Twilight Forgy

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | July 5th, 2009

should he attend the tool academy

should he attend the tool academy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright this guys name is Mike he is 21 and by far the biggest tool you could ever meet in your life i really do not know what else to say just look at him and you can notice the tilted bent brim affliction or whatever brand hat that is that only tools and losers like that wear. the fake tan that only homos get. i mean if you a guy the only acceptable tan is a natural tan nothing like he does. and of course the ridiculous grin that makes him look even more like a douchebag.

Douchetard clothing aside, he is still Forgy because he has a thing for Edward Cullen (notice the nightstand).- nik




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