THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am stoked you said yes to this chick. I am in love with her and have been for over a year. She is by far the hottest chick in Florida.
Having second thoughts… she looks way better upside down. I didn’t know how jowl-ly she was standing up?- nik
Johnny Unitas says:
ummmm…she is not close to the hottest chick in Florida. Doesnt make the top 1000 in Miami during the season. (model season)
to Johnny Unitaswhat?? says:
Not arguing that she doesn’t look good here, but I want to see a real picture. And one of her pre-surgery. She looks like one of those “I was the fat ugly teen, and now I’ve had 500,000 dollars in surgery and want to prove to those bully’s in highschool how hot I am now” kinda chicks you see on Mauri
to what??Anonymous says:
your wrong kook.you know squat about s fla
to AnonymousJohnny Unitas says:
do tell “kook”! Tell me all about it. How she is the most beautiful gal Florida has EVER seen. She is most likely the second best looking girl in any random restaurant. Bank on it. and if you know so much about South FLA, then wtf are you on?
to Johnny UnitasOMG says:
shes cute but id like to see her without photoshop…….
to OMGWhat? says:
She is a 10 if you can not see that then your gay or something is wrong with you.
to What?ballbag says:
Wow, she is a true 10
to ballbagtrue says:
absolutely true…knockout
to trueTownfrown says:
yeah she is totally hot, I gotta admit it, usually im very picky, but she is seriously hot. Even her little up nose is cute, and Im more of an angelina jolie person myself.
She looks like she would marry a plastic surgeon and pop out 3 boys, and play tennis with the other rich young wives in her gated community, thats how i see her life playing out.
Sure she will get old, but her husband will actually not divorce her because she will have great work done and gives good head, and when she is 45 she will be screwing the 26 year old tennis instructor…
she will travel quite a bit to europe, her and the husband will own a timeshare in tuscany that they visit every May. She also considered adopting a chinese kid, but she didnt want to put too much work on her nanny Shaynisha. One of her sons will be gay, because she took him shopping to Saks way too often. She will become an alcoholic by the time she is 55, a bottle of wine a night, she will eventually get breast cancer and will have to get them lopped off. She eventually dies at 83, and her estate sale is one of the best that year, tons of vintage ed hardy.
to Townfrown10????? says:
Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
to 10?????nena says:
10??? thank you she looks like a 10 year old boy with boobs! She has no body what r u guys looking at she is not hot my 13 niece has a better body than her.
to nenahmmm... says:
I’d like to see what you look like, nena!
to hmmm...ur fat says:
Ur just jealous, fatty. This girl is a 10!!!!!!!!!!!
to ur fatYO says:
Surprised Nik didnt make some gay noodle remark or something. This chick is smoking hot!
to YOno she isn't says:
she is a true 6.78974234
photoshop is for liars.
to no she isn'tAnonymous says:
get a life kook
to AnonymousRandom says:
Way to be original, dickhead.
to Randomdirtystylez says:
Ur a fu*kin loser that you need the gay Iranian Nik Ritchie the Internets loser blogger to ok your taste… lol she wont fu*kin date you anyways.. hahaha
to dirtystylezdirtystylez says:
ur a homo that u need gay nik ritchie the internet loser blogger to ok the girl you like
to dirtystylezItWontSukItSelf says:
she doesnt look like the other one at all. their both hot but not the same girl
to ItWontSukItSelfdirtystylez says:
right, i was also just gonna say that pic looks photochopped
to dirtystylezWestside says:
Hey Nik, you know how I know you’re gay…?
to WestsideEd says:
you took turns sucking off burrito?
to EdBIG D says:
You sucked his dick?
to BIG DAnonymous says:
she’s def. hot.
to AnonymousBupster says:
What ever nik, You know you would want to talk to her if you saw her. I’d bang tha ish outta that nice cooch…….
to BupsterMax says:
Photoshop works wonders. Checked this girl’s video out on Maxim’s website. There’s a reason the camera guy rarely gets her face in the shot. Trust me.
to MaxMHMMM says:
YEP. I saw the same. She is FUG on the video.
to MHMMMIRideLikeAGirl says:
she is thin like a bird, but super cute.
to IRideLikeAGirlummmm says:
Amazing!!!!!!!!!!
to ummmmLefty Liberal says:
Might want to check the Maxim website on this one. Kentucky Derby Candidate!!
to Lefty LiberalUltrasonic says:
Not after watching her video. Girl has some seriously deep nasal labial folds. (Lines around the mouth).
to UltrasonicjErk says:
think my heart just skipped a beat
to jErkwarfreak says:
r u kidding? i would kill to have a body like hers! jealous
to warfreakAnonymous says:
look at that gross vein on her arm. it looks bubbly. siiiiick
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
hey look at me i want to be like nik even tho i can only gey laid by hookers
to AnonymousThe Skriller says:
Perhaps you should stop stalking her, stalker. I’ve been in love with her for over a year….you forgot to mention she has no idea who you are you creeper.
to The Skrillersnottsdale student says:
we got a pic of her on her back, standing up, now we just need one of her bending over for the final judgement
to snottsdale studentIan says:
HAHAHA I was right!
to IanSoWhat says:
Who cares what one guy thinks about some chick.
to SoWhatfart sniffer says:
Hot, but not the hottest in Miami, no way
to fart snifferanonymous says:
what’s this chick’s name
to anonymousew says:
TOLD YOU IT WAS JUST A FAVORABLE CAMERA ANGLE… AND LOOK, SHE IS STANDING UP AND THE BOOB IS ********STILLL**************** IN HER ARM PITT!!!!!!!!
to ewlmao says:
niks a raging 40 year old homo, still living with his mother in the basement.. let me guess mommy still cuts the crust off the bread for you haha.. this dudes such a looser
to lmaoEl Jefe says:
LOSER IS WITH 1 ‘O’ DOUCHE
to El JefeBung Hole says:
I figured Nik would flip eventually. Nik is soooo for the gays! FYI, I would play ball with her anytime!
to Bung Holetigertiger says:
This chick comes in the bar at least once a week to get money from the owner who she has been doing her for about 6 weeks.
to tigertigerShe`s super nice but, Wh*rish to be doing this guy he`s 48 and rich but, She`s totally doing him for the cash.
Always with a gf and never alone except the one time Jay the owner cornered her and did her in the back room to the office.
LOL says:
you have no life. she has a pro wakeboarder boyfriend
to LOLUrHurting says:
I would love to slide into her home base! YUM!
to UrHurtingBeautiful says:
she is WAY BETTER then Beat no @ss Elvira!
to Beautifuli BET says:
she’s trying to hide her gap with that baseball.
to i BETwtf haha says:
how r you guys gonna nit pick at things
to wtf hahashe is GORGEOUS
and EVERY SINGLE PERSON KNOWS THAT !
Nope says:
I am a guy and I don’t think she is gorgeous
Pretty at best, but I like natural looking classy women, Not cheap photoshopped myspace wh*res (models?)
Also she doesn’t work out to stay skinny, she just doesn’t eat, you can tell by the zero definition in her body and the flabby arms/thighs she forgot to photoshop better
to NopeBilly Madison says:
Poster guy……… GO FOR IT. I bet she will feel the sam way.
to Billy MadisonBilly Madison says:
*same
to Billy MadisonCHADg says:
Who is this girl? Is she a myspace “model” ?
to CHADgDetroit SGM says:
Nik-I feel better now that you have doubts. All is right with the world!
to Detroit SGMumm yeah says:
Seriously she’s super cute any girl would hate her for her body.$hit I’d love to have a body like hers.If only I could put my face on her body lmao blah blah blah looks like a boy whatever.only fat girls say stuff like that because they want to be tiny.I’m a super chub my damn self so believe me I know all the nonsense we can make up to make ourselves feel better about eating all those little debbies lol…she’s adorable get over it!
to umm yeahAnonymous says:
this girl is on elvira level
to Anonymoushellsyeah says:
After seeing Elvira’s video, Elvira can’t touch this chick.
to hellsyeahTaco Salad says:
wtf is up with her neck? She looks like a giraffe! Does she eat leaves from trees?
to Taco SaladThe Truth says:
If she was any more photoshopped she would look like a cartoon.
to The Truthpobrecita says:
Jowly? Nik, you’re really reaching here. She’s adorable, but I think a pic from the front is in order…purely to check on the status of a possible refund gap, of course.
to pobrecitaDerek says:
I’d give her the best 5 seconds of her life
to DerekF*ck yo Couch! says:
Show me a picture without the photoshop… Kind of has a pencil neck… Needs to hit the gym and give that body a little defintion…
to F*ck yo Couch!Yikes says:
YUMMMMM Who is she???
to Yikeschittykats says:
Super do-shae…
to chittykatsAre you always such an asshat to chicks?
I hope she kicks your leg humpin’ B.S. off the ride, if you do get the chance…
This is gettin’ redonkulous 4realz!
mikey says:
nice baseball bat… oh and the girl has wierd wrists…..
to mikeyjb says:
she’s ok to look at but she lacks sex appeal
to jbpearlnecklace says:
weird thumb
to pearlnecklacevoodoo man says:
NK, just left SOBE from Mercedez week swimsuit show and I’m telling you that out of all the models down there this chick is still HOT!!! You might be for the gays if you decide shes not. I decided
to voodoo man