THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is the new crop of painted playboy mansion girls. It used to be my all time dream to go to the Playboy Mansion, but now I am starting to think they should just bulldoze the place. Hef is senile!!
Hef truly has lost it. I blame it on the lead content in Extenze.- nik
The Skipper says:
2nd from left is very hot
to The SkipperKC! says:
I agree, she is by far the hottest.
to KC!alex says:
yeah, I agree, but the one of the very right…C’MON!!
to alex!!!!!!!!! says:
They must of ran out of paint thanks to the huge shim on the right
to !!!!!!!!!20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
arent those the linebackers from the san diego chargers???
to 20K-MILLIONAIREjess says:
Since when is Hef into dudes like that tran on the left?! Being senile isn’t completely to blame..maybe he’s losing his vision too..lol
to jessCowboy Trout says:
Maybe, but I think after Kendra, anything looks good to him now.
to Cowboy Troutalex says:
What?!!? You don’t find girls with Alien heads and weird little mouths hot? And that laugh? You are CRAZY!
to alexCowboy Trout says:
Kendra definitely needs a head transplant and that laugh would make my d*ck shrivel up. Rockin’ body, though.
to Cowboy Troutphileblunt says:
Hell with it,I’ll tap all their asses.
to philebluntHmm says:
Look at the one on the left…it looks like her head is floating on her body. Her dome looks way to big for her body.
to HmmPIIHB says:
I’ll have to fill up all holes in #2.
to PIIHBlilvoices says:
obviously there is no weight limit…whale on the end
to lilvoicesjusROLLN says:
the one of the left seems cold; looks like her left nip is definitely erect!
to jusROLLNOne Girl's Opinion says:
They’re not that bad. The two on the right have got to go!
to One Girl's Opinion=) says:
ha…i know the girl with the leg tatt….shes a prostitute and proud of it…too bad she has a lil girl…looks like mama needs to try to be more of a parent than a sk*nk!
to =)big n thick says:
i’d come all over their faces.
to big n thickOMG says:
THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE WITH THE TAT ON HER LEG IS A HUGGGGGGGGGEEE SL*T, SHE SLEEP WITH HER BEST FRIENDS MAN, WHAT A BIG VEGAS WH*RE, SHE NEEDS TO BE A BETTER ROLE MODEL FOR HER LIL DAUGHTER
to OMGPipe Dreams says:
C*m sl*ts
to Pipe DreamsMaster Noodle says:
The mansion needs crotch checkers to keep the shims out…. WTF?
to Master NoodleFrom 85003 says:
The one on the left with the big head gives good BJs
to From 85003Anonymous says:
thanks 4 the comments… its very amusing to know what soulless losers do during normal weekday hours when educated people work!! I def Know now the one on the left should have agreed to do a mag about beautiful independent women in California.. She’d probably make millions off of all ur uneducated disappointed assess!! If people have this much time on their hands to browse websites then online elementary classes are def. a must …and FYI if you know anything about electronic uploads these pics were electronically scanned, in which made the pixels digitally increase to ensure appropriate lighting, which made the tones of the pixels blurry!!!!!!!!!! LOL.. did that confuse U, with nicknames as 85003 and HMM it most likely did!! Sooo KEEP on with the comments, as we are all much more entertained on the way you speak than the way these females look!!!!
to AnonymousDUH says:
they werent hired by PLAYBOY… just the company paying to throw the party there… obviously. the ones HIRED by playboy are actually hot
to DUHlol says:
only the classiest of women get paid to walk around nude with paint on their tits and ass.
to lolBryan C**mp says:
I paint women for a living and there is an art to it. not sure why painted women make you think Hef has gone senile. They promote the arts and use the female for to express art and be a little fun at the same time.
to Bryan C**mp