Merlin Is A Creeper Mystery
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I made these undies about your wizard Merlin who works for you. I think you should sell them. He rolled up to me at Geisha A-Go Go one night and followed me all over Scottsdale until I broke down, but it was only because I thought he might hook me up with you one day. He texts me all the time and always leave drunk msgs on my phone. Anyway email me so I can send you the good pictures that Merlin wishes he could see.
Never going to email you… your body type does nothing for me.- nik
You see Nik likes a body type called Greg. Stop pretending that he is not for the gays. You can’t change Nik,,,, That’s just who he is. He loooooves the dudes.
“you body type does nothing for me,” Nick you are a f#$%ing idiot. Proofread your submissions before submitting. Oh, and you are clearly gay.
I’d eat her but
Lets not forget he was driving a gay ass Boxter when he got pulled over…
ouchhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
What is wrong with Nik, he is clearly homosexual, no wonder he has Merlin working for him, she has an amazing body.
Is that Nickel?
nope it’s pucker’s ugly body
what’s wrong with her upper abdomen? from her submission, it’s clear that this b*tch is the real creeper.
Yep….oh you forgot…s*ut……..
“He rolled up to me at Geisha A-Go Go one night and followed me all over Scottsdale until I broke down, but it was only because I thought he might hook me up with you one day.”
Why don’t these broads pick up yesterday’s dirty clothes before taking off today’s?
Nik you’re crazy. Need to see the other 10% thought to make a final verdict. I’d date her.
Hopefully its not one of the female dirty employees…
e-mail me! lol!
weird red lines on the upper abdomen.. not cute! No ass and no tits….why would you submit this
She looks like a little boy with boobs. She may be in shape, but her body looks like a rectangle.
Yeah she’s got no boobs or curves that she should for her weight… and the little boobage it looks like she has is because of the way she’s holding her floppies.
Also she’s sucking in her gut big time
this might be a guy on hormones
Looks like a 13 y/o boy with breast implants to me…
her hands are freaking me out
true.
she’s clearly sucking in her gut haha
wow. i bet this girl feels like a complete idiot. anyways, she has man hips. grossss.
all the sl*ts you got on here that you would stick it in are just stereotypical b*tches. like honestly, grow a d*ck, you look like sh*t yourself.
all the b*tches you got workin for you look like the b*tches you diss. haha, and you dont even look great at all so who are you to judge anyone.
That’s a “her?” I thought it was a boy with a bad boob job!!
Clean your carpet sk*nk!
she has no hips. i honestly thought it was a guy in the left pic. disgusting.
YOU body type?? Well, English IS your second language.
Hahahahahahaha. Sorry Nik, but that is funny…
Your half black so it is your 2nd language also….
she has no hair, or a dyke haircut. run.
You guys are nuts…
She has a perfect body?
I bet she’s sucking in harder than she sucked just to get her pick on the god damned site!
Get real bums!
her body is too much like niks. long torso, short legs and arms. not enough curve in the waist, not enough ass. stubby fingers, too. only thing she’s got going for her is that shes moderately thin. blah.
shes probably 12 years old..lol
she is hott!!! wtf…
She must be a “buter face” if she is going to cut off her head!
And I thought I had it bad
has a man body.. no curves.. no ass.. no waist.. no tits.. I feel Nik..
She does have a wierd body type. The attempt to stretch out her torso is not working, thus making her stomach region look gross.
she has weird fingers…look like sausages
Yup. Carnie people type hands. Smell like cabage.
This beat wh*re is a creeper
Yeah, it’s FAKE, this stupid panties will be on sale soon. The Dirty is manufacturing stories, controversy and now this..
CANT STOP RUBING MY CACK
-KEEP IT MOIST
pucker is that you?
Yo, drop me the other pic’s and I’ll let him
know what the real deal is!!
Nik is so funny…. I bet half of the women he insults on this site wouldn’t even give him the time of day.
Look in the mirror Nik…. the guido look went out over ten years ago!
they would give him the time of day to drink off of the bottles he is claiming to get “comped” He is everything this site used to make fun of…now this site is an interactive club flyer…
I don’t remember the guido look ever being in…but then again I’m not from Jersey.
I thought it was Pam at first, same hands. This girl has different t*ts.
The first thing I noticed about this chick was that she had no body shape. Does nothing for me as well.
well, you have an ugly body and ugly style. go to the gym
JoJo – Fail. It’s painfully obvious this chick would love to give him the time of day. I forgot you have to get the persons approval before you rate their appearance…I’ll put money that numerous times in your life you judge people the same way without giving a f*ck if they would with you or not.
This chick does NOT have a nice body. She looks like a dude with t*ts. Straight hips, broad shoulders? That’s got male profile written all over it. Also love the irony in this post. She calls Merlin out for being a creeper but comes off as a total creeper herself.
Leave Nik alone. She looks like a boy!!! And she’s a sk*nk
i’d stick it to her, if i had a stick.
This is totally a guy.. He She has no hips, no curves. The hands are totally weird.
don’t you all get it? That is a MAN with a boob job!
you dont like womens bodys? your a homo
this site is a damn joke. My first and last time here. Can’t believe this is actually a full time career for some….good luck a few years down the road when all you can say is you posted obscene gossip about others for a living!
Yeah, the body definitely seems kind of manly …
Hands….. GROSS!!!!!
MAN HANDS
thats pam
man hands and manly shoulders……enough said. gross.
…i’d hit it.
this girl is 13 or 12, is this legal nik ?
id hit that so hard shed hit puberty and grow some tits
hhhhhoooooootttttt bbbbbbooooddddyyyy
bahahaha i know who that is…
keep it up lady!
I think I have seen that girl on cam4 before.
Your hair up makes you look more like a boy pushing together his non existent tits with your frog hands.
Youre so gay for having gone through the trouble to have these panties made, youre actually more pathetic than Merlin.Too much time and ego?
Clean your room man hands…