So Merlin has been on the search for interns here at TheDirty.com… this girl submitted her resume with the attached picture. Merlin says on paper she is not qualified enough, but I am trying to explain to Merlin that she is over qualified and maybe I should just advance her to a stronger position. Merlin just doesn’t get it?
[poll id="126"]
CHEF says:
…Sup
… I was actually suprised on how many ladies were out that night
… Ended it @ Corleone’s
…Oh… Pool Party this Saturday in Chandler
… Budlight, Monster, Dos Gringos, 3D Revolution, & Power 98.3 will be there…
Hit me up for details…
– chef -
to CHEF-crimking-
20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
YU SAY POWER 98.3,,, WOW DEF SHOOTING GOING TO HAPPEN.. I DIDNT DECIDE I KNOW..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREtx says:
toe thumbs?
to txmeow says:
She got MAN HANDS!
to meowIRideLikeAGirl says:
She is trying soo hard to get that job.
to IRideLikeAGirllol says:
This b*tch is hag. Nik, you’re a retard.
to loljustin bobby(the real one) says:
something is wrong with her face.
to justin bobby(the real one)Getreal says:
She kinda has goldfish poppy eyes,crab claw hands, and weird
to Getrealinflatable/deflatable type +2′s.
Canada says:
We’ve seen what kind of man trolls you keep up in that filthy office. Way over qualified and she knows it.
to Canadakornaz says:
She is FUGLAY. 7 head, cheeks are all the way from west to east, i can’t believe Nik a.k.a. Hooman is such a idiot dickhead. I am never coming back to this joke site.
to kornazDa Nati says:
No way, there is MUCH hotter out there.
to Da NatiMr. Nati says:
She needs +2′s first.
to Mr. NatiAHHH says:
Hells no! Her face and hands look weathered! The dirty could do so much better! Btw, she needs to lipo those cheeks and transfer that fat to her a** because it looks as tho she’s def. lacking in that department!
to AHHHkiks says:
are we all looking at the same face? she’s so beat!
to kiksAnother Solo says:
Hire her. You can never too many hot chicks pick up your laundry, buy your coffee, or sit around reading US Magazine all day.
to Another SoloSam says:
Hire her she is way prettier than your other assistants they are f*cking horridly ugly
to Samking douche says:
she has an awesome pair of assets………what more do you need ?
to king douchelolajolie says:
thats some hardcore photoshop…but who knows…give her a one week trial on webcam and let the dirty army vote after that…
to lolajolieone of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughters says:
white women are so damn fake,, those big ole hard fake boobs look .like hell! plastic wax ass b*tch!!
to one of Geo BUSH drunk ass daughtershmmm says:
Her nose is a little pointy and who takes pictures with nice office clothes with the top unbuttoned half way and a lace bra showing… Scream Sk*nk and hungry for attention to me… Nik get a girl with looks and brains who doesnt want to sell her body
to hmmmNaked Lady Golf Tees says:
So did you hire her or what? And who tapped that first??
to Naked Lady Golf Tees20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
I HER RESUME IT SHOULD SAY HOW MANY INCHES SHE CAN TAKE IN THE MOUTH.. VERY GOOD TO KNOW IF YOUR UNDER QUALIFIED.. IVE DECIDED..
-KEEP IT MOIST
to 20K-MILLIONAIREAnna85-Carlsbad says:
chop shop cs4
to Anna85-Carlsbadwell.. says:
umm..thats a dude.
to well..no says:
hell no nik…hire someone with a degree…not silicone maybe it will make your website more valuable…not more volumptuous
to noYeah right says:
The primary qualification is that you sleep with Merlin. Hense why it’s mostly men and very few women. The ones around are homely or the good looking ones only make fine end tables nothing more.
to Yeah rightAre you blind? says:
Nik of all the lovely girls you criticize and this trick is the f*cking love of your loser life? How about she take a headshot full on and if I’m not mistaken that’s a refund gap if I’ve ever seen one! Maybe you should get your d*ck checked because if i’m not mistaken your little Philly here might be a shim you Arian brother mother f*cker!
to Are you blind?