THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.
One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik
**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench. I decided.
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Geez she just lowered her property value. Short sale!
Short Sale HAhahaha. That should be her new name.
I guess I’m missin’ this. Isn’t this a couple of pictures of two girls?
hahahaha that’s my girl!!!!!
Thats disgusting… That dude looks like a retarded owl
hahahahaha, retarded owl?! i gotta say though, i saw this cat’s pics on fb with some of the most ridiculous birds gettin lose. they were on the trouts yaht in SD…i was kinda hatin…
Kaden just lost all attractivness in my eyes. Where as before I would have gone out of my way to hit on her, now I wouldn’t even buy her a drink.
way way to f@cken cute for him man that stuff makes me mad seeing a beautiful girl with a dirty d*uch no pon intened
I agree I think she just needs to find the right guy! cough.. cough.. ME!
She looks just like the chick that shot McNair. I wouldn’t fall asleep on a couch near her.
everyone that is hating is either jealous they aren’t as pretty as Kaden or jealous that they can’t snag her like smeagol did (or is trying to do!)
i love kaden. she’s sexy.
Tool = Guy that needs a life jacket on a 60 foot yacht.
Hey idiot, they were clearly riding a $4000.00 Jet Ski!
30K’s (and RR) love to pose in font of thing they don’t own to look important.
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Btw, speaking of RR, I’m in the process of trackin’ down the real RichieRexic. I have found out her real name isn’t Ashley Blair and I’ve got a handle on who she really is. My girl lives in the STL and her friend used to be a waitress at Lure. H*ll, I’m not even gonna have to hire a PI.
Stalk much?
I just wanna know what’s real and what isn’t. If she turns out to be who she says she is, I’ll post it. If, like I suspect, she lives in a traler in Festus, I won’t, cause Nik would never post that sh*t anyway.
CBT is not a stallker, just a seeker of truth.
Thank you, lovely lady.
Where’s the tats?
Kaden is my favorite dirty employee! Give her a raise, Nik!!
Jaden…is adorable, but I think this ish is getting to her head. She act like she’s some famous celebrity. BARF!
noo i do not!
yes….you both do! ya’ll think you are celebrities bc you are employed by a dwarfed terrorist who hates women bc everyone of them is taller and more masculine than he is. CONGRATS GIRLS, YOU’VE MADE IT!!!!
you’re a ra-tard.
its actually spelled re-tard. and you are average at best and obviously can dish it but can’t take it as you chime in everytime someone points out the obvious as to the status you girls think you have acheived!
actually it is retard, it is not a conjunctive.
Jaden is super cute and so is Kaden. I don’t think they act any different than they did at the begining of their Dirty tenure.
Smeagol is not very attractive but maybe he’s a nice guy… it’s not always about appearances.
‘re-tard’ is the joke from the hangover lol.
pronounced ruh-tard.
however, she’s laughing because the joke is in fact on you for the replies lol.
clearly neither of you have seen The Hangover. duh.
I have only seen it through the part where they go into the room and Mike Tyson is singing that Phil Collins song. I don’t have the attention span to watch movies, it’s very sad. HA! I’m going to try watching it again on Saturday.
Well the “Ra-tard” part is BEFORE the Mike Tyson appearance..so fail again…
What I did watch I hardly remember, I have ADD. That was kind of my point, so obviously it is YOU who fail!
I agree with Elfie! Jaden is a sweetheart! Love ya Jaden!
Jaden, Kaden I miss seeing your faces on the webshow… where the heck did it go?
were are my sexy ass solo girls!! i need my kaden/jaden fix. Both are f*cking hott as hell. I know im not the only one who thinks this!
Thats what I was wondering! It was entertaining in its on little special way! And both girls are cuties…at least they dont need a hammer and chisel to remove their makeup like most of the other women I have seen on this site…. *cough* brock’s chick *cough*
lolajolie is hotter than the Solo girls. Just sayin’.
Let’s just F$ck already
Ok I’m in! I like the aggressiveness! I actually do think you’re hot, just fealt like breaking balls! brownie points on the the hangover quote, I need to go see it again.
Sorry Sir I’m banging Nik this weekend.
Why was the name removed? G@Y!
better yet.. im gay..
As if. Jaden wouldn’t say those things.
My heart belongs to a girl in STL, but Elfie could use the rest of me for a couple of weeks…
I’m a celeb b#tch get it right. I roll with my legs wide open and my eyes shut. I’m moving up in the Dirty Dirty. I am Solo
After seeing this, I now feel like I have a shot at Kaden. I’m confident that I’m better looking, wealthier, and have a bigger c*ck than this guy.
Kaden: You ever come to Houston, drop me an email (Nik has my personal email address).
Jaden: While I don’t find you nearly as attractive as Kaden, I’m obviously not the pickiest guy, so I extend the same offer to you.
lmao this guy is a G
Ew, if I was Kaden I would have just thrown up in my mouth.
You’re an H-town douche. You can’t stay out of the clubs, have no real money, and are going no where in life. Your 15 minutes have been on The Dirty and are about to expire. Hope you enjoyed your life.
I can’t stay out of the clubs? lol, I haven’t been to a club since I was jumped at Element last month. A lawsuit against the owners for lack of proper security is being drafted as we speak by my pitbull attorneys.
I’m going nowhere in life? lol, I reinvested the substantial proceeds from the sale of Lav*sh Nights, LLC into my international freight company and have seen month over month growth of 4,000% in a recession.
You don’t know me and you don’t understand the influence I have across the state of Texas. Reveal yourself pu**y!
Apparently Cinny Twist is related to RichieRexic. Delusions of grandeur.
HAHA!
What a Douche! Next we’ll hear about his High School trained Brain enabling him to master International Finance. Total Pozer, on your Knees, and clean up your mess. All of you losers brag about your “influence”. Under the influence is the only influence you know, little Girl. Good luck with your “Pitbull Lawyers” You got jumped because they thought you were a Girl from the back, they got pissed when you accepted their offer. Swallow (like the Bird).
Jim Jones, Las Vegas, NV
Cinny Twist is an orange d*uche and takes it in the a$$.
Orange? lol, excuse me, I’m latin and have naturally olive skin. I don’t spray tan, you f*cking moron!!!!!!!!!!
By “latin” you mean Meskin? Tu madre, chico de naranja.
I noticed you didn’t dispute the “takes it in the a$$” part.
I need some fence fixed. You “latins” are really good with barbwire. When are you free?
I’ll do both of you
Sorry, honey. I’m done with white chicks.
All the young dumb trendy Scottsdale scenester chicks run a triangle offense. Im losing my faith in humanity everytime I visit thedirty
she is beautiful you people are bitter and jealous!! get up off the couch and do something with yourselves so maybe then you can feel as good as she looks!
Neither Solo girl can come close in hotness to Elfie or Queen Bee. Just sayin’.
CBT:
Put your dentures back in, your creepin everybody!
I have my own teeth, thank you very much. It’s my turn to creep everybody, you been doin’ it for the last couple of months Big ‘un, let someone else have a turn.
At least I’m creepin’ the girls. I think you got Wop all nervous.
What is this gay sh!t?
Dude, I’m stickin’ up for you. I think Drew is on a mission to get you into his van.
His head looks like over grown pubs.
i saw kaden in SD and she is so f*cking hot in person!
Hot Chicks with Douchebags now in paperback
kaden is so smart!
they should be on that show is she really going out with him?!
she would never go out with him!
At least smeagol isnt wearing his dom rebel circa 2005 shirt in every picture like ususal. And Nik, drop the act we know your all friends…….u and smeagol are in tons of pics together holding hands.
Pretty sure that IS a domrebel tee
a b*tch!
No Ive met her she looks like a b*tch but she is the sweetest person you will ever meet!
Kinda failed on that one, didn’t ya, kaden is a?
He went after what he wanted and got it. dont hate, even if he does seem like a douche, you r just jealous. Kaden might be just like him so thats how it goes
Wow. So profound
I had him first
date [removed] a few girls in his day
I believe it… How else would he get laid
Kaden – are you shaved, trimmed or natural. I want the visual. Thanks.
My guess is shaved. No chia pet p*ssy here. Which reminds me, where’s RQ?
My girl is Shaved, Bald Eagle style. We shave each other every three days! Get some! We are the solo girls,,,, We get vip we are Dirty Celebs
MY BEST FRIEND KADEN! =)
-Hayden
aww Hayden Solo tanning when i get off beezy luhvieww! -kaden
yay! party time- Hayden
haha i love how u ended it with hayden! -k.solo
Im Sorry guys, im just a pathetic angry loser who hates my life so I come on websites like this to tear other people down. Please forgive me for being such a loser, I have no hope. Someone shoot me.
my pubes grow way faster on the sides off my sack then anywhere else it looks crazy…almost like some sorta wacked out comb over.
Im am laughing my @ss off on this comment! Good one Mitch the B*tch!
Good one Merlin… I notice you dont post my actual remarks about you, then you resort to name jacking…
Yeah, Im the insecure loser!
Haha you fail… But Im sure this comment will never see the light of day
Let there be light WOP! Your comment has appeared.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw it
You’ve never seen my monster Greg Donella. Elfie knows the real deal!
I’m creepin’ everybody? I bet you sent that pic to Wop, too.
If he did, Id be on the red eye to jersey.. searching out applebee’s and allies behind elementary schools lookin for this f@g
Drew… stop insinuating that I have seen your greg and have not and hope not to.
Thanks.
Several of mine have disappeared in the past few days too and I didn’t even insult any of the Dirty employees?
Atta boy Smeags! Way to infiltrate the dirty.
my Ex gf no way why is she on the dirty? she dumped me and wont talk to me! anyone know how i can get ahold of her?? and who the f*ck is kaden her name is tori nicole st*ffe!
shut up creep
stop! your going to make her new boyfriend jealous
If she isn’t talking to you maybe you should take that as a sign. Give up StaIker!!!!
has anyone noticed that the dirty/pcl/dp/aj crew is stuck in HS…they have their own little clique and become uber-protective when anyone talks about them…just sayin.
You’re dating a real “winner.” Looks like you taught (most of) your employee’s to be everything that you used to clown on, before actually becoming what you clown on.
Hey guys me and Medium Pimpin are going to hang out all day and comment on this site because we have no lives and hate everyone because of it.
Thats true. IM so great why wont girls like Kaden date me!! WHyyyy?? oh yea im a loser
I’ll date you,, I get around! yeaaaaah me!
Med Pimp, you always got Mama Cast……..
Is the staff really name-jacking? Looks that way on this thread…… when u dish dirt for a living…u should be able to take it too….jut sayin’.
and eventually play some swords and s@ck each other off.. but its ok we are not gay.. we will ha ve paper bags over our heads as we get s@cked..
Cough……….Big Drew says your queer as a 3 dollar bill Don
Retards, name jacking. Oh well. 6-9 months left, max.
please fill me in on the issue.. are they dating or not? Im hearing 2 different things. b/c if they are i guess i should stop trying to get in her pants.
Yeah that guy is definitely a clowncart. Kaden, don’t fall for the dudes that live for the clublife. You’re just bound to be kicked to the curb for the next best thing. Don’t be f*cking stupid.
do us all a favor KADEN next time you have your arms around his neck like that.. squeeze a lil harder.. thanks
-keep it moist
He kind of looks like the Sham-wow guy.
I use to date the Sham-Wow guy cause I’m a wh*re! Who’s next?
STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY WIFEY! shes mine.
Who’s the butch chick in the pictures with Kaden? I thought Kaden was straight.
The Solo girls are really cute. I can see them in 5 years drivin’ minivans and callin’ each other to discuss the merits of various child safety seats.
Where the h*ll is the Rocket Queen? I haven’t been properly insulted in almost a week now. I need discipline, d@mmit!
Kaden is the sexiest woman to have ever graced this filthy site!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! tor, these people have nothing betttta to do with their lives than to post pictures of you on a site that you work for. hahhahahahahahahahahahaha. jealous b*tchessssssss!
HAHAHA, i read this site everyday…and that was the funniest thing i’ve read, killin it nik…nice work
Ha chad is awesome. He is the shit
if he is banging, i KNOW i could bang
trust me
Im so lonely
Me too
lets just stay online and make fun of people. We are hideous monsters 
Is staff name-jacking? LAME!!!!!
Nik the club promoter strikes again!
This Site makes no sense. I am betting Nik took that picture after he and Smeags laughed and played in the shallow waters together talking about their favorite new Ed Hardy Vodka spritzer.
Nik, your site is going down the tubes. You already have other websites owning you on a weekly basis. Its a matter of time before realize you are talentless one-trick pony that nobody cares about.
(Did you save the money from the plethora of lame advertisements on your website?)
ok- I just want to spread the cheeks of Kayden and jayden- stick my tonue between their p00pcutters and let them wiggle in pleaure, like the little sl*ts they are…I’ll spread their balloon knots all day long. Lets go “dirty girls”- show me how dirty that brown eye is………..
she is so busted. why are your assistants so ugly Nik?
hey princess! Im pretty sure you’re the only one who feels that way…
if she is from san diego, her name is not kaden! yes she is hot and very ready to be boned
Jaden and Kaden are both uneducated, lazy, boring, teenyboppers. The show…is….. agonizing!!
SMEAGOL = TOTAL DOUCHE F*GGOT
she confirmed yesterday on the webcam that they are NOTTT dating just so everyone knows!
Hey Kaden, can you post a better pic of you in that bikini???
Preferably one where you’re not covered in a life jacket and hugging some guy who promotes for axis/radius’ broom closet.
thanks in advance – I’m trying to get more satisfaction from my visits to this site