THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I made these undies about your wizard Merlin who works for you. I think you should sell them. He rolled up to me at Geisha A-Go Go one night and followed me all over Scottsdale until I broke down, but it was only because I thought he might hook me up with you one day. He texts me all the time and always leave drunk msgs on my phone. Anyway email me so I can send you the good pictures that Merlin wishes he could see.
Never going to email you… your body type does nothing for me.- nik
Do Work Son! says:
You see Nik likes a body type called Greg. Stop pretending that he is not for the gays. You can’t change Nik,,,, That’s just who he is. He loooooves the dudes.
to Do Work Son!ONE says:
Lets not forget he was driving a gay ass Boxter when he got pulled over…
to ONEDsizzle says:
I’d eat her but
to DsizzleThis site sucks. says:
“you body type does nothing for me,” Nick you are a f#$%ing idiot. Proofread your submissions before submitting. Oh, and you are clearly gay.
to This site sucks.omggggggggg says:
ouchhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
to omgggggggggWtF*g says:
What is wrong with Nik, he is clearly homosexual, no wonder he has Merlin working for him, she has an amazing body.
to WtF*gJohnny Bravo says:
Is that Nickel?
to Johnny Bravohaha says:
nope it’s pucker’s ugly body
to hahaew. says:
what’s wrong with her upper abdomen? from her submission, it’s clear that this b*tch is the real creeper.
to ew.Ok.... says:
Yep….oh you forgot…s*ut……..
“He rolled up to me at Geisha A-Go Go one night and followed me all over Scottsdale until I broke down, but it was only because I thought he might hook me up with you one day.”
to Ok....Anonymous says:
Why don’t these broads pick up yesterday’s dirty clothes before taking off today’s?
to AnonymousCFHjames says:
Nik you’re crazy. Need to see the other 10% thought to make a final verdict. I’d date her.
to CFHjamesPhil Dogg says:
Hopefully its not one of the female dirty employees…
to Phil DoggPimp G (i hit virgin territory everytime!) says:
e-mail me! lol!
to Pimp G (i hit virgin territory everytime!)hey says:
weird red lines on the upper abdomen.. not cute! No ass and no tits….why would you submit this
to heyAnonymous says:
She looks like a little boy with boobs. She may be in shape, but her body looks like a rectangle.
to Anonymousweak says:
Yeah she’s got no boobs or curves that she should for her weight… and the little boobage it looks like she has is because of the way she’s holding her floppies.
Also she’s sucking in her gut big time
to weakhmmm says:
this might be a guy on hormones
to hmmmRoid-Donkey says:
Looks like a 13 y/o boy with breast implants to me…
to Roid-DonkeyStacey says:
her hands are freaking me out
to Stacey00 says:
true.
to 00Dirty Dale says:
she’s clearly sucking in her gut haha
to Dirty Daleannabelle. says:
wow. i bet this girl feels like a complete idiot. anyways, she has man hips. grossss.
to annabelle.mhm says:
all the sl*ts you got on here that you would stick it in are just stereotypical b*tches. like honestly, grow a d*ck, you look like sh*t yourself.
to mhmmhm says:
all the b*tches you got workin for you look like the b*tches you diss. haha, and you dont even look great at all so who are you to judge anyone.
to mhmDahlia says:
That’s a “her?” I thought it was a boy with a bad boob job!!
to DahliaCheese Cake says:
Clean your carpet sk*nk!
to Cheese Cakeanon says:
she has no hips. i honestly thought it was a guy in the left pic. disgusting.
to anonM.P. says:
YOU body type?? Well, English IS your second language.
to M.P.:) says:
Your half black so it is your 2nd language also….
to :)ABBNo says:
Hahahahahahaha. Sorry Nik, but that is funny…
to ABBNoeek says:
she has no hair, or a dyke haircut. run.
to eekDonny says:
You guys are nuts…
She has a perfect body?
I bet she’s sucking in harder than she sucked just to get her pick on the god damned site!
Get real bums!
to DonnyAnonymous says:
her body is too much like niks. long torso, short legs and arms. not enough curve in the waist, not enough ass. stubby fingers, too. only thing she’s got going for her is that shes moderately thin. blah.
to AnonymousKoa says:
shes probably 12 years old..lol
to Koaa-t says:
she is hott!!! wtf…
to a-tT says:
She must be a “buter face” if she is going to cut off her head!
to TPucker says:
And I thought I had it bad
to PuckerThe girl in that pic says:
has a man body.. no curves.. no ass.. no waist.. no tits.. I feel Nik..
to The girl in that picHot Rod says:
She does have a wierd body type. The attempt to stretch out her torso is not working, thus making her stomach region look gross.
to Hot Rodpgawannabe says:
she has weird fingers…look like sausages
to pgawannabeONE says:
Yup. Carnie people type hands. Smell like cabage.
to ONETHREE says:
This beat wh*re is a creeper
to THREEwhat the hell says:
Yeah, it’s FAKE, this stupid panties will be on sale soon. The Dirty is manufacturing stories, controversy and now this..
to what the hell20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
CANT STOP RUBING MY CACK
-KEEP IT MOIST
to 20K-MILLIONAIREton617508bos says:
pucker is that you?
to ton617508bosAnonymous says:
Yo, drop me the other pic’s and I’ll let him
to Anonymousknow what the real deal is!!
JoJo says:
Nik is so funny…. I bet half of the women he insults on this site wouldn’t even give him the time of day.
Look in the mirror Nik…. the guido look went out over ten years ago!
to JoJoDirtygirl (the original) says:
I don’t remember the guido look ever being in…but then again I’m not from Jersey.
to Dirtygirl (the original)... says:
they would give him the time of day to drink off of the bottles he is claiming to get “comped” He is everything this site used to make fun of…now this site is an interactive club flyer…
to ...Big Drew says:
I thought it was Pam at first, same hands. This girl has different t*ts.
to Big DrewSamm says:
The first thing I noticed about this chick was that she had no body shape. Does nothing for me as well.
to Sammdisgusted says:
well, you have an ugly body and ugly style. go to the gym
to disgustedEV says:
JoJo – Fail. It’s painfully obvious this chick would love to give him the time of day. I forgot you have to get the persons approval before you rate their appearance…I’ll put money that numerous times in your life you judge people the same way without giving a f*ck if they would with you or not.
This chick does NOT have a nice body. She looks like a dude with t*ts. Straight hips, broad shoulders? That’s got male profile written all over it. Also love the irony in this post. She calls Merlin out for being a creeper but comes off as a total creeper herself.
to EVall hail nik richie! says:
Leave Nik alone. She looks like a boy!!! And she’s a sk*nk
to all hail nik richie!blueberry hill says:
i’d stick it to her, if i had a stick.
to blueberry hillmel B says:
This is totally a guy.. He She has no hips, no curves. The hands are totally weird.
to mel Byester says:
don’t you all get it? That is a MAN with a boob job!
to yesterdudedc says:
you dont like womens bodys? your a homo
to dudedcIts confirmed... says:
this site is a damn joke. My first and last time here. Can’t believe this is actually a full time career for some….good luck a few years down the road when all you can say is you posted obscene gossip about others for a living!
to Its confirmed...Anonymous says:
Yeah, the body definitely seems kind of manly …
to Anonymouslol says:
Hands….. GROSS!!!!!
to lol