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John minus kate plus one f*g and two cheap wh*res who repress memories of grandpa touchin their buttholes
Christian Audigier’s clothing lines are so played out that Christian Audigier himself doesnt even wear them!
Dad of the year qoute:
“Son this one on the left is yours. I’ll take that one you have your hands on.”
The Richie family photo 2009.
I dont even know who these idiots are
HAHAHAHAHA. jump off the edge you @sshat.
why? because I dont know every douche bag in america at first glance???
die in a fire, pu$$y
good comeback. die in a fire. that gem is going into the roledex.
You get to cruise around on his cool yacht, but have to wear these g*yass clothes.
Am I supposed to know who these people are?
No Kidding! Like who the heck are these people and why should we care?
Talk about a “Dirty Army”!!!
“D*UCHE”
Only one word is needed to sum up this photo.
introducing nik ritchie from the dirty!
FAKE SGM
She’s not claiming SGM, she’s pointing to where Jon’s nuts used to be. Turns out Kate got them in the divorce.
Everyone smile and say d*uche
If i wear this crap maybe I can earn some income to pay the 144 years of child support I have coming my way. Oh yeah and Kate, you’re a b*tch.
“I thought that pimping out my kids would get me hotter chicks!”
This is the best comment by far!! YOU ROCK!!!!
Too true! Love it. He goes from Kate to this beat ass loser. Total douche.
why does he have a shirt of a skull trying to eat a unicorn? I think E-Hardy hired nepolian to draw the designs for his shirt, can I get one with a “liger”?
Jhon & Kate + gay
The one on the right with pink is very manly…Audigay follows the happy trail to the happy ending.
jon is an asswipe
What is with you and this guy nik? You have no style what so ever!
“look at those ass holes can you believe i created the doucheiest clothing of all time and now were rich, haha wow people are stupid”
Nik’s Own personal Hell
John dumps Kate and look what he has now. pink shorts, a homo and 2 beat chicks
Instead of sending out annual Christmas cards, the Doche Family mails out their annual Summer’s Greetings cards.
and I am a bigger douche for spelling Douche wrong.
“I’ve got a lot of kids to put clothes on. Can I have some of those shirts they’re selling at Costco for them?”
Christian Audigier’s girlfriend… God they look stupid
I was just waiting for someone to post this on the dirty. Can someone say “mid life crisis”?
anything is better than kate, maybe not ed fardy but hey its a start
Anyone is better than John….fugly as hell….wimpy as f@ck….5 daughters…now weary of ever getting married.
And btw…Ed Hardy is a scumbag to have this turd representing his line…..line is over anyways!!!
John + Douche and 2 Shims
Dear 8, Picked up a few strays on the way to Wally World. Kate is strapped to the top of the station wagon and says “Hi.” Going to buy a shovel. Have one of the camera men make you dinner.
No I’m not trying to be SGM it’s just the number of times I’ve done my step son, Oh that does make me SGM!
the old man has a better wh*re than jon! Sad sad sad
Jon’s girl is definitely in her second trimester. Looks like 8 more to me!
I wonder if a sweet ass Christian Audigay shirt is enough of a closer when the first part of the sentence was, “Hey so I have 8 kids, I’m divorced at 35, I kinda look like the pregnant man that was on Oprah and I will literally suck d*ck for some coke right now…”
could i be any gayer?
Farty Party
LMAO! I like this one. Short and to the point.
John & a date minus Ed Farty is still >Kate
“Hi. I’m on a terrible reality show, hang out with famous people and still make way more money than Nik Ritchey”
LOL??? Your attempt blow at Nik was wIZZZZeak. Jon makes more money then pretty much EVERYONE? Cept Oprah …lol and Kate. And you make hanging with famous people sound like a bad thing? ….You need training in tossing around zingers my friend. Keep trying tho
I like the enthusiasm.
sorry, i forgot to run any zingers by you and your crack staff of joke writers. if you need any info on me you can contact THA DON. he proof reads my stuff. and by proof read i mean lick and by stuff, i mean my @sshole.
Where is a car going over the Grand Canyon when you need one?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dumbass, they werent in arizona, they werent in the country
the new cast to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew
The only place they can still be VIP
Bi-couple seeks Bi-couple for NSA fun. Male must be Bi and willing to play dress-up.
” So Christian… If I kiss your ass long enough, My kids will get some free clothes?”
Kate NEVER let me hang out with all these rad people when we were together, that controlling b*tch.
Another match.com success story.
After seeing this photo I am now Pro-Abortion.
“8 kids, 1 gigantic and embarrassing divorce, and multiple years of being a d-bag, and I all I got was this stupid shirt.”
Say, “octuplets!”
hanging out with shims and wearing ed fardy does not make you a celebrity. They aernt even worthy to be on the Dirty. I hope child support sucks his ass dry.
They have to be Rolling hard. They think they look cool.
this is Jon. Our newest member of the “adopt a douche program”
Well on the bright side, he won’t be having anymore children, No way he’s getting laid in that.
Douchette status achieved! I am someone!!
If Ed Hardy would have made condoms then we wouldnt have to see pictures of this douche.
Now that all the landfills are indeed full you can see white trash just strewn about the countryside Where is that crying indian when you need him?
Dad is rubbing his boner on his son = fake SGM.
Meet Jon, Our newest member of the “adopt a douche program”
opps
Douchebags of the world meet your king.
“Hey TLC is there anything I can do to be more annoying?” Yeah, do everything exactly the same only wear Ed Hardy when you do it.
yo, you have 8 kids f*ck nuts, act like you give you a sh/t you useless parent. I have 1 kid and you seem to have endless party time.
who wears “ed farty” anymore…
The Douche Nozzle Duo
John’s Dad coming through for him with two wh*res. Way to go Dad!!
Just looking at this gives me gas
Douche, Douche, Douche, Goose.
Fake SGM. Real SGM don’t wear cowboy hats and a Kabala string to be “cool”.
Damn! And just when I thought that guy finally grew some balls to leave that b*tch..he has to start sporting Ed Farty..What is the world coming to..
“Hey John, You know how I know your gay?”
I wish an abrupt wind storm would blow these douche bags off the cliff.
Ed Farty-Because noone wants a broke douche with 8 trashy kids
Jon & Slug Plus Farty and Don
4 douches and a queen, full house….jon should get his sk*nks dad to give him a tummy tuck…
Jon Minus Kate Plus 8… heads.
Jon minus 9
his new lady friend looks as happy as his last.. I see more hair plugs in his future.
Look Christian Audiagier doesnt even wear his own clothes