EMAIL: Mr. Richie,
My name is *** ********* and I am a hedge funder manager in Manhattan. My firm is called ******** and we have recently been approached by an interesting investment opportunity from a gentleman in Manchester named Scott Alexander. When my research team was doing its due diligence they came across several pictures of Scott posed on your website thedirty.com. I was wondering if you could spend a few minutes with me on the phone so I could ask you a couple questions about what you know about Scott Alexander and how you came to posses these pictures. Your time will be appreciated.
I just got off the phone with this guy and he wants to invest $40 million dollars into Frog’s new clothing line called “No. 1″. I am not making this up… the signature line is mens T-shirts that are V-necks down to the belly button. I told him to go for it.- nik