
THE DIRTY ARMY: PROVIDENCE, R.I., (UPI) — Rhode Island police looking for a 16-year-old runaway say they were shocked to discover no laws barring underage girls from performing at strip clubs.
With no state laws or Providence city ordinances specifically barring minors from such activities, police say they couldn’t stop minors from stripping for money even if they witnessed such a performance in person, the Providence (R.I.) Journal reported Tuesday.
“I’ve been doing this a long time,” said youth services Sgt. Carl Weston, “and I can’t find anything that says it’s illegal for a 16-year-old or a 17-year-old to take her top off and dance.”
The discovery of the situation has sparked worries that teenage strippers could easily move from dancing into prostitution, which is also currently legal in the state. Venues with city liquor licenses are required to keep the teenagers from drinking, but not off the stage, the Journal reported.
“You can’t serve alcohol if you’re under 18,” Weston told the newspaper, “but you can be the target of a man’s groping hands at age 16.”
Why don’t we just ship all the child molesters to Rhode Island and start our own little Australia?- nik



Tony says:
Wow weres these clubs
to Tonymonkeyboy says:
Nik, you watch Fox News? that is the only network that was covering these liberals and their policies!!
to monkeyboysh*tstain says:
Tony, you are not a well educated man. Nik, did you book your flight yet?
to sh*tstainbill nye says:
im on my way
to bill nyeJohnny Ultralove says:
Providence strip clubs are wild. RI is dirty.
to Johnny Ultralove10&2 says:
Being from Boston we all knew where to go to get real “dirty”- there are a few clubs that have 50+ vertical tacos per night- and full nude with alcohol……nothing like seeing a balloon knot in your face from a young hottie for 1$
to 10&2dirty invades RI says:
I can see it now!
to dirty invades RIwow says:
im moving to ri…fresh meat
to wowDave says:
I can no longer say that the 909 is the dirtiest place ever.
to DaveBig Drew says:
Good journalism. Australia was a penal colony that the British dumped all there garbage.
to Big DrewKiwi says:
aye thats true,
to Kiwiand they give us new zealanders a bad name…bloody aussies
Tyler Durden says:
I live in RI. And while the underage thing is not my style, I do have to say that the strippers here are awesome!!! I hear about 6ft rules, or no touching the dancers in some states and I laugh. Doubt Nik would like it around here though, no f*g bars
to Tyler DurdenNew England Forever says:
its sad times in RI. After the CL Killer they removed the last law that allowed prostitution indoors… bad times for a victimless crime!
to New England Forevertigertiger says:
It`s 17 in FL I know a few clubs that got busted with 15-16 yo`s
to tigertiger20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
i make it rain on them ho’s
to 20K-MILLIONAIREAnonymous says:
Poor Americans,
to AnonymousIn Canada full vag is a must.
Rhody says:
prostitution is also legal if it’s done indoors and not in “plain sight”
to RhodyThe Barebacker says:
I gotta go to RI!!! And Florida..loves me some 15yo stripper poonanny
–Gotta go rub one out
to The BarebackerPIIHB says:
There is going to be a Dirty Army convoy of guys moving to RI this weekend!
to PIIHBDTM says:
So technically, if you set up a Dirty Rhode Island, it would be double entendre and you could also show teenage strippers without lame a** pink hearts
to DTM100% Class says:
Who knew Rhode Island was so dirty? Teenage strippers, legal prostitution… Throw in a series of casinos and they could rival Vegas in the east.
to 100% Class10&2 says:
Casinos right next door in Conn. (Foxwoods, Mo sun, etc…) Traveling south of Mass always resulted in fun times…may have to revisit soon.
to 10&2massachusetts man says:
providence is like stolkholm west. drugs prostitution the norm.
to massachusetts manLordOfTheAnalRings says:
Never liked the New England states, although I’m rethinking it now. Guess its time to take a road trip!!! I’ll make sure and stop at the bank and get a couple of grand in singles!!!
>;^)
to LordOfTheAnalRingsTyler Durden says:
Hey, Don’t forget the Medical Grass is now legal and potent as s**t. Stock up on your Cheese Doodles and Spongebob DVD’s if you’re coming to visit.
to Tyler DurdenJon King says:
I love the right wing dingos taking shots at New England, liberals, or anything for that matter. The redder the state the more likely you have banged your relatives.
to Jon KingCambodian Guy says:
RI is awesome! Wish it was like that here in Cali! I wanna take a trip to RI and look at some HS titties. I miss those fresh titties I use to see in HS.
to Cambodian GuyTeenage Man Whore says:
I just graduated HS a year ago, i miss the tits the most. Now that i’m 18, can’t motorboat them HS girls, damn CA! gonna go to RI to get me some T I T I E S
to Teenage Man Whore