Stripping Legal For Jailbait In RI


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THE DIRTY ARMY: PROVIDENCE, R.I., (UPI) — Rhode Island police looking for a 16-year-old runaway say they were shocked to discover no laws barring underage girls from performing at strip clubs.

With no state laws or Providence city ordinances specifically barring minors from such activities, police say they couldn’t stop minors from stripping for money even if they witnessed such a performance in person, the Providence (R.I.) Journal reported Tuesday.

“I’ve been doing this a long time,” said youth services Sgt. Carl Weston, “and I can’t find anything that says it’s illegal for a 16-year-old or a 17-year-old to take her top off and dance.”

The discovery of the situation has sparked worries that teenage strippers could easily move from dancing into prostitution, which is also currently legal in the state. Venues with city liquor licenses are required to keep the teenagers from drinking, but not off the stage, the Journal reported.

“You can’t serve alcohol if you’re under 18,” Weston told the newspaper, “but you can be the target of a man’s groping hands at age 16.”

Why don’t we just ship all the child molesters to Rhode Island and start our own little Australia?- nik


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  1. July 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Tony says:

    Wow weres these clubs

    Reply to Tony
    • July 21, 2009 at 6:00 pm

      monkeyboy says:

      Nik, you watch Fox News? that is the only network that was covering these liberals and their policies!!

      Reply to monkeyboy
  2. July 21, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    sh*tstain says:

    Tony, you are not a well educated man. Nik, did you book your flight yet?

    Reply to sh*tstain
  3. July 21, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    bill nye says:

    im on my way

    Reply to bill nye
  4. July 21, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    Johnny Ultralove says:

    Providence strip clubs are wild. RI is dirty.

    Reply to Johnny Ultralove
    • July 21, 2009 at 7:37 pm

      10&2 says:

      Being from Boston we all knew where to go to get real “dirty”- there are a few clubs that have 50+ vertical tacos per night- and full nude with alcohol……nothing like seeing a balloon knot in your face from a young hottie for 1$

      Reply to 10&2
  5. July 21, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    dirty invades RI says:

    I can see it now!

    Reply to dirty invades RI
  6. July 21, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    wow says:

    im moving to ri…fresh meat

    Reply to wow
  7. July 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Dave says:

    I can no longer say that the 909 is the dirtiest place ever.

    Reply to Dave
  8. July 21, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Big Drew says:

    Good journalism. Australia was a penal colony that the British dumped all there garbage.

    Reply to Big Drew
  9. July 21, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    Tyler Durden says:

    I live in RI. And while the underage thing is not my style, I do have to say that the strippers here are awesome!!! I hear about 6ft rules, or no touching the dancers in some states and I laugh. Doubt Nik would like it around here though, no f*g bars

    Reply to Tyler Durden
  10. July 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    New England Forever says:

    its sad times in RI. After the CL Killer they removed the last law that allowed prostitution indoors… bad times for a victimless crime!

    Reply to New England Forever
  11. July 21, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    tigertiger says:

    It`s 17 in FL I know a few clubs that got busted with 15-16 yo`s

    Reply to tigertiger
  12. July 22, 2009 at 4:37 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    i make it rain on them ho’s

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  13. July 22, 2009 at 5:57 am

    Anonymous says:

    Poor Americans,
    In Canada full vag is a must.

    Reply to Anonymous
  14. July 22, 2009 at 7:11 am

    Rhody says:

    prostitution is also legal if it’s done indoors and not in “plain sight”

    Reply to Rhody
  15. July 22, 2009 at 7:38 am

    The Barebacker says:

    I gotta go to RI!!! And Florida..loves me some 15yo stripper poonanny

    –Gotta go rub one out

    Reply to The Barebacker
  16. July 22, 2009 at 8:58 am

    PIIHB says:

    There is going to be a Dirty Army convoy of guys moving to RI this weekend!

    Reply to PIIHB
  17. July 22, 2009 at 9:26 am

    DTM says:

    So technically, if you set up a Dirty Rhode Island, it would be double entendre and you could also show teenage strippers without lame a** pink hearts

    Reply to DTM
  18. July 22, 2009 at 9:38 am

    100% Class says:

    Who knew Rhode Island was so dirty? Teenage strippers, legal prostitution… Throw in a series of casinos and they could rival Vegas in the east.

    Reply to 100% Class
    • July 23, 2009 at 9:24 am

      10&2 says:

      Casinos right next door in Conn. (Foxwoods, Mo sun, etc…) Traveling south of Mass always resulted in fun times…may have to revisit soon.

      Reply to 10&2
  19. July 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    massachusetts man says:

    providence is like stolkholm west. drugs prostitution the norm.

    Reply to massachusetts man
  20. July 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    LordOfTheAnalRings says:

    Never liked the New England states, although I’m rethinking it now. Guess its time to take a road trip!!! I’ll make sure and stop at the bank and get a couple of grand in singles!!!

    >;^)

    Reply to LordOfTheAnalRings
  21. July 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Tyler Durden says:

    Hey, Don’t forget the Medical Grass is now legal and potent as s**t. Stock up on your Cheese Doodles and Spongebob DVD’s if you’re coming to visit.

    Reply to Tyler Durden
  22. July 24, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Jon King says:

    I love the right wing dingos taking shots at New England, liberals, or anything for that matter. The redder the state the more likely you have banged your relatives.

    Reply to Jon King
  23. May 4, 2010 at 2:30 am

    Cambodian Guy says:

    RI is awesome! Wish it was like that here in Cali! I wanna take a trip to RI and look at some HS titties. I miss those fresh titties I use to see in HS.

    Reply to Cambodian Guy
  24. May 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Teenage Man Whore says:

    I just graduated HS a year ago, i miss the tits the most. Now that i’m 18, can’t motorboat them HS girls, damn CA! gonna go to RI to get me some T I T I E S

    Reply to Teenage Man Whore

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