Momma Horse
Posted in Seattle | July 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, If there was a horse on the Muppet Show it would be this girl. Shes always kiiiiickin it with her t*ts crammed into a hiked up padded bra (with clear bra straps – because strapless isn’t enough), desperately pawing at some promoter and hiding her ugly mug half way behind her better looking friends (atleast she knows she should?). Its always refreshing to know that there are still genuinely ugly people who don’t give into the pressures of plastic surgery. Good for you J!
It’s horses like her that allow me to still have a job and put people on blast.- nik
haha! says:
ive seen this girl and her friends around they are total club rats! they are all ugly and orange!
to haha!hhmmm... says:
she looks more like a troll than a horse..i wouldnt tap that smashed
to hhmmm...vanessa says:
ok for all you haters out there just thought you might want to know that i happen to live with J so i know her bras have no padding, so.. get your facts right… second of all with awesome tits like that you try not wearing bra straps its pretty dam hard…so… do some research… thirdly she doesnt paw at any promoters, sure we have friends that are promoters, “friends” nothing more. if my girl is pursuing somebody it sure is hell is not a promoter…so…again… get your facts right. I’ll admit that if i stoop low enough to put someone up on the dirty they either really f*cked me over or im in some way envious of them, i know J has never f*cked anyone over so…. crazy b*tch on the boat who gets all psycho for no f*cking reason or anyone else, stop hating on ppl you really dont know unless your facts are 100% true (which looks like you are waaaay off) and lastly grow the f*ck up who really gets so upset they feel they need to put someone up on here… seriously high school bull sh*t.
to vanessalol says:
shut up you ugly slant eye crooked tooth bit*h
to lolHAHA says:
Not pursuing a promoter? Didnt her crazy ass drive that pure guy to quite drinking for awhile? And doesnt she still creep down there on drunken nights cuz i’m pretty sure I just saw her at that sh*thole in BL a week or so ago? Or wait, didnt mr seattle jeff g get in that while she was still getting it from the pure douche. There are two of seattles finest (NOT!). you better get your facts straight vanessa cuz i’m pretty sure she was recently “pursuing” both of them.
to HAHANo sh*t says:
and i’m pretty sure there are PICTURES of her and Ric making out LAST week at the DL but maybe thats not pursuing? pathetic.
to No sh*tvanessa says:
this goes out to any and most girls… when your in a relationship where you feel very strongly for someone its hard to get over the feelings (even when you ended it like J did with Ric). So all of us girls in scenarios like this at some point cave in to drunken whims, and yes we regret them in the morning. BUT EVERYBODY HAS DONE IT! so stop being so f*cking hypocritical. And in regards to Jeff, J has never messed around with him, there relationship is strictly friendship… not friends with benefits. When we say we are “pursuing” somebody we arent saying we want to date them or we want to hook up with them. If you look in the english dictionary we have many words that have the same meaning, well “pursue” in our inside lingo has different meanings as well sometimes even just as a joke. So dont just jump to conclusions. I cant stand how ignorant ppl can be… just labeling ppl without knowing them how can you really say sh*t about ppl when you have no idea what is really going on? And yeah I do have my facts straight being that I know her better than anybody else who posts on the dirty.
to vanessaWOW says:
SHE ended it with HIM? haha get YOUR facts straight.
to WOWhaha says:
of course they are still together. obviously he has to be seen with the ugliest nastiest b*tches in the area. gotta keep up his rep ya know
to hahaAnonymous says:
“inside lingo” That has to be the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
You guys need to seriously get a life..if you have nothing better to do than surf the net to find pics of people to talk shit about then you seriously need to GET A LIFE!! Do something more productive with yourself..PLEASE! People are obviously jealous of J cause she’s always gettin blasted on this website..
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
“if my girl is pursuing somebody it sure is hell is not a promoter”
So she learned from the promoter she was just dating not to do it again?
to Anonymousvanessa says:
so if you date a red head and it goes bad does that mean you will never date a red head again? No you idiot. You choose not to like someone based on what they’re personality is like not what they do, thats just ignorant. when we say we arent pursuing promoters its because we just arent into them. We are defending ourselves against everybody’s false accusations. When i wrote that line I was saying i know who she is pursuing and he is not a promoter, i just put a little emphasis on the fact that he is not a promoter.
to vanessaBilly Z says:
Why do people take this site seriously?
to Billy Zmarcus says:
man ive seen all you kiiiickin it girls do blow and molly multiple times so dont even deny it. conversation between olya and j- “i love love love you betch!” “no, i motha fxckin love you! omg we were so wasted! crazy kiiiiiickin it, i love you betch!”
so attractive
to marcusvanessa says:
i wont deny i’ve done that. I never have denied it. But the thing is we dont do it to the point of losing control. I have fun with it occasionally, i drink a lot no denial there but sh*t so does everyone else we hang out with… so if you know us well enough to actually see us doing this stop talking cuz im sure you’ve done it too =)
to vanessalol says:
Way to put your “friends” on blast like that you idiot!
to lolWOW says:
So you just admitted to being an alcoholic and drug addict!! Wow you guys seem like great people! GROW UP
to WOWrichard says:
“drink a lot no denial there but sh*t so does everyone else we hang out with”
Maybe its time for some new friends you losers!
to richardvanessa says:
read a little better morons, i never said i was addicted to sh*t. I said i “have fun with it occasionally” ppl really should pay more attention before they start exaggerating. And i didnt say everyone i hang out with are alcoholics i said we all drink… just setting your facts right
to vanessaHilarious! says:
This is funny, all these girls do is DL in the BL and BB Mcgraws with those Pure homos, hilarious, what a joke!!!! You girls all do C*ke an hang with losers…. get your drink on!!! hahaha!!! Club Slizzards!
to Hilarious!vanessa says:
bahahaha all we do is Dl and BB’s? Sh*t we’ve only been to those places a few times… get your facts straight! We’re usually in kirkland or seattle, ha i love when ppl try to act like the know us and f*ck it up by saying ridiculously false things like this. idiots lol
to vanessalol says:
Not only do they do C*ke but they do a crap load of M*lly too! They seem to be nice but ladies get ur act together before that sh*t starts to ruin your lives!
Oh and Jen, is such a sweet girl and deserves a lot better than Robbie. He is nice but he will never get his act straight.
to lolKarnack says:
This sl*t has NOTHING going for her. Clubs and C*cks are the only things I see in her future.
to KarnackKyle says:
hey mother f*cker, stop talkin sh*t and get a f*cking life, do you seriously have nothing better to do than surf this lame a*s web site and prowl on my sisters life, if youre really that mature and can talk all high and mighty then you wouldnt be on this gay f*cking sight, how about you dont be a f*cking little p*ssy and say youre name you f*cking f*ggot a*s little bi*ch
to KyleVanessa needs a life... says:
noone cares what you have to say
to Vanessa needs a life...Vanessa is fat says:
and has a huge head
to Vanessa is fatVanessa is gorgeous! says:
And super nice. Stop hating haters:P -g
to Vanessa is gorgeous!Dear Vanessa says:
Please learn how to spell and the difference between their, they’re and there. Also, way to admit your drug usage and drinking habits on a public website, along with your friends’ – you’re definitely the type A friend I’d pick LMAO.
to Dear Vanessavanessa says:
never said anything about the things my friends do, and personally i dont give a sh*t what ppl think about me… the only approval i need is my own, and the only support or advice i need is that of the ppl closest to me… Why should i live my life by your standards? everyone else can think or say what they want, it just gives me something to laugh at because of how far off you all are with your facts.
to vanessaVanessa needs +2's says:
I have seen you girls down south more than a couple times and can also remember your nose bleeding so bad from co*e that you couldn’t stop it. So to say that you occasionaly do it is bulls*it!
to Vanessa needs +2'sGet lives and Vanessa, go home and take care of your kid like real mothers do!
vanessa says:
woooowwwww i still think its hilarious ppl think i have a kid… ppl are stupid.
to vanessalol says:
poop
to lolYo says:
Leave these girls alone, they are all cool. They just like to have fun like everyone else.
to YoAnonymous says:
Sad to be posted on this site……….
to AnonymousGross says:
Being posted on this site is just straight sad….even worse when people call you out…..Jeff G, Jason C, Pure Promoter, they have all had a piece, not something to be proud of.
to GrossMike says:
Go to school!! Start a career!! You all need to grow up. Your looks faded a long time ago now its time for REAL LIFE!
to MikeRobbie... says:
Doesn’t deserve such a great girl! Jen you are amazing and too sweet for that low life.
Also, “Kiiiiiiiiiickin it girls” you need to grow up! C*ke, M*lly and x will mess up your life bad.
to Robbie...Spocks left Nut says:
Loser Slunts of the highest order, missing the point of life.
to Spocks left Nut“Let’s see how wasted we can get, and how much c&m we can guzzle! Oh J, I won this weekend, but being a c&m dumpster gives me gas and mad indigestion. Can’t wait for tonight!” Slunts of the highest order.
.... says:
NICE TRY NESSA! YOU KNOW THAT YOU AND YOUR KiiiiiCKIN IT CREW ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DIRTY SL*TS! IF YOU GUYS WOULDNT GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE SLOPPY DRUNKEN MESSES IN PUBLIC PEOPLE WOULDNT HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT YOU GUYS! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SADDER GROUP OF HAS BEEN CHICKS IN ONE GROUP. NICE JOB ON RECRUTING ROBBIES GF TO THE WOLF PACK. SHE SEEMS AS DIRTY AND NASTY AS ALL OF YOU. ATLEAST SHE MILKED SOMEBODY FOR THOSE FAKE ASS BOOBIES… YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE TIPS FROM HER!
to ....haha says:
wow, that was harsh but very true! But robbie doesn’t deserve Jen anyway. And her boobs look cute, I think!
Kiiiiiickin it crew is KICKED! lol
to haha.... says:
THEY ARE CUTE I GUESS IF YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION MOST CRACK HEAD THIN ASIAN CHICKS DON’T HAVE BOOBS! NESSA MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR KiiiiiCKEN IT CREWS JEN AND JEN DIET INTO CONSIDERATION TOO…3 GS OF BLOW A DAY DOES THE BODY GOOD!! YOU COULD LOSE A FEW!
to ....IF ROBBIE IS SUCH A LOSER DOESN’T HE DESERVE A LOSER GF TOO? WHAT MAKE S THIS GIRLBETTER THAN HIM IF SHE IS HANGING WITH HIS KiiiCKEN IT GROUP OF GIRLS IN THE CLUBS THAT HE PROMOTES? SEEMS TO ME THEY FIT PERFECT!! RUMOR HAS IT SHE WORKS FOR THE STATE IN THE DRUG DEPARTMENT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT…SO WHO’S THE LOSER?
Jennifer says:
Wow I just read through all those comments..pathetic really. It’s really sad that you guys have nothing better to do then to find pics of people to blast on this website..and you really had to find them cause that pic of us is old. I’ve come to be good friends with J and she is a sweet girl. Why do you feel the need to judge her like that?! Is it to make yourself feel better bout yourself cause your jealous?! I think so! Do something more productive with your life please. And to pull Robbie into this, really?! He’s a sweet guy and treats me good.
P.S. I bought my own tits and they look damn good! I don’t need someone to take care of me, I do that on my own..take tips haters
Get over yourselves f’in LOSERS!
to Jennifer= ROBBIE = says:
LOL. THANKS FOR BRINGIN ME BACK UP AS A TOPIC ON THE DIRTY AGAIN. HI EVERYBODY!…. I’M BAAAAAAACK! THANKS FOR THE “LOVE” AGAIN LOL AND FOR ALSO BRINGIN’ MY GIRL INTO THIS. I APPRECIATE THE MATURITY THAT YOU ALL OWN UP TO BY GOING ON HERE AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT OTHERS. HAHA IT REALLY SHOWS YOUR TRUE CHARACTER…
SO I UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO GETTING AWAY FROM THIS DAMN SITE. AND I ALSO KNOW THAT I DONT NEED TO PROMOTE OUR NIGHTS ANYMORE ON HERE, BUT I’M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAYZ…
TUES – DIAMOND LOUNGE
THURS- BBs
SAT (FOR NOW)- CELLARS 1st & BLANCHARD
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT 4th.
to = ROBBIE =wtf says:
Shut up Robbie.You are ALMOST as pathetic..Actually more so. Leaching off your boys biz, and takin credit for it. you dont have real job, you dont pay rent, and you have sommany warrants i’m suprised you leave the house. At 20 whatever you are you’d think you’d want to do something with yerself. Maybe have some substance to yer life. And as soon as you can’t get yer girl VIP anymore you’re done anyway. quit doing ricks chores and get yer own life. cant believe yer dumb enough to chime in on this! dont defend these girls just cuz they’re as low life as you. you all need to find real jobs, get your own cars, own places to live and yer own lives! dont like 4 of you dumb girls live at momma horses house anyway? all yer parents must be proud!!
to wtfHAHA says:
YOU GO GIRL!! GOOD THING YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND NOW YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF ROBBIE! WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO OFFER YOU IF YOU ARE MS. INDEPENDENT? A MEAL FROM THE DOLLAR MENU? AND WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET BACK TOGETHER? THOUGHT I SAW HIM LAST WEEK STUCK IN A BOOTH WITH ANOTHER GIRL GRINDING ON HIS LAP! THAT’S RIGHT! THATS HOW THE KiiiiCKEN IT CREW GETS DOWN! SHARING IS CARING! DO YOU DO RIC TOO? OR JOSE? GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE NOODLE…NO SANE GIRL IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD ENVY WHAT YOU AND YOURE GIRLS HAVE GOING ON! YOU ARE SIMPLE HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE SEATTLE NIGHT LIFE! ITS ACTUALY FUNNY TO SEE YOU AND THE WOLF PACK WALK INTO PLACES! THE GUYS START TALKING AMONGST ONE ANOTHER ABOUT WHOS BANGING WHO AND NONE OF THE LADIES WANT TO STAND CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOU TO CATCH WHAT YOU ARE PUTTING OUT THERE! KEEP IT CLASSY LADIES FOR YOU THATS SPELT WITH A “K”
to HAHAAnonymous says:
If Jen’s father knew what his daughter was up to, he probably would wish the truck ran over his head and not his legs that poor bastard.
to AnonymousOLYA says:
dude are u F*CKING SERIOUS???!!!! say ur f*cking name!… that’s just beyond crossing the line. we don’t give a sh*t that u talk about us and we get it, u don’t like us.. but putting family or her dad into this??!!! that’s F*CKING LOW!!!!!!!! i can’t believe you, “anonymous”, can have the audacity to say this sh*t!!
to OLYAAnonymous says:
I feel bad that his daughter is such a loser and hope he never finds out about her antics.
to AnonymousOh Jen says:
No one is jealous of you or any of your kicked friends. And for your information, you man that treats you sooooooo well (lol) has screwed a lot of your so called friends! So get with it sweetie!
Also, please get of your high horse. People were actaually talking good about you and having your back and you just messed that up! Go ahead and be independent because once the state finds out about your extracurricular activities then you’ll end up right next to your boyfriend on the couch! Oh wait I mean his roomates couch because he doesn’t have the money to buy anything for himself! Which you should know, since you pay for everything! Yup, we are all SOOOO jealous of your “wonderful” relationship and life! haha
A little note, get new friends and dump the promoter!
to Oh JenAnonymous says:
Jen is delusional if she believes anyone is jealous of ANYTHING about her. Being a drunk is cool when your 18-21. Time to grow up little girl.
to Anonymous= ROBBIE = says:
LOL, SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YA… I DON’T HAVE ANY WARRANTS. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT…
to = ROBBIE =xoxox says:
robbie= no job, no license, no money, not a good promoter, mooch, selfish, dirty, scratches his balls alot, prob has some or many STDs… warrents, looking at jail time, not attractive, no future, isn’t he getting close to 30?….
jennifer Fine= club wh*re, VIP line stalker, had no friends before so she hooked up with Rics left overs and formed a dirty girl gang. works for the state but sounds like a slum rat when she talks, fake boobs, sure you bought them yourself, and OH YA! to the post up top… don’t know about Ric but she already did JOSE!!! how do you think she met Robbie? LOL!!!
to xoxoxconclusion is….THEY ARE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER….THEY ARE BOTH GOING NO WHERE! NICE JOB JEN, PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY FOOLED BY YOU BUT THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT A SLIME BAG YOU REALLY ARE!! good thing you oh so sweet BF has you to visit him behind bars soon!!
c'mon guys... says:
they dont
to c'mon guys...Jennifer says:
Hahaha! Keep on writing those hate messages anonymously, I hope it really makes you feel better about yourself
If you think that bothers me in any way, WRONG ANSWER! I think it’s quite entertaining and humorous that you guys really take the time to talk crap about other people that you don’t even really know..WOW. Anyways you guys have a great day 
to JenniferAnonymous says:
Your a loser with low self esteem everything bothers you.
to AnonymousJen, Jen, Jen... says:
If it didn’t bother you then you wouldn’t be writing people back on here and you wouldn’t be trying to defend your worthless boyfriend. I’m sure you know that he is using you by now! And fact of the matter is, we do know you, Robbie, J, Olya, Jose, Ric and the rest of your “friends”!
How about this, stop going out for a month and see who still calls you to hang out! And by hang out, I dont mean making fools of yourselves at clubs! I mean like, having a nice dinner or going bowling or to the movies. You’ll see who your friends are!
None of us are jealous that you are with Robbie. haha. It actually makes me laugh because you dont realize how much of a wh*re he was and still is! Oh and he likes to f*ck without a condom! He is only with you because you take care of everything for him! And if you honestly can’t take a step back and realize that then YOU are the one that is being dumb!
Oh and no matter what he tells you, He did have warrants and would rather spend the little money he makes promoting on drugs then his tickets. Which is why he doesn’t have a car, an apartment, or anything that he can claim. Have you noticed: he wears the same clothes all the time!
How about you come correct with your information before you come on thedirty.com talking about this and that!
Lastly, stop “kiiiiiiiiiicken it” because your face is starting to look weathered!
to Jen, Jen, Jen...rich says:
Every time i see this girl she has a new set of friends. That says a lot about her if no one wants to have anything to do with her but drunks and club rats.
to richAnonymous says:
This girl is ugly & a hoe… I’ve seen her in action at Vertigo!
to Anonymousfunny guy says:
regardless shes ugly bottom line
to funny guyI cant lie says:
I’d hit the noodle on the right tho. I’m just sayin…
to I cant lieI cant lie says:
PAUSE in the first picture… lmao
to I cant lieCowboy Trout says:
Isn’t the noodle dude in the second picture the guy pucker was/is f*cking?
to Cowboy TroutWrong says:
It’s nickel.
to WrongBAAAHHHA.... says:
I SAW THE NOODLE AND HER LOSER BF OUT THIS WEEKEND!! ALL I CAN SAY IS WOW! THEY SUCK!! THEY SERIOUSLEY THINK THAT THEY ARE THAT COOL! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES BEEN RIDEN HARD AND HE IS JUST A PLAIN D-BAG! PRETTY FUNNY TO SEE THEM IN ACTION AFTER READING ALL THESE COMMENTS. IF SHE WORKS FOR THE STATE SHOULDNT SHE BE DRUG TESTED? MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE THAT CALL!
to BAAAHHHA....J has..... says:
a very scary face!!! it gets worse the closer you get, those teeth are ginormous!
to J has.....LOL LOL says:
YAY! IT LOOKS LIKE HORSIE, NOODLE, AND RUSKYS, BFF MADE IT ON HERE WITH YA GIRLS!! YAY! GO TEAM!!
to LOL LOLWTF? says:
I saw them out this weekend too. Losers! Robbie is just a Hoe himself and is simply gross. Jen is so called independent? She might work for the state but she still lives with her mommy and daddy because she is supposed to be going to school so she says! But her mommy buys her everything and she blows her money on shopping and kickin it! She’s only friends with whoever her current boyfriends friends are at the time and they are always her new best friends! She is a total follower and will do anything anyone else is doing to fit in. She changes her top friends on myspace on a monthly basis! I think her last boyfriend was a promoter too and she’s been around the block a couple times since him! These chicks are nasty!
to WTF?Club Rat says:
This chick is ugly and walks around thinking she is all that. I watched her look bi*tchy and glare at other girls. I can’t stand girls like that. Newsflash: you’re not hot!!! Even with fake boobs. Should’ve saved the money for your face. Not trying to be mean, just honest.
She came to my club in Belltown last weekend and I hope she doesn’t come back.
to Club Rat