THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw these pictures of your dirty assistant Kaden with the douche smeagol. Thought you said they couldn’t date.
One syllable, One word- SLOSH!- nik
**Sorry Smeagol, Kaden Solo is the new Phil Jackson… she runs Triangle offense which consists of 3 dudes in rotation and you are not Kobe… you are more like Farmar off the bench. I decided.
Socal* says:
Geez she just lowered her property value. Short sale!
to Socal*Cowboy Trout says:
I guess I’m missin’ this. Isn’t this a couple of pictures of two girls?
to Cowboy TroutNik Snitchie says:
Short Sale HAhahaha. That should be her new name.
to Nik SnitchieJaden says:
hahahaha that’s my girl!!!!!
to JadenTHA DON (On Edge) says:
Thats disgusting… That dude looks like a retarded owl
to THA DON (On Edge)retarded owl says:
hahahahaha, retarded owl?! i gotta say though, i saw this cat’s pics on fb with some of the most ridiculous birds gettin lose. they were on the trouts yaht in SD…i was kinda hatin…
to retarded owlIbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships) says:
Kaden just lost all attractivness in my eyes. Where as before I would have gone out of my way to hit on her, now I wouldn’t even buy her a drink.
to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and NBA championships)Jamison says:
way way to f@cken cute for him man that stuff makes me mad seeing a beautiful girl with a dirty d*uch no pon intened
to JamisonI LOVE KADEN! says:
I agree I think she just needs to find the right guy! cough.. cough.. ME!
to I LOVE KADEN!jimbo says:
She looks just like the chick that shot McNair. I wouldn’t fall asleep on a couch near her.
to jimbosara says:
everyone that is hating is either jealous they aren’t as pretty as Kaden or jealous that they can’t snag her like smeagol did (or is trying to do!)
to saradd says:
i love kaden. she’s sexy.
to ddBanger says:
Tool = Guy that needs a life jacket on a 60 foot yacht.
to BangerSpocks left Nut says:
Hey idiot, they were clearly riding a $4000.00 Jet Ski!
to Spocks left Nut30K’s (and RR) love to pose in font of thing they don’t own to look important.
Cowboy Trout says:
BUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Btw, speaking of RR, I’m in the process of trackin’ down the real RichieRexic. I have found out her real name isn’t Ashley Blair and I’ve got a handle on who she really is. My girl lives in the STL and her friend used to be a waitress at Lure. H*ll, I’m not even gonna have to hire a PI.
to Cowboy Troutwhat the hell says:
Stalk much?
to what the hellElfie says:
CBT is not a stallker, just a seeker of truth.
to ElfieCowboy Trout says:
Thank you, lovely lady.
to Cowboy TroutCowboy Trout says:
I just wanna know what’s real and what isn’t. If she turns out to be who she says she is, I’ll post it. If, like I suspect, she lives in a traler in Festus, I won’t, cause Nik would never post that sh*t anyway.
to Cowboy TroutMr. Ink says:
Where’s the tats?
to Mr. InkNik Ruined My Life says:
Kaden is my favorite dirty employee! Give her a raise, Nik!!
Jaden…is adorable, but I think this ish is getting to her head. She act like she’s some famous celebrity. BARF!
to Nik Ruined My LifeJaden says:
I’m a celeb b#tch get it right. I roll with my legs wide open and my eyes shut. I’m moving up in the Dirty Dirty. I am Solo
to JadenJaden says:
noo i do not!
to Jadenyes sir says:
yes….you both do! ya’ll think you are celebrities bc you are employed by a dwarfed terrorist who hates women bc everyone of them is taller and more masculine than he is. CONGRATS GIRLS, YOU’VE MADE IT!!!!
to yes sirJaden says:
you’re a ra-tard.
to Jadenyes sir says:
its actually spelled re-tard. and you are average at best and obviously can dish it but can’t take it as you chime in everytime someone points out the obvious as to the status you girls think you have acheived!
to yes sirJaden says:
Let’s just F$ck already
to JadenElfie says:
As if. Jaden wouldn’t say those things.
to ElfieCowboy Trout says:
My heart belongs to a girl in STL, but Elfie could use the rest of me for a couple of weeks…
to Cowboy Troutyes sir says:
Ok I’m in! I like the aggressiveness! I actually do think you’re hot, just fealt like breaking balls! brownie points on the the hangover quote, I need to go see it again.
to yes sir[removed] says:
Sorry Sir I’m banging Nik this weekend.
to [removed]THA DON (On Edge) says:
better yet.. im gay..
to THA DON (On Edge)THA DON (On Edge) says:
Why was the name removed? G@Y!
to THA DON (On Edge)Elfie says:
actually it is retard, it is not a conjunctive.
to ElfieJaden is super cute and so is Kaden. I don’t think they act any different than they did at the begining of their Dirty tenure.
Smeagol is not very attractive but maybe he’s a nice guy… it’s not always about appearances.
Queen Bee says:
I agree with Elfie! Jaden is a sweetheart! Love ya Jaden!
to Queen BeeElfie says:
Jaden, Kaden I miss seeing your faces on the webshow… where the heck did it go?
to ElfieCowboy Trout says:
lolajolie is hotter than the Solo girls. Just sayin’.
to Cowboy Troutlolajolie says:
Thats what I was wondering! It was entertaining in its on little special way! And both girls are cuties…at least they dont need a hammer and chisel to remove their makeup like most of the other women I have seen on this site…. *cough* brock’s chick *cough*
to lolajolieseriously says:
were are my sexy ass solo girls!! i need my kaden/jaden fix. Both are f*cking hott as hell. I know im not the only one who thinks this!
to seriouslyJaden says:
clearly neither of you have seen The Hangover. duh.
to JadenElfie says:
I have only seen it through the part where they go into the room and Mike Tyson is singing that Phil Collins song. I don’t have the attention span to watch movies, it’s very sad. HA! I’m going to try watching it again on Saturday.
to ElfieElfie says:
What I did watch I hardly remember, I have ADD. That was kind of my point, so obviously it is YOU who fail!
to ElfieOk.... says:
Well the “Ra-tard” part is BEFORE the Mike Tyson appearance..so fail again…
to Ok....lol. says:
‘re-tard’ is the joke from the hangover lol.
pronounced ruh-tard.
however, she’s laughing because the joke is in fact on you for the replies lol.
to lol.Cinny Twist says:
After seeing this, I now feel like I have a shot at Kaden. I’m confident that I’m better looking, wealthier, and have a bigger c*ck than this guy.
Kaden: You ever come to Houston, drop me an email (Nik has my personal email address).
to Cinny TwistCowboy Trout says:
Cinny Twist is an orange d*uche and takes it in the a$$.
to Cowboy TroutCinny Twist says:
Orange? lol, excuse me, I’m latin and have naturally olive skin. I don’t spray tan, you f*cking moron!!!!!!!!!!
to Cinny TwistJaden says:
I’ll do both of you
to JadenCowboy Trout says:
Sorry, honey. I’m done with white chicks.
to Cowboy TroutCowboy Trout says:
I need some fence fixed. You “latins” are really good with barbwire. When are you free?
to Cowboy TroutCowboy Trout says:
I noticed you didn’t dispute the “takes it in the a$$” part.
to Cowboy TroutCowboy Trout says:
By “latin” you mean Meskin? Tu madre, chico de naranja.
to Cowboy TroutNG Austin says:
You’re an H-town douche. You can’t stay out of the clubs, have no real money, and are going no where in life. Your 15 minutes have been on The Dirty and are about to expire. Hope you enjoyed your life.
to NG AustinCinny Twist says:
I can’t stay out of the clubs? lol, I haven’t been to a club since I was jumped at Element last month. A lawsuit against the owners for lack of proper security is being drafted as we speak by my pitbull attorneys.
I’m going nowhere in life? lol, I reinvested the substantial proceeds from the sale of Lav*sh Nights, LLC into my international freight company and have seen month over month growth of 4,000% in a recession.
You don’t know me and you don’t understand the influence I have across the state of Texas. Reveal yourself pu**y!
to Cinny TwistSpocks left Nut says:
What a Douche! Next we’ll hear about his High School trained Brain enabling him to master International Finance. Total Pozer, on your Knees, and clean up your mess. All of you losers brag about your “influence”. Under the influence is the only influence you know, little Girl. Good luck with your “Pitbull Lawyers” You got jumped because they thought you were a Girl from the back, they got pissed when you accepted their offer. Swallow (like the Bird).
Jim Jones, Las Vegas, NV
to Spocks left NutCowboy Trout says:
Apparently Cinny Twist is related to RichieRexic. Delusions of grandeur.
to Cowboy TroutElfie says:
HAHA!
to ElfieTruth Hurts says:
Ew, if I was Kaden I would have just thrown up in my mouth.
to Truth HurtsCinny Twist says:
Jaden: While I don’t find you nearly as attractive as Kaden, I’m obviously not the pickiest guy, so I extend the same offer to you.
to Cinny TwistChinchilla says:
lmao this guy is a G
to ChinchillaCommentGuy says:
All the young dumb trendy Scottsdale scenester chicks run a triangle offense. Im losing my faith in humanity everytime I visit thedirty
to CommentGuy............ says:
she is beautiful you people are bitter and jealous!! get up off the couch and do something with yourselves so maybe then you can feel as good as she looks!
to ............Cowboy Trout says:
Neither Solo girl can come close in hotness to Elfie or Queen Bee. Just sayin’.
to Cowboy TroutBig Drew says:
CBT:
Put your dentures back in, your creepin everybody!
to Big DrewCowboy Trout says:
At least I’m creepin’ the girls. I think you got Wop all nervous.
to Cowboy TroutTHA DON (On Edge) says:
What is this gay sh!t?
to THA DON (On Edge)Cowboy Trout says:
Dude, I’m stickin’ up for you. I think Drew is on a mission to get you into his van.
to Cowboy TroutCowboy Trout says:
I have my own teeth, thank you very much. It’s my turn to creep everybody, you been doin’ it for the last couple of months Big ‘un, let someone else have a turn.
to Cowboy TroutOMG says:
His head looks like over grown pubs.
to OMGAnonymous says:
i saw kaden in SD and she is so f*cking hot in person!
to AnonymousBarnes and Noble says:
Hot Chicks with Douchebags now in paperback
to Barnes and NobleAnonymous says:
kaden is so smart!
to Anonymouswow says:
they should be on that show is she really going out with him?!
to wowi know her says:
she would never go out with him!
to i know herMitch says:
At least smeagol isnt wearing his dom rebel circa 2005 shirt in every picture like ususal. And Nik, drop the act we know your all friends…….u and smeagol are in tons of pics together holding hands.
to MitchMohawkk says:
Pretty sure that IS a domrebel tee
to Mohawkkkaden is a says:
a b*tch!
to kaden is ahmmm... says:
Kinda failed on that one, didn’t ya, kaden is a?
to hmmm...uh no says:
No Ive met her she looks like a b*tch but she is the sweetest person you will ever meet!
to uh nodamn says:
He went after what he wanted and got it. dont hate, even if he does seem like a douche, you r just jealous. Kaden might be just like him so thats how it goes
to damn[removed] says:
I had him first
to [removed]THA DON (On Edge) says:
Wow. So profound
to THA DON (On Edge)smeagol says:
date [removed] a few girls in his day
to smeagolTHA DON (On Edge) says:
I believe it… How else would he get laid
to THA DON (On Edge)Banger says:
Kaden – are you shaved, trimmed or natural. I want the visual. Thanks.
to BangerJaden says:
My girl is Shaved, Bald Eagle style. We shave each other every three days! Get some! We are the solo girls,,,, We get vip we are Dirty Celebs
to JadenCowboy Trout says:
My guess is shaved. No chia pet p*ssy here. Which reminds me, where’s RQ?
to Cowboy TroutI LOVEE says:
MY BEST FRIEND KADEN! =)
-Hayden
aww Hayden Solo tanning when i get off beezy luhvieww! -kaden
to I LOVEEHaha says:
yay! party time- Hayden
haha i love how u ended it with hayden! -k.solo
to HahaTHA DON (On Edge) says:
Im Sorry guys, im just a pathetic angry loser who hates my life so I come on websites like this to tear other people down. Please forgive me for being such a loser, I have no hope. Someone shoot me.
to THA DON (On Edge)THA DON (On Edge) says:
Good one Merlin… I notice you dont post my actual remarks about you, then you resort to name jacking…
Yeah, Im the insecure loser!
Haha you fail… But Im sure this comment will never see the light of day
to THA DON (On Edge)Elfie says:
Let there be light WOP! Your comment has appeared.
to ElfieTHA DON (On Edge) says:
I almost had a heart attack when I saw it
to THA DON (On Edge)Elfie says:
Several of mine have disappeared in the past few days too and I didn’t even insult any of the Dirty employees?
to ElfieBig Drew says:
You’ve never seen my monster Greg Donella. Elfie knows the real deal!
to Big DrewElfie says:
Drew… stop insinuating that I have seen your greg and have not and hope not to.
to ElfieThanks.
Cowboy Trout says:
I’m creepin’ everybody? I bet you sent that pic to Wop, too.
to Cowboy TroutTHA DON (On Edge) says:
If he did, Id be on the red eye to jersey.. searching out applebee’s and allies behind elementary schools lookin for this f@g
to THA DON (On Edge)Mitch says:
my pubes grow way faster on the sides off my sack then anywhere else it looks crazy…almost like some sorta wacked out comb over.
to MitchBig Drew says:
Im am laughing my @ss off on this comment! Good one Mitch the B*tch!
to Big DrewAnonymous says:
Atta boy Smeags! Way to infiltrate the dirty.
to Anonymousthats says:
my Ex gf no way why is she on the dirty? she dumped me and wont talk to me! anyone know how i can get ahold of her?? and who the f*ck is kaden her name is tori nicole st*ffe!
to thatsKaden's Mom says:
If she isn’t talking to you maybe you should take that as a sign. Give up StaIker!!!!
to Kaden's Momperez says:
stop! your going to make her new boyfriend jealous
to perezTHA DON (On Edge) says:
shut up creep
to THA DON (On Edge)justin bobby(the real one) says:
has anyone noticed that the dirty/pcl/dp/aj crew is stuck in HS…they have their own little clique and become uber-protective when anyone talks about them…just sayin.
to justin bobby(the real one)Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
You’re dating a real “winner.” Looks like you taught (most of) your employee’s to be everything that you used to clown on, before actually becoming what you clown on.
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)THA DON (On Edge) says:
Hey guys me and Medium Pimpin are going to hang out all day and comment on this site because we have no lives and hate everyone because of it.
to THA DON (On Edge)Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
Retards, name jacking. Oh well. 6-9 months left, max.
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)THA DON (On Edge) says:
and eventually play some swords and s@ck each other off.. but its ok we are not gay.. we will ha ve paper bags over our heads as we get s@cked..
to THA DON (On Edge)Pam Anderson says:
Cough……….Big Drew says your queer as a 3 dollar bill Don
to Pam AndersonMedium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
Thats true. IM so great why wont girls like Kaden date me!! WHyyyy?? oh yea im a loser
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)Your Girl Toodles says:
Is the staff really name-jacking? Looks that way on this thread…… when u dish dirt for a living…u should be able to take it too….jut sayin’.
to Your Girl ToodlesPam Anderson says:
Med Pimp, you always got Mama Cast……..
to Pam Anderson[removed] says:
I’ll date you,, I get around! yeaaaaah me!
to [removed]can someone says:
please fill me in on the issue.. are they dating or not? Im hearing 2 different things. b/c if they are i guess i should stop trying to get in her pants.
to can someoneCFHjames says:
Yeah that guy is definitely a clowncart. Kaden, don’t fall for the dudes that live for the clublife. You’re just bound to be kicked to the curb for the next best thing. Don’t be f*cking stupid.
to CFHjames20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
do us all a favor KADEN next time you have your arms around his neck like that.. squeeze a lil harder.. thanks
-keep it moist
to 20K-MILLIONAIRE69 says:
He kind of looks like the Sham-wow guy.
to 69Fake Jaden says:
I use to date the Sham-Wow guy cause I’m a wh*re! Who’s next?
to Fake JadenKADEN SOLOS FUTURE HUSBAN says:
STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY WIFEY! shes mine.
to KADEN SOLOS FUTURE HUSBANTan Stewie says:
Who’s the butch chick in the pictures with Kaden? I thought Kaden was straight.
to Tan StewieCowboy Trout says:
The Solo girls are really cute. I can see them in 5 years drivin’ minivans and callin’ each other to discuss the merits of various child safety seats.
to Cowboy TroutCowboy Trout says:
Where the h*ll is the Rocket Queen? I haven’t been properly insulted in almost a week now. I need discipline, d@mmit!
to Cowboy TroutMike V. says:
Kaden is the sexiest woman to have ever graced this filthy site!
to Mike V.ashley mackajwow says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! tor, these people have nothing betttta to do with their lives than to post pictures of you on a site that you work for. hahhahahahahahahahahahaha. jealous b*tchessssssss!
to ashley mackajwowwtf? says:
HAHAHA, i read this site everyday…and that was the funniest thing i’ve read, killin it nik…nice work
to wtf?megzy says:
Ha chad is awesome. He is the shit
to megzyjojo says:
if he is banging, i KNOW i could bang
to jojotrust me
Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
Im so lonely
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)THA DON (On Edge) says:
Me too
lets just stay online and make fun of people. We are hideous monsters 
to THA DON (On Edge)Your Girl Toodles says:
Is staff name-jacking? LAME!!!!!
to Your Girl Toodlesanyways says:
Nik the club promoter strikes again!
to anywaysAMIRITE? says:
This Site makes no sense. I am betting Nik took that picture after he and Smeags laughed and played in the shallow waters together talking about their favorite new Ed Hardy Vodka spritzer.
Nik, your site is going down the tubes. You already have other websites owning you on a weekly basis. Its a matter of time before realize you are talentless one-trick pony that nobody cares about.
(Did you save the money from the plethora of lame advertisements on your website?)
to AMIRITE?10&2 says:
ok- I just want to spread the cheeks of Kayden and jayden- stick my tonue between their p00pcutters and let them wiggle in pleaure, like the little sl*ts they are…I’ll spread their balloon knots all day long. Lets go “dirty girls”- show me how dirty that brown eye is………..
to 10&2