**Update** His Celeb Is Status Already Getting To His Head


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Yo Nik, why is it that USC football QB’s have to pursue a modeling career everytime they start playing in the NFL.  Did Sanchez not see how it effected Matt “Loser” Leinart.  Im curious, does the coach teach them football after college or z-list celebrity status.

Sorry Mark, but like 9-11 We Will Never Forget!- nik

**Update** Mr. Big League is already in action.  I told all our mutual friends it was only a matter of time before he cut everyone off… I guess Dirty Sanchez hasn’t wasted anytime.  He is only talking to his older brother now who is acting as his lawyer other than that he will only talk to you if you are a celebrity.  All old college/high school friends and family members are on the Big League list.  Weird this sounds familiar?= Matt Leinart


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  1. May 19, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Dahlia says:

    OK. I’m a major Jets fan. This guy makes me want to choke him already.

    We had a true superstar — Joe Namath.

    I don’t need this friggin’ poser wannabe helming my team. He better be effective and smart on that field this season or I’m going to start a Dirty Sanchez Hate Club. I mean it!

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  2. May 19, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Dee says:

    I smell tacos…..

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  3. May 19, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Dave says:

    Good luck with that, Jets fans. You’ll wish you’d kept Brett Farve.

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  4. May 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Ummm says:

    Sorry Mark, but you’ve got to win 3 superbowls before you can explore a modeling career.

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  5. May 19, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    alisa says:

    oh well… goddamn hes hot

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  6. May 19, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Timothy Lewis..."Family Business" says:

    so mark sanchez is a rapist, old news. he will be a huge flop, and everyone can pretty much feel it. can you say ryan leaf?

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  7. May 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Phil says:

    Dirty Sanchez will be a bust!! Jets suck!! GO PATRIOTS!!

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    • May 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm

      Johnny Bravo says:

      I agree he will be a huge bust.

      He only started one year and USC QBs are notorious busts. He’s Matt Leinart part 2.

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  8. May 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Woodside says:

    I want to rub my * all over that

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  9. May 19, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Brady's a f*g says:

    Timmy’s only mad because he could not get laid in a wh*re house with a fist full of fifty’s

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  10. May 19, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    wow says:

    how embarassing! hahahahah

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  11. May 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Osaigai says:

    This was done before the NFL draft. The kids having some fun, get off his jock. Stop the hate. If you looked that good and were asked to pose for a GQ photo shoot, you would have probably done the same. It’s not his fault that you don’t even qualify for the side of a milk cartoon.

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    • July 23, 2009 at 9:26 am

      NBCB says:

      100% agree. I’m guilty for passing time and reading gossip but just unreal how many HATERS there are who rip a young guy enjoying his youth, posing for GQ, making some cash, playing football. I’d take HIS life over any of these clowns any day.. MOst of us are stuck in an office hustling while Sanchez plays football for a living and cashes 8 figure checks, bangs models, etc. Not a bad life to have. Will he the next Ryan Leaf? Who cares.. He got $28million GUARANTEED… How much YOU clowns have?

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  12. May 21, 2009 at 8:19 am

    HaterHater says:

    Nik you’re a hater. The claims against Mark were so bogus, the girl left USC in shame and the cops were embarrased that they jumped the gun. So bringing it up means what? Nothing really, except to remind everyone that Mark is a target and wierdo chicks make BS claims against people like him? In other words, calling Mark a rapist is like calling Nik a dog molester (both are false, right Nik?). Nik, “we will never forget” what a fool you are, especially when you keep reminding us with comments like this.

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  13. May 21, 2009 at 8:38 am

    USC sucks, facts back me up says:

    real simple, he could not beat out John David Booty to start at USC.

    out of all the USC players drafted since 2004
    only 1 was a all pro
    1 out of 40?

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  14. May 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    REPO says:

    Who cares, the guy hit the jackpot. Had he waited until next year to enter the draft there wouldn’t be any GQ photo shoot and we wouldn’t be talking about him….He’s from OC (which rules by the way), how bad can he be? R

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  15. May 24, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    David says:

    How can his teamates even respect a guy like that.He has never played one down in the NFL and he is already doing stupid stuff like this.I remember a local radio guy in so cal, named Petros Papadakis talk about what a great guy Sanchez is and that he is the anti Matt Leinart and use to rip on Leinart all the time now he looks awfully stupid,because Sanchez looks like a clone of Leinart.Sanchez should be trying to be getting respect of teamates not being a laughing stock.

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  16. July 23, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Dolphin fan says:

    I am so happy he was picked by the jets. His own coach said he was not ready for the nfl and the early word is he is slow to read defenses. Translation..this guy is going to be a pick making machine.

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  17. July 23, 2009 at 8:24 am

    Dolfan says:

    I am so glad the Jets drafted him. Even his own college coach said he wasn’t ready for the nfl. I hear the word is that he is slow to read defenses….translation: this guy is going to throw more picks than favre ever could.

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  18. July 23, 2009 at 8:39 am

    Boss says:

    Is the WWE in New York ? One door closes and another one opens…..

    Reply to Boss
  19. July 23, 2009 at 9:09 am

    eagle 3 says:

    typical sc trash……he will be benched and carry a clipboard around ,then traded …then out of the leauge ….then coaching qbs at mission viejo hs…end of story

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  20. July 23, 2009 at 9:38 am

    VeniVidiVici says:

    Nik said “. I am proud to say I am #1 Alumni at Mission Viejo High School…” lol delusions of grandeur Sanchez would have to belly laugh on that one.

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  21. July 23, 2009 at 9:44 am

    dirt merchant says:

    on the next episode of Gay Watch, sanchez pulls a tower rescue in a heavy rip tide

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  22. July 23, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Best friends forever says:

    I remeber back in high school when we talked about girls and I told him to step up his game, don’t sell your self short I said. He said thanks well be friends forever, I handed him half my tuna sandwitch. He stopped returning my calls after he said he was going to a photo shoot.

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  23. July 23, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Cutenbored says:

    I feel bad for the Jets! They have the best fans (I am a Steeler fan btw, and Ben is innocent), but are forced to endure Brett “how many pics can I throw today” Favre and Mark “Leinert’s Fame b4 Football Poster Boy” Sanchez… I think their defense might be pretty good this year, but when the offense hits the field you’ll be able to hear the fans’ collective “groan” all the way on the west coast.

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  24. July 25, 2009 at 11:51 am

    anonymous says:

    youre just pissed hes mexican and still hotter than you are

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  25. July 28, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    LEBRON JAMES FAN says:

    F*CK this kid is a f*g and a b**ner he will suck as a qb in the nfl watch out he will blow a** cheeks

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  26. November 2, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Vofonyabsof says:

    Other variant is possible also

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  27. January 18, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Anonymous says:

    love the ‘huge bust’ shit(:

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