THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I must confess, I haven’t fallen this hard for someone since you hired “Kaden” to window-dress thedirty.com office. Jeanine Mason from SoYouThinkYouCanDance is amazing, she has the perfect body, a beautiful face and she is sexy as hell…oh, and she’s talented or something. So here’s the scenario, “Would You” in order to confirm your heterosexuality (which is in serious question btw)? Anything other than a “yes” will indicate that you prefer the company of your forgy staff members merlin, gayden and dusty. The choice is yours, I hope you’re not forgy.
Answer: No, her arms are fat, rack is saggy (real) and her bottom lip sticks out worse than a retards tongue.