Merlin Can’t Save Her This Time
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see you blast wh*re-able pictures of all the other dirty celebs, but you REFUSE to blast this one of Nickel. You have responded time after time that you don’t want to hear Merlin b*tch. Rumor has it Merlin is over this girl and boinking some scottsdale sleezy few nights a week. Man up to your balls, f*ck the immunity you have given this jobless wh*re, and post this this. Simple enough. Seattle needs to know how bad the acne and how long her 5head is. Dirty Army Strong, and won’t give up until you hit the submit button.
Merlin asked me on the drive to Vegas today what my favorite post of all time was on TheDirty.com. I said, “Great question Forgy… not sure.” Well Merlin, I think I found it. Final Answer.- nik
**Nickel, do you think in the winter that thing freezes up? I only ask because I got these wicked new ice skates and I want to break them in somewhere.
Wow, I have seen this girl on the dirty before but I am completely surprised by how her massive dome looks in this pucture. It’s hot out in Seattle this week, don’t forget the sun block.
b!tch looks like predator!!!
LOL, its about time Nickel got the Pucker treatment. Neither is attractive, and I have been saying it for months.
oh – I love myself but thats fine if you feel that way
There All haters Pucker. You’re sexy hot, these dude’s just got picked on in highschool to much just like Nik…. So they have to call out every hot chick that they wouldn’t even have a chance with.
Two questions…1) why the f*ck would you take that picture 2) when you saw that your forehead resembles the surface of mars, craters and all, why would you not delete the f*cking picture? dumb sloshes deserve what comes to them..i decided.
omg she is UGLY. Nik – You driving to Vegas???? Dude, I thought you were Big Time? You must be on a tour bus or something right?
Nothing in the world more ironic than a half-breed calling anyone ugly.
sorry but being mixed is in. you’re just a mad white kid.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA being mixed is like saying I only have half-aids.
glad to see you’re still living in 1880.
Has the white side of your family sued the black side for reporations yet? Ps learn some history dummy, black people were not considered human untill 1964 in the U.S..
That is funny! BA HA HA! When you were considered human, you had the chance to make something of yourselves, and YOU GUYS EFFIN BLEW IT!!
learn how to spell “dummy”…its “reparations”.
I love my medium pimp and hes the sexiest guy ever =)! So dont make fun of him ! Ahem.
I love Medium Pimpin too…Nothing like a little half white half purple crayon being shoved up my poop shoot. MMMMMMMMM
Half breed? Wow. Mixed people are usually very attractive. I can’t believe anyone would say otherwise.
Obviously you have never seen Medium Pimpin or Barack Obama bc they are both ugly as can be.
Wrong. I’m a white girl who is not usually attracted to black guys and I think Prsident Obama is very handsome. You can disagree with his policies but he’s not ugly.
Thank you for outing yourself as either 1)fat 2) a victim of rape, most likely by your father 3) a black person pretending to be white
That’s what I am sayin…and anyone with half of a brain knows that there are barely any full breeds…our president is black sucka!!! Minorities are officially majorities.
No hes not sucks hes half white raised by his white parents while living in the whitest state in America only to move state side and go to the two white universities in America. Obama works for wealthy white men and no one else. You do not read much do you?
and that is exactly why our country is going down the drain. way to go, now go collect your welfare check
Don’t you just love how every black person in America is like, “OMG, Obama is black! We have a black president!” Why is the black half weighted heavier than the white one? Maybe because blacks are usually fatter?
In any case, his black half has made it all the way to the highest office in the country, and he is STILL living in government housing.
Nickel is the one who was making fun of ” black ” people. Watch your back btch most of seattle isnt white girl
Yes it is stupid google it.
It is so funny how black people hate statistics bc it shows how f*cked up they and their culture are. Blacks will take any chance to make up facts in support of a point they are trying to make, no matter how farcical the claim. Seattle is 70.7% white according to the U.S. Census Bureau. As far as minorities taking over hahhaahhahahahaha. The top 1% of the United States controls 70% of the wealth. Those top one percent are composed of 98.3 percent white people according to the IRS 2007. Dream on.
It is so funny how black people hate statistics bc it shows how f*d up they and their culture are. Blacks will take any chance to make up facts in support of a point they are trying to make, no matter how farcical the claim. Seattle is 70.7% white according to the U.S. Census Bureau. As far as minorities taking over hahhaahhahahahaha. The top 1% of the United States controls 70% of the wealth. Those top one percent are composed of 98.3 percent white people according to the IRS 2007. Dream on.
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I’m a broke rock star…
I drive to Vegas…
Nik gets $10K per party… Right?!
Wow, times must be tough…
4 1/2 – 5 1/2hrs in the car to Vegas with Nik…
I feel for ya Mafffew…
MP… Damn, you must be doing something right… You now have a lot of haters in the threads…
– chef -
-crimking-
I sincerely hope Merlin the new girl you are banging from the dale is not Heather F**L bc she is a huuuuuugggggeeeeeee bucket of filth, trust me I know ive seen her curtains:)
damn…if you look at it backwards, it is a perfect egg shape
Can you stop posting these two beast now?
oil doesn’t freeze .. and by the looks of it that thing is slick
Look @ that forehead…that’s BEYOND a 5 head. It looks like her hairline is running away from her face.
OMFG LOL
wooooooooow Nickel please do not wear your hair like this ever again. You look like one of the aliens from Mars Attacks.
Oh my well this certainly brought me to a giggle.
hahaha sounds like someone got turned down I even f***** this slore about a yr ago what`s your problem…lol
Then you obviously have bad taste and a thing for 9, no..11 heads.
And I thought I had a big head. Holy crap.
Holy crap, that is a huge head. I feel bad for her mom, if you know what I mean.
she’s really pretty. jealousy
Do you SEE her 10-head?
Nik, are these chicks (Pucker, Nickel) paying you to be on the site? I smell a conspiracy. Highest bidder get the most photos posted.
i have never seen her look this bad. no wonder merlin didnt want nik to post this!
Big Ballers DRIVE to Vegas.. Yeah I remember doing that when I was making nothing more than $20K a year as well. You probably post 4 strong in one single at the Imperial Palace to!! Loser
That thing looks like the screen at the drive-in movie theater.
Shave her head and she could go as a water head baby for Halloween.
Well now we all know why she took those weird angle pics that you couldn’t really see her face.
is it bad i jerked off picturing my piece in her hand?
Holy 40 head
THIS IS F’N FUNNY!!
I could throw a rock in a crowd and hit someone who looks 10x worse – Seriously, it’s not that bad considering it’s a “bad” picture… I still think she’s cute, beautiful eyes, and the skin is hardly awful.
She is just an average looking girl with really beautiful eyes. That’s it- not model material, not ugly, just average.
HAHAHHAHA, i love it.
Team Pucker
yeah I agree
While you’re at it, post Brock’s Chick’s 10-head!!!!!! I think hers is even worse..
That is not humanly possible, my friend.
Just cause you get posted on this website doesn’t mean people stalk you. Means they find ya funny, or funny looking
I have always known this girl was ugly. Pretty eyes save her somewhat. But even her teeth are jacked.
what a potato head
she’s just fine, and still growing up. Her peanut head is cute.
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Speaking of Vegas…
It is funny how you are promoting DMX @ Pure…
When you have asked the cops to check into Earl Simmons on several occasions…
You write crap about him for 2 years, and now your promoting him…
What’s next…
“Mike Vick’s welcome back party @ Prive’?!”
– chef -
-crimking-
On her myspace she has a photo next to merlin and her caption is ” why does my head loook so big ” I am pretty sure this post just answered her question. LmFaO
wow if you look at her myspace all of her pics are clearly photo shopped or she is wearing a serious amount of makeup. I have never seen a 21 year old with acne like shes going through puberty. I think she should be renamed Proactive. Seattle needs new, interesting dirty celebs.
Uh, isn’t Proactive supposed to make your acne BETTER?
This girl doesn’t even have bad skin
And she has invisiline
Nothing wrong with her teeth
I feel bad for her because she’s going through a lot right now
And there’s no dirt on her so people have to bash the way she looks
She’s a pretty girl
Bad picture
Keep doing your thing girl
Kali you just comented yourself .. ahha
way to defend yourself Nickel. At least use your own name
dannnngggg
nickel is a cute girl, but she’s average not a 10 not a 0 isn’t that why she was nicknamed nickel to begin with? because she’s a 5? whoever was dying to get this post up is just a loser with nothing better to do.
WOW you drive to Vegas… you broke f*ck. Your really something nik!!
yeah dude your cool!!!! i remeber my first drive to Vegas… ha so much for big nik!
I don’t even think the girl is wearing makeup. She doesn’t even look that bad. Imagine what these other cake faced dirty celebs look like without their mac masks.
BIGGEST FOREHEAD EVER!!!
Ahaha, finally a picture of the real Nickel… Been saying it all a long, gross.
Obviously this is not a flattering picture
I still love her an think shes beautiful
oh, i’m sorry. I thought this girl was a retard, but i guess i can make bastard comments.. Hey retard, Get a life!
I cannot believe so much time has been wasted on this chick. Sorry to her, but she needs to give up this dirty ish and get a job.
One word: Forehead She looks much better with bangs!
whoa. what an unfortunate looking thing.
G0D DAMN LOOK IT THAT NINE HEAD
On her myspace she has a photo next to merlin and her caption is ” why does my head loook so big ” I am pretty sure this post just answered her question. LmFaO ha ha ha
STALKER
hoky cow, this girl must have low self esteem! she is not cute, and she has all of these people talking sh*t about her…. I;d almost feel bad for her, if she wasnt a wh*re
Kali your vagina is so big – I am tired of sticking my penis into such a gaping hole. Please go to Dr. 90210 and have it reconstructed, it is by far the largest vagina I have learned to love but this is getting out of hand, it reminds me of you – yes, forhead.
Nickel why did you put up those sl*tty pictures of yourself from vegas that give an allusion your prettier then you are? This post must have gotten to you. You and the others are all the same, so very beyond fuc*d up in the head that you have no clue how incredibly stupid you look in life. Do yourself a favor be smart like pucker, make some porn and get a place that you can call your own and settle down, your only 21 at this rate you will end up in prison from your behavior of irational decsions such as your whole concept of life. You are a grown up a tanning salon is not where you should be, go to school get an education, grow up.
she banged her douche bag promo dude
then left him for jose
now she is douching it again
this girl has no clue about life
she is a promoter jumper
Her and Jose were just friend…
Steven is not a promoter anymore
and they are very happy together
leave them alone and let them be happy
The above comment is pam, once again. Stalking nickel
B*tch if I had something to say id say it to your face – your a psycho fcking retard! STOP COMMENTING YOURSELF YOUR REDICULOUS! Like I no who you sleep with, other then Alex its beyond me like I care to type that, oh and nickel who typed as ” omg” check the time 10 07 am .. I NEVER WAKE UP THAT EARLY, EVER YOU C*M DUMPSTER. God you flatter yourself way too much
wow Pucker … coming from you – you comment yourself all the time. Youre so lame it’s retarded. Both you girls suck I’m confused why Nik post either one of you …
Pam or whats her name Pucker
we all knw that you stalk Nickel and comment under 50 differnt names, we’ve called you ot on it many times.
Even at Nickels worst she’s 397495797597 times better than you
hahahahahhahahahahahaha. [removed] get some acne cream. might i also suggest some proactive? wash your face, buy some oil absorbing sheets too. get some rhinoplasty, and cut yourself some bangs, and keep taking angled photos. can anyone imagine how ugly her and that douchebag promoters children will be? i don’t get the fuss over this chick, for reals.
shut up pucker
nickel is beautiful
and a very nice girl
that wasn’t pucker dumbf*ck. it was me. pucker can’t spell. get a clue sherlock.
Tee Hee…..that one cracked me up!!
p.s. she looks like a 12 year old BOY. and no, that isn’t a compliment.
I loved how Eddie Francis announced her beat as friend laura who somehow won SummerJam Queen as freaky looking.
laura won because she used to sleep with dirty hary
God I would hate to see those kids if they ever had any!
either way nik and all his tag a longs are ugly as f*ck. probably didnt get laid until he made this dumbass site. perezhilton atleast doesnt call every f*cking chick ugly i mean damn, it’s not like you get p*ssy like that.
I’m gonna project a movie on her fivehead.
nice 7 head. slunt!
i was just at summer jam and the “queen” was FAT and walking around with a girl in short shorts rocking the camel toe. WTF.
I would eat her butt
shes beat
She’s gorgeous in person
Wow bad picture
PAM YOUR SO F*CKIN UGLY!! ONLY A FACE A MOTHER COULD LOVE.
I think NASA should use her to test space helmets. If they fail her stewie griffin head can handle the blow.
This girl is a fake friend.
elaborate?
Does it really matter anymore? You already know. I don’t see why you say you don’t come on this site anymore, but do so using words as names.