THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I made these undies about your wizard Merlin who works for you. I think you should sell them. He rolled up to me at Geisha A-Go Go one night and followed me all over Scottsdale until I broke down, but it was only because I thought he might hook me up with you one day. He texts me all the time and always leave drunk msgs on my phone. Anyway email me so I can send you the good pictures that Merlin wishes he could see.
Never going to email you… your body type does nothing for me.- nik