Hotel Pool Sperm Got Daughter Pregnant?
Posted in ASU, Colorado State, Long Island, The Dirty, Westside-AZ | July 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (Transracial.com) - A Polish woman is claiming that “stray sperm” floating through a swimming pool in an Egyptian resort got her 13 year-old daughter pregnant.
The odd claim comes with — of course — a lawsuit by the clearly delusional-yet-devoted mother who insists her daugher had no contact of the male-kind during their recent Egyptian vaca. Nonetheless, she returned home to Poland as a “we” rather than a “me”.
Polish mama Magdalena Kwiatkowska has filed a case — and Poland’s tourist board has confirmed receipit of Ms. Kwiatkowska’s complaint.
This is why I always wear a condom when I go swimming.- nik
DirtyB*tch says:
So the mother is not only clueless, but also ignorant and uneducated!
to DirtyB*tchJamison says:
wow some peoples children!!! im sorry to break it to you lady but your lil baby girl got a good ol fashion d!ck down
to Jamisoni nosh at 4:21 says:
See now, that comment was somewhat witty, H00man. You don’t have to be racist (as you are on sooooo many of your other posts) to attempt comedy.
to i nosh at 4:21SbuxSiren says:
Was the girl swimming naked? Come on now!!!
to SbuxSirenAnonymous says:
Wow, really? Your response is to ask if she was naked? Yikes…
to AnonymousIbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships) says:
If her daughter was a vigin, wouldn’t the hymen block the sperm? It sounds like the soon to be grandma needs to stop pointing fingers and take responsibility for her sh*tty parenting.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships)Anonymous says:
Have you not attended sex-ed before?
to AnonymousNot all girls have a hymen and some have theirs ripped before losing their virginity.
Dude Bro says:
She must be a smart women. Only an expert would know that sperm thrive in bodies of water with a high concentration of clorine. She’s probably a professor somewhere in Poland.
to Dude BroTHA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer) says:
yeah well she IS a pollock
to THA DON (Big Drewche's post about me on that sh!t site can't be any lamer)Adam Fcukin B! says:
LMFAO you idiot Americans don’t even know how to spell POLAK the right way.
to Adam Fcukin B!Saxon Girl says:
yea but at least we aren’t the idiots claiming pool water knocked up our kid
to Saxon GirlIbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships) says:
LMAO, good call.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships)EV says:
Anybody else catch the moms name? Kind of ironic when speaking of conceiving without sex.
to EVDirt Nastee says:
That sounds straight out of Truly Tasteless Jokes.
“How did the Polish girl get pregnant?”
to Dirt NasteeI Say........... says:
Uh, let’s see……some guy banged her daughter while they were on vacation there……duh
to I Say...........Worried I would get my sister pregnant: says:
When I was a young masterbater in my family home shower, I used to worry that I’d get my sister pregnant if I got some semen on the bar of soap. Back then I had quite a big load and I just loved to lather up the rod with lots of creamy soap while I dreamed about all those girls I wanted to bang but was too afraid to ask them out.
to Worried I would get my sister pregnant:thanks.... says:
Too much information….
to thanks....coke and oxy says:
you ever heard of wash rags? Your whole family sharin the same bar of soap. You were probably masturbating with the soap thinking about how your sister would use it after you.
to coke and oxyPolish Guy says:
We need to stop all this Polak on Polak crime.
to Polish Guywow says:
the girl probably got pregnant right before or after the trip not on the trip guys come on lol
to wowwow says:
Also, what people aren’t considering is that this lil girl could have been sexually abused by the mom’s boyfriend or a “friend” of the family or whomever. Sadly, it happens every day and if it’s the case the girl doesn’t deserve to be talked crap to.
to wowI say............ says:
Hey Retardo then don’t lie and fess up! Reminds me of the wh*re that has 3X10 stars tattooed on her face. Give me a f@cking break!
to I say............DirtyB*tch says:
Um…what?
to DirtyB*tchLas Vegas Hard Rock pool guy says:
I get lots of womens preggo from swimming in the jizz-laden water after Sundays at Rehab.
to Las Vegas Hard Rock pool guyA Black Dude says:
this girl was not sexually abused. She’s trying to cover up for the fact that this girl got, as one poster so hilariously put it above, a good old fashioned d!ck down.
to A Black DudeBRUNO//LUVSMELONGTIME says:
YEAH THATS IMPOSSIBLE
to BRUNO//LUVSMELONGTIMEoy says:
that teen is sooo hiding something
to oythere is no way any one can get pregnant from SPERM IN A POOL unless the penis is directly doing the inserting
i thought europeans were smart WTF
Ania says:
I am polish and I’ve never head about it. Its a little bit strange that I can read about this story here, not in some polish websites or newspapers hehehehe
to AniaSxyBlonde says:
she just wanted a little egyptian on her vaycay. and didnt want mommy to find out. its not that big of a deal.
to SxyBlonde? says:
i guess i should stop jerking off in the pool then?
to ?army wife says:
that the biggest crock of $hit i have ever heard. on the real… you cant get preg in a swimming pool..the choloine would kill the sperm…the girl obviously has had sex.. more than once.. jeeze…
to army wifeBastard Son of Phil Knight says:
I think she did get imprego in the hotel pool, after all that’s where the 15yo Egyptian pool boy fncked the a$$ sphinx style!
to Bastard Son of Phil Knight?: says:
ur all stupid
to ?:Anonymous says:
You guys dont know anything.
to AnonymousGod.
You should all really learn about SEX.
and ways you CAN get pregnant.
Cos’ its possible.
so all of you should stfu. and get over yourselves.
i betcha all a bunch of virgins too.
--- says:
i read this a while ago. the mother is so in denial it’s ridiculous. even to confirm i asked my biology teacher if it was even possible, and she just laughed and said “nope, that’s just a slutty daughter and a dilusional mother to pair it.”
i hope she doesn’t win the case
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