1. No woman, when she bends down to pick something up privately, sucks in her gut and rounds her lower back like that. No way. You bend over from the hip joints with a relatively flat back and let your belly hang. Women have hip joints that work differently then men and to bend directly from the hips is the most efficient and therefore most natural bending motion.
This was one of the most compelling things to me. She was performing a normal function of bending over to pick up clothing. Mindless activity supposedly. If you like, try a social experiment in your office. Put some clothes on the floor in a room and then ask several different girls to go pick them up, one at a time, privately in the room, and place them on a table or something. I am not advocating that you set up a spy cam but somehow you need to be able to surreptitiously view them so that they think they are there privately. Watch their hip joints and lower back.
If, on the other hand, this woman is totally in touch with her body so that she is a yogi who always rounds her lower back due to her incredible flexibility and body awareness, this would counter the fact that -
2. When she is observing her ass and legs and doing her squats, she does so in such a manner that is not consistent with proper athletic techniques (e.g. squats). In other words, if, in response to observing her observed body deficiencies, she took a moment to correct them, she would do so in a proper manner, e.g., deeper bending from the knees with butt sticking out. The way she is squatting would not correct any imperfections viewed in the mirror, and you would think as a sports person she would know this. Her squatting actions are clearly in response to her checking out her backside, so, only by doing the proper squatting technique would she be able to correct these deficiencies. Again, this would be the natural body response to such self criticism.
3. Women do not curl their hair like this in private, this is a ‘for show curling’ that you would do if there was a man in the room, or your girlfriend was over and you were playing to get ready. Women who curl their hair in private, to get ready for a function, are very efficient and quick about it. They section their hair and hold the curling iron in for a longer period of time per curl, not take strands and do repeated curling over and over, using ‘pretty’ mannerisms. They also spray as they go along. No one like the feel of hairspray on their bodies.
The particular type of curling technique she is using occurs as the final touches at the end of the entire head, for the final touches, e.g. for strands that aren’t working out. Given the fact that this woman is a professional reporter that would often have to get ready with short time allowances, she would be much more efficient and business-like when curling their hair.
4. Ironing clothes when naked is completely f*cked up and for show, no doubt about it. No one I know would iron completely naked, repeatedly. Simply put, the steam from the iron and possibility of water spluttering onto your naked skin is way too high. Try it and see, seriously. And if you do a dry iron, it doesn’t hold the press, everyone knows that. Maybe once or twice you might iron naked if you were in a panicked hurry, but if this were the case, you wouldn’t stand around repeatedly curling your hair and you sure as hell wouldn’t have time to check out your ass and do your ineffective squats.
So there’s what I think from my lengthy and extensive career in observing body language and mannerisms.
Security Cam says:
I gathered the same conclussion from watching the security cam of Leper banging the crack dealer she claims raped her.
to Security CamAnonymous says:
WOW, really? Get some class
to AnonymousKing the #1 Pimp in Dallas says:
Leper is a dirty [removed] who smells black
to King the #1 Pimp in DallasB says:
Dude, that was the best comment EVER made on this site. EVER
to Bfor f*ck's sake says:
Nik Richie, investigative reporter and expert on all things female.
to for f*ck's sakered says:
the “squats” are exercises, getting in shape to take it from behind
to redhellsyeah says:
That is hands down the very stupidest thing I have ever read on this site. And when taken in relation to some of the other very stupid things (albeit sometimes hilarious) on this site, that is quite the task. FAIL.
to hellsyeahgrammar. says:
stupidest? wow.
to grammar.Joe says:
this whole chain made 20 IQ pionts dumber thanks retards
to Joetucson31 says:
then why did you waste your time to read it, or for that matter, even go onto this site? I hate when people bash stuff on here, saying how dumb and gay it is. No one’s putting a gun to your head and making you read it. How’s that for a ‘fail’?
to tucson31Amanda says:
very stupidest?
to Amandathat has the be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.
eeee says:
AMEN
to eeeeNik Snitchie says:
So this expert would use the term “completely f*cked up”? Doesnt sound to professional to me.
to Nik Snitchielizzam says:
wrong.
to lizzamnikkyboyy says:
whats crazy is that there was a time when even a racy photo would ruin a womens celeb carrer(thats spelld wrong) and now thanks to dumb no talent [removed] like kim k. no wonder why women do this
to nikkyboyyFrankie D. says:
Can’t we just sum this thing up and say she totally put on a show and put this tape out for the media? It was obvious to me from the first and only viewing. And Erin, next time do lipo before you get “exposed”. I’m so sick of “celebrities” pulling this crap and faking their outrage for fame. And some people actually believe them!
to Frankie D.First of all says:
Explain the videos available at DonChavez’s blog of the very same hotel room with different women in various states of undress then?
to First of allFirst of all says:
Anybody who wants to see a video of the other victims in the same hotel room (obviously points to an inside job by a hotel employee) then just google DonChavez.
This was definitely an inside job by a hotel employee who would book single women into adjacent rooms with pre-drilled holes.
to First of allAlida Lynn says:
For real? That hole would have to be big enough for a baseball to fit through. And if the dumb girls couldn’t see that then they deserve what they get.
to Alida LynnImport Fan says:
you…are…retarded…
to Import Fanyes sir says:
where do we find the security cam footage?
to yes siryuck says:
i agree with u nik!
to yuckUSMC says:
I’m not convinced that Erin Andrews was abused and had this happen to her without her knowing…she may very well have been into it…however, Nik, this was pretty stupid. The same grammatical errors in this dissertation seem to mirror your own from each and every comment on this site. Good job, “Mr. Body Language Expert!”
to USMCtigertiger says:
She`s in town here in Tampa her parents live down the road from my parents her Dad is steve andrews who works for nbc news channel 8 my mom saw her this morning getting out of the family car with a little dog and that`s about it.
to tigertigerLol says:
This was a little over dramatic- but true.
I curl my hair every day & that whole part is dead on.
I section, spray as I go, & would NEVER do it naked…I learned that when I was in jr high! Once u burn ur sweater kittens once u learn ur lesson!
All guys I talk to about this don’t want to admit it- Even though they eventually do- it’s kind of making me to learn more about football!
She’s had every straight, male, football fan in America in a trance for years- it’s like the hot chick that is a vj on G4 who knows about video games…
I just wish if she wanted to cross over & start banking on he looks she would have done it better… This is lame & trashy- straight from the Paris Hilton/ Kim Kardashian book of PR :/ gross.
I would have loved to see her in Playboy! Hef needs to upgrade his PR too so it would have been a pathetic little match made in heaven.
They wil never fire her for this! The networks love her b/c she keeps guys watching during breaks & right before ad time…
Ur playing with fire here Nik! I have a feeling soon ur going to piss off someone at Time Warner… That’s a pretty big & far reaching beast! Be careful boo boo!
to Loljc says:
silly who cares one way or the other….
to jcpatiodadyo says:
Who blows their hair in the hotel room, at the desk, when 99.99% of all normal people us the usually provided blow dryer in the bathroom?
I mean this isn’t Motel 6 we are talking here. Get real people!
to patiodadyoPORN FOR .99 CENTS says:
I love the professionalism in the reporting..(Ass, f**kd up).Great wording.
to PORN FOR .99 CENTSSuck This ===============D says:
Nik is a pole smoker. What did you expect.
to Suck This ===============DImport Fan says:
Then why are you on this site? Seems to me like you need to either man up and admit your man-love for him or hop off his nuts…
to Import FanME says:
AN EXPERT IN MANNERISM WOULD NOT USE THE WORD ASS!! THIS IS STUPID AND SEEMS FAKE.
to MEKing the #1 Pimp in Dallas says:
f *c k leper that nasty ass aids having black donkey cack sucking hoebag
to King the #1 Pimp in Dallasslump8buster says:
and i iron naked, damn.
to slump8busterslump8buster says:
i mean in all honesty who gives a rats f*ck if she set this up or not, shes still hot and 97% of the male population would still paint her face.
to slump8busterarchangelimperial says:
This S**t is real, when my girl comes over w/ curlers & s**t (rolls eyes), shes ass naked too, but w/ a towel around her or a robe so the hair spray does not get every where & shes pretty quick about it too.
Erin knew just what she was doin, AND the peep hole looks mobile, dude moves the camera & Peephole around.
Shes full of S**t. She could get “it” thou.
to archangelimperialSheer idiocy says:
But nice try? Derr.
to Sheer idiocymiamirose1dirty says:
ha ha ha
to miamirose1dirtyUgh says:
Not disagreeing that it was a planned video, but would a “professional” in mannerisms use the words “ass” and “f*cked up” in an actual report? You are an idiot.
to UghESPN says:
This is the dumbest report that I have ever read,That is Erin and this was an invasion of her privacy and I hope she get a lot of money.
to ESPNaubrey says:
Wow. So Erin set the whole thing up herself? Loser.
to aubreyREALLY? says:
DOUCH!!! TOTALLY AGREE WORST POST EVER NIK U R GAY
to REALLY?uh, duh says:
another weak attempt at something…..i dont know if that something is funny or not, but its something. conclusion: this site is dying.
to uh, duhDrrr says:
Nik when are you going to come out of the closet?
to DrrrWOODY says:
If She takes a job in a movie or , then We know.does Playboy in the next year, then We know.
to WOODYyeah right says:
what “professional” uses that type of language in a report? University of 7-11?
to yeah rightunrealworld says:
Ok, Nik, explain to me, a medical student, the whole “(female) hip joints that work differently from men”. That is simply not true. Also, it is not the most efficient way to pick something up, bending at the hips. The most efficient way, and comfortable by the way, is to flex the knee and hip and “squat” down. Whoever the “expert” (nik) is, they obviously are self proclaimed…
to unrealworldclear eyes says:
i am confused why we are supposed to care?
to clear eyesReal Woman says:
Is this observation from a man or a woman? It seems to be from a male point of view.
Ok as a woman I always get ready naked & especially do my hair naked because it gets hot with the hair dryer, curler, straightner, etc.
As far as ironing goes I think if you’re putting on the outfit you’re ironing why would you put on something else if you can just iron and go?
Finally who really cares? There are much hotter girls out there who are getting naked…
to Real WomanCraig says:
My wife irons and curls hair naked all of the time. I would understand a woman that is out of shape might be self concious and keep clothes on but the women that have nice bodies don’t have anything to hide. This is probably the most ridiculous article that I have ever read.
to Craignaddy says:
I believe it. There are NO keyholes in hotels. They don’t exist. This person was in her room. So either some dude snuck into her room and hid out in her closet or she was in on it. Of course she is embarrassed and denying her involvement. Remember when Marv Alberts denied biting that woman? The result- he lost his job. She will deny it forever.
to naddyw00t says:
Who gives a fuk either way, GET A LIFE.
to w00tAnonymous says:
Nik is a loser and is definitely gay
to AnonymousLTS says:
Your “expert” is a toolbag.
to LTSI decided.
hothere says:
whether or not the video is a scam/fraud…this investigative report may be the DUMBEST thing ive ever seen. worse than those “body language experts” who analyze the celebs
to hothereHa says:
For an “expert”, this person seems to have trouble constructing a clear and concise sentence. Almost as bad as the constant posts from someone who doesn’t know how to differentiate between “to” and “too”. Ugh.
to HaDenver says:
No kidding. Not much of an expert.
to DenverHa says:
However, I do agree that the tape appears to be setup and her body language appears very staged and hypersensual for someone getting ready alone in a hotel room.
to HaThe Bro says:
Her doing the mini squats in front of the mirror are pretty random and weird. Also, this chick seems to have an issue with her body.
to The BroBiotech is Godzilla says:
FAIL commentary, FAIL theory.
to Biotech is Godzillabozac says:
…what kind of ‘professional’ in any field uses the word ‘then’ in place of ‘than’? (item 1).
dirty army experts rather suspect?
to bozacNeutral on Issue says:
I am not sure about the movie’s origin; however it is clear that you wrote the analysis in your usual sensational manner.
This woman is constantly in the public eye and likely “rehearses” in front of the mirror like many women do.
Nik, you are just an idiot and 99% of the women you claim you would not hit, would have nothing to do with a little twirp like you.
to Neutral on Issue