I Found The One For You Nik
Posted in Hollywood, Maui, The Dirty, Would You? | July 13th, 2009

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her. Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?
Answer: Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins. It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins. Who is she?





THA DON (On Edge) says:
she hot, but I see what nik sayin bout them lower armpits… YIKES
to THA DON (On Edge)Lola says:
She looks down right beat without photoshop.
to LolaJennifer england says:
she is also a coug. she just turned 31
to Jennifer englandMr. Nati says:
Come on guys…. leave poor gay Nik alone.
to Mr. Natimox says:
she looks like ali larter.
to moxwell well... says:
I left a comment here yesterday about Nik and “Nik’s chick” and how they never dated or hooked up and he seems to have edited it right out of the comments section…. hmmm, I wonder why?
to well well...I call BS! says:
Nope, it’s still up there. Scroll up and bask in all your clever glory.
to I call BS!yeahhokkayy says:
Majorally airbrushed.
to yeahhokkayyAnonymous says:
you people know nothing about photography, her hands aren’t pale it’s the lighting notice her left thigh…jesus.
to AnonymousRude Bobby says:
Well well – Learn to read as the comment is definitely there. I am posting this 7 minutes after you and the post is up there under, I believe, the name tag Amazing…
i find it hard to believe that D*ick Richie has the time to respond to your drivel. Nik’s a Dik, but a funny dude.
to Rude BobbyI decided.
main squeeze says:
there are WAY hotter pics of jennifer england on the internet…however…without all the photoshopping…she looks beat
to main squeezeColonel Troutman says:
Nik, you’re a real greg.
to Colonel TroutmanSH69 says:
Way airbrushed, major plastic surgery, probably 35 years old.
to SH69IRideLikeAGirl says:
Well considering all you dbags want is fake tits, she’s going to have to get plastic surgery, and she does not look beat without photoshop, there are pap pix of ehr all over the internet. She’s an awesome looking woman.
to IRideLikeAGirlnever again says:
look at the giant carrot top arms! gross….keep her nick
to never againCome on Nik just admit it... says:
I’ve seen pictures of you Nik and you are a total sand tard… First off you are a little guy (maybe 5 foot six). You’re trying to get back at all the people who made fun of you growing up. Well not a lot of growing in your case…
to Come on Nik just admit it...Anonymous says:
Nik ur fackin hilarious. vaj vein and reverse elbow veins??? where do you you come up with this sht hahahahaha
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She needs a sandwich, low bodyfat exposes veins in a unflattering way..come on Nik, get wit da program. Her body looks better than your anywayz.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
her arms are too manly..they look strong enough to choke me
to AnonymousDavinci says:
Hey Nik,to answer ur question that’s my wife. I’m just sayin
to Davinci