reply to o. leary
  15. June 5, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    huskielova says:

    the girl in the middle has an amazing body! and anorexic chicks hair looks mullet-ish.

    Reply to huskielova
  16. June 5, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    justin p says:

    the girl in the middle…I think she is Black is super hot, I don’t care what you say.

    Reply to justin p
  17. June 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    mlb321 says:

    The one in the middle has a great body

    Reply to mlb321
  18. June 6, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Meg says:

    Her head is freaking long. Anyone else think that looks abnormal?

    Reply to Meg
  19. June 6, 2009 at 8:03 am

    mama hoe says:

    MAD CUTE YOU ID DO HER. NOT EVEN KIDDIND ID BUY HER +2 TOOOO.

    Reply to mama hoe
  20. June 6, 2009 at 8:29 am

    buxlo says:

    i can’t believe i’m dignifying this post with a comment..
    to whoever posted this: who the f*ck are you to pass judgement?!? michelle is beautiful and an absolute sweetheart and has done nothing to deserve to be on this site!!
    if ur truly concerned, maybe you should of addressed the issue personally.. dumb@ss. way to be an insecure loser that needs to put others down just to boost ur self confidence. get a life

    Reply to buxlo
    • July 6, 2009 at 11:46 am

      Dahlia says:

      It almost looks like she had surgery near her hip. If she was hospitalized for being banged up, that might explain her current thinness.

      She’s cute. I’m sure she’ll take good care of herself. I hope so.

      Reply to Dahlia
    • June 7, 2009 at 6:34 pm

      JINNA says:

      Beautiful? I can see all her bones. If that’s beautiful, thank God I’m UGLY.

      Reply to JINNA
      • June 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm

        Keeping it real says:

        You are UGLY Jinna. lol. At least you admit it. I know who you are AND youre not just ugly on the outside, but you are even Uglier on the inside. if thats even possible.

        Now go workout, diet, whatever.. just get off of this site. Its pathetic how you are always on here talking crap about people because of how bad you feel about yourself.

        Its also ironic that your fatass is even talking about someone else’s weight. Haha.. Fat, Ugly and Stupid. Wow, youre such a winner!

        Reply to Keeping it real
      • August 5, 2009 at 2:09 am

        JINNA says:

        #1: You don’t know me. You wish you did.
        #2: BIG talk, from a person who is too much of a pussy ass little b*tch to even post their name.
        #3. Learn the meaning of the word, “grammar”. Thanks.

        Reply to JINNA
    • June 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm

      Figured it out says:

      If you know a better way to make myself feel good about myself I’d like to hear it.

      Reply to Figured it out
    • June 6, 2009 at 10:18 am

      eat sh-t says:

      I didnt say a damn thing about her personality. But if you were her TRUE friend then you would be trying to help her aswell. Also, I was not passing judgement, just merely saying that she needs help! Either help or ten big macs stuffed down her throat! haha! Some friend you are, wasting your time on the dirty instead of helping her! Tata Biiiiiiiiooooooooootttttcccch!

      Reply to eat sh-t
  21. June 6, 2009 at 8:36 am

    annonymous says:

    people called her five head in high school. the other day i saw her at the store with her mom and she didnt have makekup on. so scary looking…

    Reply to annonymous
  22. June 6, 2009 at 8:56 am

    LOL! says:

    it’s the RR of Seattle!

    Reply to LOL!
  23. June 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    entertained says:

    Lol…It’s Cheeks in Vegas!!!

    Reply to entertained
  24. June 7, 2009 at 1:17 am

    BLEEEEH says:

    GROSS! The one in the middle is bomb though.

    Reply to BLEEEEH
  25. June 7, 2009 at 6:06 am

    Cowboy Trout says:

    Who’s the fine a$$ dark chick in the middle in the 2nd pic? She’s freakin’ hot.

    Reply to Cowboy Trout
  26. June 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Figured it out says:

    A pizza delivery guy must have taken the top picture. She is flashing an explicite gesture as a way of showing how she feels about what he brings.

    Reply to Figured it out
    • June 7, 2009 at 5:02 pm

      eat sh-t says:

      Haha, you make me giggle. I love it! Yeah she is NOT attractive in person and she really does need help. And to whomever said they’d do her and buy her +2′s, thats probably not a good idea. They would look like soft balls stuck on a corpse. Just sayin’! haha

      Reply to eat sh-t
  27. June 8, 2009 at 7:48 am

    blahblahblah says:

    hahahaha I saw that anorexic chick on some other girls site a few weeks ago and thought she was disgustingly skinny, I even had to call my sister into the room and critque the nastyness of it. so I’m kinda of delighted to see she made her way onto this site. girl needs to gain 10 pounds… or 20.

    Reply to blahblahblah
  28. June 8, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Da Nati says:

    The same person obviously keeps posting that the girl in the middle is “hot”. She is cute, but FAR from hot status. Bet her boobs are flatter than her hair.

    Reply to Da Nati
    • June 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm

      She is cute, I doubt that says:

      Are you f*cking blind, She CLEARLY has a bigger chest than the anorexic to the right

      Reply to She is cute, I doubt that
  29. June 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    girl on the right... says:

    Needs to take lessons from her friends to the middle and left… just sayin’

    Reply to girl on the right...
  30. June 8, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Seen it says:

    I saw this girl out this weekend, recognized her from the DIRTY even worse in person. She is beyond corpse status she really needs to hit up a Taco Bell 6x’s dialy for the next year. Her hair looks like it is falling out and she is so emaciated that her teeth look like dentures that are to big for her mouth, Skeletor for sure!

    Reply to Seen it
  31. June 10, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Skinny bitc* says:

    That is scary skinny…Girl let me take you out on a date and buy you a meal or two nah make that three!

    Reply to Skinny bitc*
  32. June 10, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Amused says:

    EAT A FREAKING SANDWICH!!!!…….then make me one too. I’m huuungry.

    Reply to Amused
  33. June 11, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Horsey face says:

    Eat! For the love of god there are starving children all over the world and you have the resources to eat use them…………………….

    Reply to Horsey face
  34. June 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    wtf says:

    Michelle is awesome. Really fun, sweet, has a ton of friends and a great life. So what if she’s skinny? At least she’s not fat. Whoever put her on here needs to get their azz beat..!!!!!

    Id rather look at a skinny girl over a fat girl any damn day!!!! And your a liar if you say different. We see fat people all day long, but when you see someone who is thinner than normal, its a big deal..? Please..

    Lay off all of the harsh comments on this girl. Theres a difference of having an opinion and just being flat out mean.

    Reply to wtf
    • July 5, 2009 at 8:28 pm

      clear eyes says:

      “at least she’s not fat”??? hahah have you ever learned what anorexia does to your body????

      Reply to clear eyes
    • June 14, 2009 at 2:50 am

      Drama foyo Mama! says:

      OMFG!!! So what if she’s skinny?! She ain’t skinny she’s half dead! Enablers like you should go and rot with her. Her face is so emaciated you can see her teeth through her mouth. Her health is probably in much worst condition than a girl 20 lbs overweight and has a higher risk of having a heart attack! We’re not saying she should be fat, just healthy you dumbsh*t.You can go f*ck yourself now.

      Reply to Drama foyo Mama!
    • June 14, 2009 at 2:04 am

      STFU says:

      You are obviously her mom or michelle herself. Prob her mom since you couldn’t even spell out ASS and you’re so optimistic about her not being a “fat girl”. Stop living through your daughter and get her AZZ some help if you really care. Skinny doesn’t look so good in a casket.

      Reply to STFU
  35. June 13, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    eat sh-t says:

    what is so mean about telling her that she needs to eat? You are mean if you are her friend and aren’t trying to help her out!

    There is a big difference between being “thinner than normal” and anorexic!

    Be a good friend and take her to see someone or take her out to eat.

    It might help if you kept the drugs away from her too!

    Reply to eat sh-t
  36. June 15, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    This girls friends suck says:

    Amazing that this chick has friends willing to get on here and defend her anorexia or bulemia which ever way she likes it! This girl is not being talked about for being skinny it’s because of how emaciated she is, google the word there is a difference between emaciated and skinny dumb as*es. Your friend needs serious help so suck it up take the harsh words and turn it into a positive for her benefit. Please don’t humor us anymore with your excuses and while you are googling the word emaciated google friend too that way you will learn the true meaning of friend! You suck

    Reply to This girls friends suck
  37. June 16, 2009 at 5:50 am

    Anonymous says:

    She has a cute face, i’ll give her that.

    Definately too skinny though, her ribs are WAYY to visible.

    I’m guessing she’s hiding a huge forehead under those bangs and band; her head looks bigger than most wearing a hat :|

    Someone rich enough, (or desperate enough) should definately buy her a tit job and some weight gainer supplements for those 15 pounds she needs and she’ll be an 8. Maybe 8.2 if i drink on an empty stomach.

    Reply to Anonymous
  38. June 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Keeping it real says:

    Michelle, you know that you DO have a great life and A LOT of people who love you. If you are even on here reading this, please dont let any of these jackass people bother you.

    Love ya!!!!

    Reply to Keeping it real
  39. June 16, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    ehh says:

    she also needs to fix her teeth.

    Reply to ehh
  40. June 17, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    RRrrruffff says:

    Someone throw this dog a bone :)

    Reply to RRrrruffff
  41. June 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    holla says:

    i was getting some lunch the other day and randomly found out where this girls works. she looks way better in person i do have to say.

    Reply to holla
    • June 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm

      STFU says:

      Are you implying she works at a food joint? Or a coffee stand? That makes her situation seem even more serious.

      Reply to STFU
  42. June 23, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Hok says:

    That girl is hardly living. The two girls she’s with are fine as hell, she is TOO THIN and needs an intervention asap or she will die. No human being is meant to be that thin and be healthy.

    Reply to Hok
  43. June 29, 2009 at 10:08 am

    skinny b*tch says:

    really? defending her by saying anything similar to “at least she’s not fat” is preposterous, not to mention cruel, you vain, superficial retard…you are exactly the friend she doesn’t need. way to enable the disorder.

    all of you “friends” of hers really need to sit her down and tell HER how beautiful she is instead of people on this effing site…this is obviously a serious case of distorted self image resulting in some sort of eating disorder..

    unless she enjoys looking like the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt. doubtful, but to each his/her own.

    Reply to skinny b*tch
  44. July 5, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Heather says:

    Dude you already posted this email. I swear you did.

    Reply to Heather
  45. July 5, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    RandomCitizen!!!!! says:

    I have bigger sh!t coming out of my @ss than this toothpick!

    Reply to RandomCitizen!!!!!
  46. July 5, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    pdt says:

    middle one is hot

    Reply to pdt
  47. July 5, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Random Girl says:

    She does need help. There is naturally thin and then there is unhealthy, forced thin. The girl does need an intervention. On a side note, the one in the middle has an awesome body. Proof that you can not be stick thin and be amazingly sexy.

    (ladies, let me clarify, belly rolls and huge a$$es are NOT considered curvy to anyone except yourself. the girl in the middle is a great example of having a little weight on you and being sexy, the rest of you put down the twinkies and run a little)

    Reply to Random Girl
  48. July 5, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Random says:

    So I heard about this website at a party on lake chelan last night and thought it was just something made up, but to my surprize it actually exist. Wow!

    Reply to Random
  49. July 5, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    Random says:

    Andrea I guess you were truly concerned for Julia, I thought you were just hammered and arguing for no reason.

    Hey Michelle that fruit drink you made was pretty intense!

    Where is CiCi? She needs to be on here!

    Reply to Random
  50. July 5, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Hmmm says:

    I think if we angled it correctly I could see my dick pushing up on her belly from the inside. She definitely needs some meat on her.

    Reply to Hmmm

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