I Found The One For You Nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her. Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?
Answer: Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins. It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins. Who is she?









wtf nick this chick is SCARY… look at those hands!!
she needs to tan her hands she alright
White sand beaches dummies!
GROSS: Nose, entire mouth, jawline, butt chin, hands, vieny arms.
Everything else: Great.
why nik, she is…the one
WOW SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. MAYBE NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS ADRIANA LIMA OR KAROLINA KURKOVA,BUT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. VERY BEAUTIFULLLL YUMMMM
Wow!!! Smokin
Dude those hands are creepy. All pale and big…If you hold hands watch out she might break your pinkies.
haha, i had to wake up and get online to see this one.
oh baby
what are those sticking out of her shoulders hahah!!! pretty face, but she has some things wrong with her
whats between her lips and nose. need another pic.
i’m proud you finally said YES! she’s pretty hot but in true dirty fashion…..
THOSE HANDS… eeekkk!
ni richi is a flaming homo
omg did he say 3x or more? wowowow he pointed out the veins but not the hands. lmao shes hot though
WOW HUGE HANDS. SHE WILL MAKE YOUR GREG FEEL SMALLER THEN WHAT IT ALREADY IS..NICE MANLY SHOULDERS..
-KEEP IT MOIST
um…her hands scare me. Why are they a different color than the rest of her and where is her tuck job because only di*ks accompany with hands like that.
This woman is so close to perfect its ridiculous. The question for Nik shouldn’t be “would he?”, its “could he?” and the answer is simply NO. I’m friends with Sarah from Dallas, otherwise known as “Nik’s Chick” and they never dated, much less was she ever his chick. This girl wouldn’t give Nik the time of day. Shit, I’d probably get shut down by this chick and I’m at least twice as good looking as Nik. I really don’t understand how he gets girls if he even does. I’m kinda convinced he’s a f*g, which is fine, just admit it…
I decided
ps she is beautiful but I am getting a vampire vibe. Nik do you want her to suck your blood?
can you not tell thats she’s airbrushed? i thought you were better at this.
That chick is quality… her hands arent bad at all… the veins, could live with it…
yeah nik you’ve turned down way hotter chicks
Nik’s taste is simple, anyone that doesn’t look like someone from his family particularly his mother
DUDE?!
BUTTCHIN!?!??!!?
ALIEN HANDS!?WTF
Nik… THAT’S A GUY!!! OR WAS ONE ANYWAY! His name is or was Darin. Don’t know if he cut his greg off or not yet but airbrushing does WONDERS! Why do you think “she” has the peen vein? Look at his shoulders,arms, hands, and stomach. No curves at ALL except for the decent +2 job…. So Nik… GAY MUCH?? Or do you just like TRANNY’S?? LOL!!
the mouth looks shoped
If she likes club promoters you are so in Nik!!!
i love how everyone on here talks sh*t about the most gorgeous girls. get over it d bags.
exactly. she is one of the most gorgeous girls on the planet. how could anyone say something bad about her?
Blue teeth?
She prob looks nothing like this in real life
I’d hit it Tacoma Aroma Style from the back..
How foolish of you to send this. Nik and sucki and the others like the veins of a big d*ck and only like “big hands” on on their menses.
she is pretty hot but you can tell the face and boobs are overly photoshopped, i’d love to see what she really looks like lol
she has man arms. they don’t match her body
Her face reminds me a little bit of the Grinch.
liar, you would not do her three times. She would have to have a greg for you to do that. She is smoking hot, regardless is she is photoshopped.
without the meth.
its a man. i guessed that before i clicked through to see the others thought the same. how disappointing nik! not only is it a man…but VERY photoshopped. you must have been drinking when you made your decision.
its jennifer england.
She is all over the internet.
She needs to get rid of the skunk hairdo,
all u guys are talking shit about her hands but we all no you would love to bang her
NIK, I know that being a towel head, that you aren’t used to knowing what woman who are healthy and tone should look like. Your people keep their woman completely covered head to toe, so you never know what an in shape woman looks like. Push yourself away from the Curry soup, and realize you are in America now and that this is a smoking hot woman who is in great shape and takes care of herself!
That’s Douche Angels girlfriend
Are people that self-conscious of themselves to make fun of this girls HANDS?! Lame. She’s pretty
WTF Don’t let the crypt keeper hand’s near your greg nik!
3x, Nik? Aren’t you worried she will get attached and let herself go, like Nik’s Chic? I’m getting the impression that happens a lot with your conquests…
Ew, what the hell is wrong with her hands?!
Pretty tan skin and then white/blue man hands?? Gross.
I know there is some cellulite and stretch marks missing from this pic…
That’s Jennifer England… I was just looking at her gallery on askmen and came here and woah… trippy.
even if she was a real girl. Which i think its a tranny, There is no way she’d do H00man.
I think his name is Mike!
She has a clep chin as well, she is hot for sure, but have seen you post hotter chics on here and you always have something wrong with them, I would rather have a small pair of real tiats than a fake pair anyday.
wow! this girl is freaking gorgeous!!!!
she hot, but I see what nik sayin bout them lower armpits… YIKES
She looks down right beat without photoshop.
she is also a coug. she just turned 31
Come on guys…. leave poor gay Nik alone.
she looks like ali larter.
I left a comment here yesterday about Nik and “Nik’s chick” and how they never dated or hooked up and he seems to have edited it right out of the comments section…. hmmm, I wonder why?
Nope, it’s still up there. Scroll up and bask in all your clever glory.
Majorally airbrushed.
you people know nothing about photography, her hands aren’t pale it’s the lighting notice her left thigh…jesus.
Well well – Learn to read as the comment is definitely there. I am posting this 7 minutes after you and the post is up there under, I believe, the name tag Amazing…
i find it hard to believe that D*ick Richie has the time to respond to your drivel. Nik’s a Dik, but a funny dude.
I decided.
there are WAY hotter pics of jennifer england on the internet…however…without all the photoshopping…she looks beat
Nik, you’re a real greg.
Way airbrushed, major plastic surgery, probably 35 years old.
Well considering all you dbags want is fake tits, she’s going to have to get plastic surgery, and she does not look beat without photoshop, there are pap pix of ehr all over the internet. She’s an awesome looking woman.
look at the giant carrot top arms! gross….keep her nick
I’ve seen pictures of you Nik and you are a total sand tard… First off you are a little guy (maybe 5 foot six). You’re trying to get back at all the people who made fun of you growing up. Well not a lot of growing in your case…
Nik ur fackin hilarious. vaj vein and reverse elbow veins??? where do you you come up with this sht hahahahaha
She needs a sandwich, low bodyfat exposes veins in a unflattering way..come on Nik, get wit da program. Her body looks better than your anywayz.
her arms are too manly..they look strong enough to choke me
Hey Nik,to answer ur question that’s my wife. I’m just sayin