So Merlin has been on the search for interns here at TheDirty.com… this girl submitted her resume with the attached picture. Merlin says on paper she is not qualified enough, but I am trying to explain to Merlin that she is over qualified and maybe I should just advance her to a stronger position. Merlin just doesn’t get it?
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!!!!!! says:
Is that a uniboob? I bet she looks nothing like this in person… She has fat man hands.
to !!!!!!Nik, the poll options usually make no sense! says:
Can we get more relevant poll options?
Anyways, she is way cuter than the two other girls.
She looks older than the other girls, but that’s ok, because maybe she can hold a conversation, as the others cannot.
to Nik, the poll options usually make no sense!Jamison says:
no butt no booty
to JamisonCHEF says:
… as long as she know’s her place…
– chef –
to CHEF-crimking-
Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
What up Chef Pimpin – Funny to run into you the other night.
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)ew says:
look at her creepster, like she just dug out of a trench, hands
to ewNG Austin says:
Would like to see a not airbrushed lingerie or bikini pic before I vote.
to NG Austinboatsnhoes says:
yep overqualfied.
to boatsnhoesNG Austin says:
One thing is for sure, that’s a nice choice of bra and looks like those boobies don’t sag at all.
to NG AustinThe Dirty makes my day says:
photoshop is for liars and she has a butter face
to The Dirty makes my daymegs says:
photoshop is for liars, nik.
you know this
to megsJimmy Vegas says:
No. She’s got Jaime Pressley face.
to Jimmy Vegasfirst!!!! says:
SERIOUSLY WHAT TYPE OF QUALIFICATIONS DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO WORK @ THE DIRTY………U GET PICTURES AND TALK SH** ON PPL…….NOT THAT HARD…….AND SHE IS JUST ANOTHER BLONDE BIMBO WHO WONT GET A JOB ANYWHERE ELSE ESPECIALLY WHEN U SUBMIT A PICTURE WITH YOUR RESUME…….WTF? HOT MESS
to first!!!!thenickross says:
not even hot nik…I hope the dirty doesent turn into the new playboy.
to thenickrossugh says:
No +2. Man Hands. Eyebrows for days, but whatever Nik wants….
to ughTHA DON (On Edge) says:
hire her as merlins replacement, that’ll show him
to THA DON (On Edge)Mack says:
Stripper.
to MackCLT escapee says:
Thats quite a photo to attach with resume… I say hire her just to see what she walks in looking like on her first day.
to CLT escapee. says:
I would hire her for an hour and see what she can do under your desk other than spray pledge. She’s qualified for that, but of course merlin wouldn’t know because she is a female.
to .Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
So who got fired? Kaden? Jaden? Coug?
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)eee says:
lauren conrads older sister?
to eeeOMG! says:
all these chicks you’ve been posting in the last day look fake…literally. I think someone is messing with you guys and submitting fake chicks.
to OMG!Observer says:
Photo shop is for LIARS, remember Nik??? And you ALWAYS seem to notice nasty hands, but missed this time. I think you might be coming down with something…
to ObserverBigmack says:
If she’s going to actually do work, she has to have the necessary skills to perform the tasks. If Nik is just looking for eye candy, ignore Merlin. I wouldn’t hire her unless she is truly qualified to do the job, not just qualified to sit around and look hot (which she is).
to BigmackH1N1 says:
She is way over qualified.
to H1N1DEVILS4LYFE says:
Hire her, so she could suck on your greg. Fo Sho….
to DEVILS4LYFECutenbored says:
Tell Merlin by the looks of her picture she wasn’t applying to actually do any work… What kind of no self-esteem sk*nk sends a resume like this? So, Nik would you? That seems to be all she wants anyway
to Cutenboredrudy rude says:
Please give her the job.. Id love to see the solo girls sh*t their panties
to rudy rudeNik Snitchie says:
Hopefully them other two girls are getting canned because they suck. I would maybe keep Kaden but Jaden would be bounced. Nik i honestly think you should hire someone who needs a job, not just someone looking to play famous web girl.
to Nik SnitchieMG says:
How the f*ck can you not be qualified to work at the dirty? I must have missed the post that made you guys geniuses…
to MGConcerned says:
Her hands creep me out. Not touching my greg
to ConcernedAnonymous says:
ugh..stop proving that the people in our country are the dumbest sh*ts ever..Idiocracy will soon be a very true! (rent the movie and you will see your future)
Thanks Nik for keeping dumb alive!
to AnonymousCHEF says:
… “Oh, my balls!”
…
“It has electolytes, that’s what plants want…”
- chef –
to CHEF-crimking-
take a closer look says:
No way Nik…look at her hands. just sayn
to take a closer lookHen says:
Nik – it is very obvious that you stole your business plan from 944. Hiring interns, and trying to smash them. Guess what – that makes you as much of a clown as any. Hypocrite.
to HenHa says:
GROSS hair and Bra and Shirt from DEB
to HaWestside says:
Nik she is beat, I’m disappointed. Those cheekbones are sharp enough to put out an eye. She’s also dressed like a man and looks like a f*cking alien. I vote NO.
to WestsidePIIHB says:
Where does the line form for the ATM?
to PIIHBUmmmm. . . . . . . ????? says:
Nik Have you lost your touch? This girl is completely photoshopped and airbrushed. I bet this girl is at least 50 lb. heavier and no boobs. Her shirt even looks fake, has huge man hands, uniboob, and the angle of her elbow and forearm on her right arm looks unnatural.
to Ummmm. . . . . . . ?????very professional says:
Isn’t she also a bit too old to be an intern? She looks like she’s a bit past her prime. Everything is going to be sagging soon.
to very professionalIbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships) says:
I am going to have a bunch of beat beezies and dudes who are REALLY overqualified, send in their resumes with photos attached, so I can lead a class-action lawsuit against the dirty.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships)Stacey says:
man hand
to Staceybrendan gibson says:
those shoulders put hillary duff to shame. maybe even dwight howard
to brendan gibsonJerB says:
No way man, im sensing a refund gap, man hands, and it looks like she went in the ring with Tyson and the only thing he didnt punch was her Hackjob of a nose.
to JerBLesson for the Ignorant says:
She is decent looking but why would she want to actually ‘intern’ at thedirty? Girls who make fun of other girls for their employment must have major issues.
to Lesson for the Ignorant20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
its ok MERLIN must be new to working.. he doesn’t know yet that girls that give your greg a tug or wake up get the job….sexyness/good looks always works if your under qualified..
-keep it moist
to 20K-MILLIONAIREphotoshop... says:
is for liars. so is sucking in!!!!!!!!!!
to photoshop...MAN HANDS says:
makes it hard to type.
to MAN HANDSvery professional says:
Her shirt is very crisp.
to very professionalumm.... says:
photoshop…..it looks like an oil painting it’s so fake
to umm....nik says:
i need a job. hire meee
to nikAnonymous says:
Dude. She old.
to AnonymousCaPtAiN Co says:
she is hideous.
to CaPtAiN Coyeppers says:
NOT HOT AT ALL!!!!!
to yeppers