**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
Posted in Alien 2, RichieRexic, San Antonio, St. Louis, The Dirty | July 7th, 2009
**I am just curious as to where this love affair is at?- nik
Spur’s Fan Email: Two-Face (that’s my new name for you RR. Because not only are you are a pathetic snitch, but you have two different faces. One is after you spend five hours painting your face on and putting on some shades, the other is this awful display everyone sees above. Sadly, they are both horribly disgusting):
Even though you sicken me, I’m going to give you some free advice: If you are going to take some pictures in front of a mirror, you need to pick a better angle. I’m thinking it would be best if you stand further away from the mirror (like about 5 miles away). Or if you are going to try to wear something sexy, might I suggest a body bag? You can cut two holes in it for your eyes. Just be sure to angle one the holes properly, so that creep eye of yours can see. That might work. Or what you could do is hop on that “private plane” you have and take your sister back to Endor, or wherever the f*ck EWOKS are from (seriously, take a look at Two-Face’s sister for more than 10 seconds, and tell me that dried up toilet sk*nk doesn’t look like an EWOK). You might feel more welcome there. Hell, it’s another planet, they might be used to seeing freaks like you. Now go ahead Two-Face, get your team of rodents to gang up on me. Also, feel free to pick as many different names that you want or need. Just be sure to pop some pills before doing so.
Yours truly,
SPURS FAN
P.S. I have to say, once again, that just because you and EWOK were both born on third base, doesn’t mean you two b*tches hit a triple. Have a nice day.
This is what happens when true love fails between comment warriors.- nik
Rip Torn says:
haha f *ckin hilarious Spur fan rules
to Rip TornSnowed White and the Snorten Dwarves says:
What a brill thread this is. Reminds me of the screaming that could be heard in the girls bathroom at the junior high school.
to Snowed White and the Snorten DwarvesHAHA says:
Welcome to thedirty!!
to HAHALay off the Adderall says:
and you may be able to move your facial muscles again.
Spurs, thanks for addressing this unfortunate mess.
to Lay off the Adderallbrains says:
RR is like the poopstain in my undies that wont go away no matter how many times I wash them.
to brainsCowboy Trout says:
This is absoloutely the best analogy I’ve ever seen on here.
to Cowboy TroutMeee says:
Ugly face. Ugly body. Ugly outfit. The end.
to MeeeCowboy Trout says:
I wish it was that easy.
to Cowboy Troutlolajolie says:
damn that outfit is the granny panty of lingerie
to lolajolielol says:
she looks like a gay grandpa
to lol666 says:
For the love of CHRIST! A few comments here and there is cool, but this is just pathetic! RR, SF and any other moron that has more than 5 comments on this page…GET A FREAKIN LIFE ALREADY!!!
to 666STL_SKINny says:
RR, wow really? ok i have been gone for awhile and you lose complete sense of style. Why did you have to raid my grandmothers charity donation? SERIOUSLY…. And wow fat @ss lay off the cheese burgers you can see them staking up on your thighs
to STL_SKINnyhahaha says:
If anyone thinks this chick is sexy, they are borderline retard!!! This b*tch is nasty………I wanna call on He-Man to fight this skeletor!!!
to hahaha20k millionaire says:
i sucked my own greg today
to 20k millionairekeep it moist
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to HAHAQueen Bee says:
Actually there were maybe 40 comments today, the others were from April/May…not sure why he thought it should be posted again? Hmmm…..
to Queen BeeGiggity Giggity says:
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