I Found The One For You Nik


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THE DIRTY ARMY:  I have studied your taste for 2 years now and I think I finally found her.  Nik, let me ask you the magic words- Would You?

Answer:  Yes, maybe 3 times or so, but for us to maintain a healthy relationship we need to do something about that Vaj Vein and reverse elbow Veins.  It kinda ruins it for me… I figure I will just never hold her hands in public so I don’t have to think about the Veins.  Who is she?


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  1. July 13, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    TheSolosF*g says:

    wtf nick this chick is SCARY… look at those hands!!

    Reply to TheSolosF*g
  2. July 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    snottsdale student says:

    why nik, she is…the one

    Reply to snottsdale student
  3. July 13, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    WARFREAK says:

    WOW SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. MAYBE NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS ADRIANA LIMA OR KAROLINA KURKOVA,BUT SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. VERY BEAUTIFULLLL YUMMMM

    Reply to WARFREAK
  4. July 13, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Wow!!! Smokin

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. July 13, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Mandingo Santa says:

    Dude those hands are creepy. All pale and big…If you hold hands watch out she might break your pinkies.

    Reply to Mandingo Santa
  6. July 13, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Stesha says:

    haha, i had to wake up and get online to see this one.

    Reply to Stesha
  7. July 13, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    Walter Wilson says:

    oh baby

    Reply to Walter Wilson
  8. July 13, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    OneLove ☮ says:

    what are those sticking out of her shoulders hahah!!! pretty face, but she has some things wrong with her

    Reply to OneLove ☮
  9. July 13, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    whats between her lips and nose. need another pic.

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. July 13, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    sueki says:

    i’m proud you finally said YES! she’s pretty hot but in true dirty fashion…..

    THOSE HANDS… eeekkk!

    Reply to sueki
  11. July 13, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    NIK BIGGEST FAN says:

    ni richi is a flaming homo

    Reply to NIK BIGGEST FAN
  12. July 13, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    THISCHICK says:

    omg did he say 3x or more? wowowow he pointed out the veins but not the hands. lmao shes hot though

    Reply to THISCHICK
  13. July 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    WOW HUGE HANDS. SHE WILL MAKE YOUR GREG FEEL SMALLER THEN WHAT IT ALREADY IS..NICE MANLY SHOULDERS..

    -KEEP IT MOIST

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  14. July 13, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Loves it says:

    um…her hands scare me. Why are they a different color than the rest of her and where is her tuck job because only di*ks accompany with hands like that.

    Reply to Loves it
  15. July 13, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Amazing... says:

    This woman is so close to perfect its ridiculous. The question for Nik shouldn’t be “would he?”, its “could he?” and the answer is simply NO. I’m friends with Sarah from Dallas, otherwise known as “Nik’s Chick” and they never dated, much less was she ever his chick. This girl wouldn’t give Nik the time of day. Shit, I’d probably get shut down by this chick and I’m at least twice as good looking as Nik. I really don’t understand how he gets girls if he even does. I’m kinda convinced he’s a f*g, which is fine, just admit it…

    I decided :)

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  16. July 13, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Loves it says:

    ps she is beautiful but I am getting a vampire vibe. Nik do you want her to suck your blood?

    Reply to Loves it
  17. July 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    whomever says:

    can you not tell thats she’s airbrushed? i thought you were better at this.

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  18. July 13, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    Diggler says:

    That chick is quality… her hands arent bad at all… the veins, could live with it…

    Reply to Diggler
  19. July 14, 2009 at 12:03 am

    ben says:

    yeah nik you’ve turned down way hotter chicks

    Reply to ben
  20. July 14, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Yowzer MAN says:

    Nik’s taste is simple, anyone that doesn’t look like someone from his family particularly his mother

    Reply to Yowzer MAN
  21. July 14, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Karyyyyyz says:

    DUDE?!
    BUTTCHIN!?!??!!?
    ALIEN HANDS!?WTF

    Reply to Karyyyyyz
  22. July 14, 2009 at 12:45 am

    HAHAHA!!! says:

    Nik… THAT’S A GUY!!! OR WAS ONE ANYWAY! His name is or was Darin. Don’t know if he cut his greg off or not yet but airbrushing does WONDERS! Why do you think “she” has the peen vein? Look at his shoulders,arms, hands, and stomach. No curves at ALL except for the decent +2 job…. So Nik… GAY MUCH?? Or do you just like TRANNY’S?? LOL!!

    Reply to HAHAHA!!!
  23. July 14, 2009 at 12:46 am

    james says:

    the mouth looks shoped

    Reply to james
  24. July 14, 2009 at 1:27 am

    anyways says:

    If she likes club promoters you are so in Nik!!!

    Reply to anyways
  25. July 14, 2009 at 1:42 am

    eee says:

    i love how everyone on here talks sh*t about the most gorgeous girls. get over it d bags.

    Reply to eee
    • July 19, 2009 at 10:49 pm

      UCF guy...wooh! says:

      exactly. she is one of the most gorgeous girls on the planet. how could anyone say something bad about her?

      Reply to UCF guy...wooh!
  26. July 14, 2009 at 1:52 am

    Kanye SUCKS! says:

    Blue teeth?

    Reply to Kanye SUCKS!
  27. July 14, 2009 at 1:55 am

    Photoshop is for liars says:

    She prob looks nothing like this in real life

    Reply to Photoshop is for liars
  28. July 14, 2009 at 2:41 am

    Billy Z says:

    I’d hit it Tacoma Aroma Style from the back..

    Reply to Billy Z
  29. July 14, 2009 at 4:52 am

    seigfreid of roid says:

    How foolish of you to send this. Nik and sucki and the others like the veins of a big d*ck and only like “big hands” on on their menses.

    Reply to seigfreid of roid
  30. July 14, 2009 at 5:06 am

    *DIRTYTEE* says:

    she is pretty hot but you can tell the face and boobs are overly photoshopped, i’d love to see what she really looks like lol

    Reply to *DIRTYTEE*
  31. July 14, 2009 at 5:37 am

    bama babe says:

    she has man arms. they don’t match her body

    Reply to bama babe
  32. July 14, 2009 at 6:15 am

    Big Drew says:

    Her face reminds me a little bit of the Grinch.

    Reply to Big Drew
  33. July 14, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Rusty Pipe says:

    liar, you would not do her three times. She would have to have a greg for you to do that. She is smoking hot, regardless is she is photoshopped.

    Reply to Rusty Pipe
  34. July 14, 2009 at 8:09 am

    grinch... says:

    without the meth.

    Reply to grinch...
  35. July 14, 2009 at 8:09 am

    no doubt... says:

    its a man. i guessed that before i clicked through to see the others thought the same. how disappointing nik! not only is it a man…but VERY photoshopped. you must have been drinking when you made your decision.

    Reply to no doubt...
  36. July 14, 2009 at 8:32 am

    AP says:

    its jennifer england.

    She is all over the internet.

    Reply to AP
  37. July 14, 2009 at 8:47 am

    Banger says:

    She needs to get rid of the skunk hairdo,

    Reply to Banger
  38. July 14, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Shut up says:

    all u guys are talking shit about her hands but we all no you would love to bang her

    Reply to Shut up
  39. July 14, 2009 at 9:08 am

    yes sir says:

    NIK, I know that being a towel head, that you aren’t used to knowing what woman who are healthy and tone should look like. Your people keep their woman completely covered head to toe, so you never know what an in shape woman looks like. Push yourself away from the Curry soup, and realize you are in America now and that this is a smoking hot woman who is in great shape and takes care of herself!

    Reply to yes sir
  40. July 14, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Jack Mehogov says:

    That’s Douche Angels girlfriend

    Reply to Jack Mehogov
  41. July 14, 2009 at 9:46 am

    wow says:

    Are people that self-conscious of themselves to make fun of this girls HANDS?! Lame. She’s pretty

    Reply to wow
  42. July 14, 2009 at 9:47 am

    AHHH says:

    WTF Don’t let the crypt keeper hand’s near your greg nik!

    Reply to AHHH
  43. July 14, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Cutenbored says:

    3x, Nik? Aren’t you worried she will get attached and let herself go, like Nik’s Chic? I’m getting the impression that happens a lot with your conquests…

    Reply to Cutenbored
  44. July 14, 2009 at 10:00 am

    eastside b*tch says:

    Ew, what the hell is wrong with her hands?!
    Pretty tan skin and then white/blue man hands?? Gross.

    Reply to eastside b*tch
  45. July 14, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Mohawkk says:

    I know there is some cellulite and stretch marks missing from this pic…

    Reply to Mohawkk
  46. July 14, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Hitter says:

    That’s Jennifer England… I was just looking at her gallery on askmen and came here and woah… trippy.

    Reply to Hitter
  47. July 14, 2009 at 10:16 am

    i said it.. says:

    even if she was a real girl. Which i think its a tranny, There is no way she’d do H00man.

    Reply to i said it..
  48. July 14, 2009 at 10:16 am

    Yikes says:

    I think his name is Mike!

    Reply to Yikes
  49. July 14, 2009 at 10:44 am

    suds4ever says:

    She has a clep chin as well, she is hot for sure, but have seen you post hotter chics on here and you always have something wrong with them, I would rather have a small pair of real tiats than a fake pair anyday.

    Reply to suds4ever
  50. July 14, 2009 at 11:34 am

    girl says:

    wow! this girl is freaking gorgeous!!!!

    Reply to girl

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