Jonas Girlfriend Can’t Take The Heat
THE DIRTY ARMY: arite nik……ive sent in her pix before n now shes tryin to threaten me for postin them. blow this b*tch up. shes f*ckin the jonas f*gs. we all no it. shes tryin to tell me shes not 19….thats a lie i no for a fact she is why the f*ck would she be a sophmore in college if she werent. blow her up nik im sik of her bs n her hair is f*ckin brunette now. she says jonas is threaten to leave her because of the dirty.
He should leave her… Nose Rule- never stick it in a chick who has a bigger nose than you.- nik
Looks like the typical stupid wh*re.
I’d eat her butt.
Yes we know, you say that about everyone.
Obviously, this girl has great noledge of the English language.
I love the irony.
Have you been sharing your “noledge” with her?
…..that…was…the…joke…..
Maybe work on your jokes, yeah?
Maybe work on your intellect, yeah?
It was pretty d*mn obvious.
it was a great effin’ joke, some feeble minded people like you just don’t get it Kristina.
shes beat!
Oh, and has bigger feet than shaq oneal
I remember when she was on here before. I think this chick is gorgeous! very girl-next-door pretty.
I would just turn her around and pump her in the dumper. Don’t have to look at the nose then.
her nose is not big, and she’s smart, and on levels way above anyone else who is not from an ivy league so BLAH! Jonas’s chick, why are you even reading this BS site anyway, shouldn’t you be reading Sarte instead?
I thought they made a promise to stay virgins till marriage… This can’t be good for their image!
I’d give her the time of day.
i thought he was dating miley cyrus or is that the wrong jonas i duno they all look the same!
Her feet would be an automatic disqualifier for me. You could take her scuba diving and wouldn’t need to rent her fins! In fact, her nickname is probably “Flipper!”
lol
This chick is a step up from Miley. She just needs to do something about that hair… frizzy scraggly ends are never attractive.
The Jonas Bros should die horribly violent deaths
know
I’m Jewish so that rule will never apply
does your keyboard not have a G? or maybe you went to a discount school where they taught “in” instead of “ing”
this chick is beat, and her hair looks like straw. I hate the jonas brothers
on peut me la presenter …haha
How come Nik dosen’t stick it in more girls if he follows the nose rule? lol
The Brothers are all f*gs, she’s a Beard. He has a hot 16yo boy waiting at the Hotel, hence the Parking Lot shot.
I’d let her play with it for awhile
is she trying to hiding her phone? if so i can still see it.. what a dumb pic
She’s pretty but she has big feet.
This isn’t Nick’s girlfriend. She’s a long time family friend.
i’d rock that chick
shes really prettyy
D*mn Nik, I was reading and just got the PersonalAntiVirus pop-ups. IS it this article or is it the site. Watch out – don’t reboot, Scan first and clear cache to get rid of it first.
+1
mandy is their longtime bff ever since they were little and she used to date Joe not nick.
im 17 and im a sophomore in college. its called early graduation! plus i was put into kindergarten early
you were placed in kindergarten early because your parents were trying to get rid of you. Have you located them yet?
Your descriptive prose is positively brilliant. Your line – “n her hair is f*ckin brunette now” – is almost like poetry.
I am shocked – shocked I tell you – that you can’t win over a woman like her with words like those.
I mean, you had me at “blow this b*tch up. shes f*ckin the jonas f*gs.”
beezy looks like a mean bi*ch version of miley cyrus. haha
well i hope they do break up….I’ll take her in
her feet aren’t bigger than mine so I don’t care
what, nick has a new girlfriend, what happened to miley
lol i think nick and miley are a good couple
also i think he should leave her, i mean of course, she’d lie to date a jonas right, or else why couldn’t she take the heat
i dont think they’re dating
thats not is gf…her name is MANDY…she was joe’s gf before they hit it big..and now she’s there best friend…ppl get your facts straight
their not dating
true she would lie about her age to date a jonas
Looks like someone is jealous and wants the Jonas Brothers for themself.
Yeah whoever sent this has no idea what they’re talking about. Mandy’s 20 not 19. Also she’s not dating a Jonas Brother, she did date Joe Jonas back in like 2006.
skankkkk
this site is the stupidest dumb fuck shit ever
LOL She is not even dating a Jonas, she is an old family friend. Get your facts straight you dumbass.
meh. Not a looker either of them, they would make ugly babies.
This is embarrassing, the truth is she is my cousin