THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been a fan of the site for a couple years but never really had anything to submit until now. I was on a vacation in chicago and I ran into this guy. Douche spotting! Tony Fag sucks so much at driving that he came to a skidding stop and nearly took out a few pedestrians. How can he charge people for rides around the Chi when he can’t even drive!
I heard this guy goes through a full tank of gas everyday driving up and down Michigan Ave. with his shirt off.- nik