The Beach Is That Way
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was on the beach in SD on the 4th and what do you know, P Nazi was there. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw him it really was like seeing a celebrity in person. People were pointing and whispering “It’s Him, that’s the P-Nazi.” He was pretty big up top but his calves were teeny tiny. So he and his buddies started throwing the football near the shore back and forth. P was trying to act so cool, but he literally had the coordination of an 8 year old girl. One of his poser buddies told P to go long so he started a sprint down the beach. His friend lofted the ball up and P must have lost it in the sun or something. He kept running but wasn’t paying attention to anything in front of him. He totally went full speed into some old guy in a lawn chair on the beach! The guy was so mad he turned red and was like kicking sand around getting in P’s face. Of course P Nazi backed down and went crawling back to his buddies with his P Nazi tail between his legs. The guy took their ball and refused to give it back haha.
P-Nazi kind of reminds me of Terrell Owens… they both think they are gods in their own heads.- nik
I saw pnazi on the boardwalk. He was roller skating in just spandex shorts with his arms criss crossed behinnd his back. Even in cali, people were staring and laughing. Out of nowhere, some guy on a unicycle collided with pnazi and he fell over. Everyone started chanting “pnazi.Pnazi!” Little did he know, one of his testicles had popped out and was now getting a tan.
P is Asian. This pictures proves it.
How can people from AZ be that pale?
It looks like a Costco bulk 4 pack of Douchebags!
aHHHHHHHHHH ZONIES GET THEM OUTA HEREE
I saw it differently. I saw P go for a long bomb, layout long and dive and catch the ball all while retaining his super queer Coach visor on his gigantic noggin. A little bit of sand kicked up on that dudes foot and he made a big stink. P tried to calm the situation down, but the man started to get physical. His friends also encircled P. P offered to buy the men drinks, claiming he could get free bottles, even at the beach.
The men attacked P from all angles, and he tossed them around like little chinamen in a Jackie Chan movie. P grabbed the football and turned to the wrything men on the sand and said, “Touchdown, gentlemen.” He turned to walk away and three girls ran to his side and started rubbing his penis. I know, good day right? All in a day in the life of PNazi.
Dude, you’ve been fantasizing about that happening since you were 5 or so, haven’t you.
I hear there is a small country off the coast of S. Africa where they worship P Nazi as an idol. The call him “man with tiny calves who like mirror.” The tribe stretch out their lips and ears in honor of the stretch marks on P’s nuts from when he thought he could work them out and attached a 40 lb. dumbbell to his scrotum. I heard he once was changing his socks and scratching his tiny raisins at the same time.
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Thanks awe!lol
Okay so I have to reply to this. For the past few months I have been noticing this guy at LA Fitness McCormick Ranch. He had the look of P-Nazi but I wasn’t quite sure.
He comes in to the gym to run or lift wearing a hoodie and carrying a water bottle. I thought it may be him but the clincher was that he drove up to the gym in a black CTS-V. I had never seen the guy show up to the gym and once I saw the car I knew it was the real deal. The car info I am pulling from others who posted on this site, if I’m wrong then say so. To add the caddy has stock wheels.
Its not a V
it is him, although his caddy is not a v series it is just the regular CTS with stock wheels, probably got 13 months left on the lease. He has to wear the hoodie otherwise he is stared at the entire time. Its wierd. Once he was doing curls and some fat chick was looking at him. He dropped the 50 lb dumbell on his toe on acccident and ran off into the bathroom screamin bloody murder. Someone told me he is trying to sue LA Fitness because they wont provide a security guard for him when he works out.
P Nazi actually was going to get the V. Apparently he was at the dealership and was begging his Dad to get him the CTS-V. His dad refused stating that he wasn’t going to plop down another 15k for his ungrateful son. P started pouting, folded his arms, stomped his feet, and even did the thing where he said he was going to hold his breath until he got what he wanted. Well he held his breath for so long he passed out. When he woke up his dad had already signed the lease papers. P was pleasantly surprised when his dad told him about the awesome rims he got for him. However, P didn’t know that he had to give them back in 4 weeks. It now has stock rims.
I heard PNazi is Bisexual. I’ve seen him around town hanging with a bunch of flagrant homos. They touch him and grab his muscles and stuff. Its super gay.
you are all degenerates. Gomez has the agility and dexterity of a cheetah. He trains german gsg9 in the dead of winter for fun. We were at this chill party in Tucson a few years back and these girls came running up screaming about a 7 foot rattle snake at the front door. He said verbatim ” ladies, relax. Have some of this sangria I made, please don’t touch my hair. anyway, I’ll be right back” it wasn’t two minutes later he came back with snake skin boots, and had all 5 girls massaging his enormous pectorals.
thats was too f**-n funny! I think its time p goes back to T-town to get in touch with his roots and family.
Pleasing you should think of someitnhg like that