Merlin Is A Creeper Mystery

Posted in Merlin, Scottsdale, The Dirty | July 26th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I made these undies about your wizard Merlin who works for you.  I think you should sell them.  He rolled up to me at Geisha A-Go Go one night and followed me all over Scottsdale until I broke down, but it was only because I thought he might hook me up with you one day.  He texts me all the time and always leave drunk msgs on my phone.  Anyway email me so I can send you the good pictures that Merlin wishes he could see.

Never going to email you… your body type does nothing for me.- nik




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