THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright this guys name is Mike he is 21 and by far the biggest tool you could ever meet in your life i really do not know what else to say just look at him and you can notice the tilted bent brim affliction or whatever brand hat that is that only tools and losers like that wear. the fake tan that only homos get. i mean if you a guy the only acceptable tan is a natural tan nothing like he does. and of course the ridiculous grin that makes him look even more like a douchebag.
Douchetard clothing aside, he is still Forgy because he has a thing for Edward Cullen (notice the nightstand).- nik
Peach says:
Don’t hate on the Twilight series ;] Edward should be every mans role model. This guys a tool and a half though..
to Peachwtf? says:
whats up with the dirty?? why is it reposting old news.
to wtf?yeah he rides the short bus says:
vanilla ice is making a come back
to yeah he rides the short bussome1 post a picture of his gf krystal timm
she looks like a horse
chicago=for the gays
yeah... says:
I thought he was dating amber? Krystals bestfriend?
to yeah...books says:
nik,i didn’t know,you know how to read?????
to books? says:
wheres this guy frommmmm?
to ?people these days says:
sooner or later, who ever posted this pic…….u will be on here too, carma is a B*tch
mike is a cool guy, people r just hatten for no reason
to people these days[Gambit] Diebold says:
at least the n*gga can read
to [Gambit] Dieboldat least says:
you can spell ,people these days Karma*. retard.
to at leastMmmm says:
who can get me his numberrrr?!?
to MmmmYour bestfriend says:
Your a f*g
to Your bestfriendYour bestfriend says:
hahahah this kid is a tool! he drives a P.O.S car and Bike that he painted himself, He lives with grandparents because his mom is addicted to drugs and she has no money to support him… His dads new wife doesnt want Him living at the house or near it so his dad hands him 20′s so he can stay away from the house… lol..
to Your bestfriendI agree says:
That comment was pretty low. You’re criticizing him for things he cannot help. The fact that you are doing that makes you the real scum bag in this equation.
to I agreeABBNo says:
Seriously, that’s sad. Nothing to laugh about a-hole!
to ABBNoAnonymous says:
At least he has a car and can drive. I’m sure there are loads of Dirty fans out there commenting on people like him who have no car or license. And, is it his fault his mom is on drugs? If this is even true.
to AnonymousYour Old bestfriend says:
hahahah this kid is a tool! he drives a P.O.S car and Bike that he painted himself, He lives with grandparents because his mom is addicted to drugs and she has no money to support him… His dads new wife doesnt want Him living at the house or near it so his dad hands him 20′s so he can stay away from the house….
to Your Old bestfriendMike S is A LOSER!!!!! says:
your obviously a fan of this tool… MIKE IS A LOSER!! THIS KID NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS KICKED SOON! AMBER IS CHEATING ON YOU!!! HOW DO I KNOW? cause ive been inside here… shes so good in the sac… lol FYI dont use number 8 tanning bed in bloomingdale muahahahaha
to Mike S is A LOSER!!!!!Nobody You Know says:
Whoever made this comment is a LOSER. Are you bragging about screwing some other guys girlfriend? Oh wow like that makes you so much of a man or something. PUH-LEEZ. Youre the one who needs to get his @ss beat PUNK.
to Nobody You KnowMike S is A LOSER!!!!! says:
her*
to Mike S is A LOSER!!!!!Krystal says:
OH and i look more like a bunny or a beaver i have BIG teeth nota big face but im PERFECTLY okay with it cause their cute hahaha
to KrystalJimmy says:
Yeah Mike your karma caught up to you, more to come
to JimmyMarTina says:
omg this fool needs to be signed up for tool academy 2 ASAP! what a tan lesbian wannabe……..whats up with the oompa loompa shade of his skin????kthanxbai
to MarTinaWOW says:
This kid cheats on his gf amber so many times… I dont understand why she takes him back each time… He says hes working on his bike when he really is out fooling around .. amber ur dumb ,.. mike your a tool ..
to WOWboom boom pow says:
I know this dude. He aint fool, He hangs out with dorks and has a small penis
to boom boom powDAMN!!! says:
I heard this kid is hung like a horse,,, and use to be a real big sl*t
to DAMN!!!Z says:
he’s hot.
to ZOMG says:
This kid is hot I want his number now!
to OMGFreddy says:
TOOL FOR LIFE! GET A CLUE NO ONE LIKES U! ..
oh and i banged AMBER TOO
to FreddyREAL FREDDY says:
lmao the dirty…. grow up
to REAL FREDDYDAYNA M says:
I HAVE STDS AND AM JEALOUS OF EVERYONE!
to DAYNA Mmy mom does drugs and I have no home.
its funny says:
its funny how the real freddy commented minutes after dayna m commeted.. we all know this is mike and amber talkin on this crap .. .. this post is so old and mike u keep running back trying to post fake names and write positive comments about yourself to make yourself look cool.. ur DONE! get a life .. .
and where does dayna M come into play in this convo ? lol .. amber get a life.. lol ..
to its funnyits funny says:
ur DONE! get a life
to its funnyWOW says:
MIke S is for the gays
to WOWAnonymous says:
mike is cool stfu people! i know him and he does work on his bike all the time retards. Amber is awesome!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Amber is a hoe end of story and mike is just as bad. They both make a creap STD couple!
to AnonymousDONE says:
amber is a hoe and mike is just as bad. they make a great STD couple
to DONENick says:
The Sturgmister…. LOL THIS KID IS THE DIRTIEST KID ON THE STREETS. ITS TRUE HE DOES LIVE WITH HIS GRANDPARENTS AND MOOCHES EVERY DIME THEY HAVE SO HE CAN PUT GAS IN HIS BIKE AND HANG OUT WITH BIGGER TOOLS THEN WHAT HE IS AT STREETS OF WOODFIELD. GET A LIFE AND A CAR AND STOP PRETENDING YOU HAVE MONEY WHEN YOUR A BROKE NIG
to Nicklol says:
MIKES car and a bike lol people are retards these days….its called a hobbie and most guys that have a life and a real job like mike, this is what he does for fun……since was it so bad to work on things u like, so why is it bad to have a car or bike. What do u expect for someone that is 20……..im sure people that leave these coments have nothing else to do in there lives, except to pick on someone that didnt even do anything to them, YO GETN A F*$KN LIFE PEOPLE. Plus imsure people who left the comments on here probably have had SEX with more then 10 people through out there lives…….
to lolNick says:
We all know this is mike talkin about himeself, You never use complete sentences nor do you ever spell anything correctly. I should know you texts me all the time. Mike do us all a favor and just DIE!!!! YOU DONT HAVE A JOB AND YOU LIVE OFF YOUR DAD AND GRANDPARENTS… cant believe i can live off of 40 dollars a week!
to Nickjoey says:
Mikey is a hick
to joeyjojo says:
sooo true
to jojonora says:
one pump chump
to norayo mike says:
i cant believe people spend time on here, they obviously dont have a life and they leave comments on here to make themselfs feel better…..i think if anyone that left a comment on here sayn sh*t need some help cause they obviously dont know anything about you and also i think people that say sh*t should be posted on here cuz they cant show there faces or NAMES and see how they would like getting made fun of……but you know that wont happen, so if you are reading this and had bad sh*t to say about mike, all i gotta say is UR A F%*CN loser for reading this and you have nothing better else to do with your life lol
to yo mikeasda says:
yo mike and amber are the sh*t im ambers cousin and ik you f&$king pathetic f*gs havent touched her soo you guyz the real tools who gtta lie bout gettin some from my cuzin go f**k yerselves and get a life instead of rippin on mike fer havin a bike and a car liek wtf? and saying sh*t about his family str8 up a$$ holes f***king tools hope you and yer whole family dies slowly and painfully tonight
to asdanikki aka prettylilpistol says:
he may look like a complete tool, but hes actually really nice. i went to school with him since middle school, hes ALWAYS been a nice guy.
to nikki aka prettylilpistolAnonymous says:
Nik what does that say about you that you not only spot the Twilight books but that you know the name “Edward Cullen”???? You are GAY!!!!!!!!!
to AnonymousMohawkk says:
How can you tell a real tan from a tanning bed tan? Just sayin…
to Mohawkkhahaha says:
is that chi chi from daisy of love?
to hahahaLMAO says:
im so happy this thread is back !!!!!!!!!!!
I BANGED AMBER.. then she went back to him .. HA
to LMAOkrystal says:
…well that should tell ya something!!!l0l
to krystalD Rok says:
see…this is why tools like this think its okay to dress and act the way they do. They get their photos up on websites and get all their friends to post and try to convince us that underneath all his douchebaggery and toolness, there’s a knight in shining armor…you just have to be a tool and bro hoe to see it…sorry guys, im judging this book by the cover and I am ruling that this guy is a tool, through and through.
to D Rokwellllllllll says:
i think he’s fkn sexy.
to wellllllllllchitownsundevil says:
Halloween came early this year in the projects.
to chitownsundevilis that says:
miks st*rg*n ?! wow this kid is a low life …
to is thatDj Flex says:
cool kid dont get the point of this post, but then again im sure it makes mike happy to know others are jealous
to Dj Flexgreg says:
Mike S we know u posted this about yourself…
to greggreg says:
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to gregKrystal says:
Amber i love your bender ball!!!haha
to Krystal