Too Gross


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I always knew Too Short was a pig. These girls just wanted a picture with him and he managed to sneak a boob grab in there.  This guy is a nobody now but still thinks he is a superstar and can do whatever he wants with girls.  He also tried to finger a girl in the club that night, they were not having it.  Too Short then left alone probably to go pick up some hooker.

He can’t really keep up with his lyrics like he used to.  Too Gross, it is only a matter of time before some chick claims fake rape.- nik


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  1. July 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Random says:

    You dress like a sl*t, be prepared to be treated like one.

    Reply to Random
  2. July 29, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    short dog says:

    I mean these are two of the dirties pornstars around….

    Reply to short dog
  3. July 29, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Bonkers says:

    those two chick are porn stars the one with the big tits is trina michaels

    Reply to Bonkers
    • July 29, 2009 at 6:25 pm

      yessir says:

      i noticed it was trina michaels right away, she has a beat face, but shes still hot, she loves the black mamba, id lay the dark pipe to her anyday.

      Reply to yessir
  4. July 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Bupster says:

    I still think nobody can top Too Short$ lyrics from back in the day……. C’mon.

    Reply to Bupster
    • July 29, 2009 at 5:57 pm

      John C@cktoasten says:

      Agreed. He has an enormous body of work over the two or three decades. Once you drop “Blowjob Betty” and “Pimpology”, you’re in a select crowd.

      Reply to John C@cktoasten
    • July 29, 2009 at 2:45 pm

      trogdor says:

      lol

      I saw your East Bay comment too, you from the town?

      Nobody knows how long this dudes been at it except for us in the Bay.

      Reply to trogdor
      • July 30, 2009 at 7:59 am

        Johnny Unitas says:

        everyone knows how long he has been around. the gray beard gives it away. I was rocking invasion of the flat booty b*tches, and blow job betty in 84, before Born To Mack. TOO SHORT is worldwide son.

        Reply to Johnny Unitas
  5. July 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    are you serious? says:

    I thought this would be about the nasty fatass girl that is LETTING him and the other girl grab her too big boobies…who cares about the guy…that girl is gross!!

    Reply to are you serious?
  6. July 29, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    LB says:

    That looks nothing like just wanting a pic boob grab shot for sure. She loved it!

    Reply to LB
  7. July 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    trogdor says:

    Always knew Too Short was a pig? Implying that you weren’t quite sure, but recent events have confirmed it? The guy has songs goin’ back to 1984 called Hoes, Hard on the Boulevard, 2 b*tches, Take my b*tch, Get on the Track, Hoe Stroll and others.

    So you couldn’t figure out he was dirty from all that?

    And good for him. I’m glad Grandpa Double O.G. is still pimpin’ it. That dudes been rappin’ longer than most of us have been alive.

    You better hope you can do what he does at his age.

    Reply to trogdor
  8. July 29, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Texas J says:

    Ahahaa. Too Short still trying to hang with porn stars. That’s Trina Michaels who also f*cked Hulk Hogan.

    Reply to Texas J
  9. July 29, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Wayne-o says:

    is that Porn Star Trina Michaels?

    Reply to Wayne-o
  10. July 29, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Dingo. says:

    Too Short is a yay area legend, I don’t know why you’re always bustin’ his chops. He’s more famous than any regulars on this site.

    Reply to Dingo.
  11. July 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and hate cowards who change their name every posts) says:

    Too $hort is a pimp, and no comments on the dirty can change my mind.

    What do you expect out of Short Dogg? The man doesn’t have a real tooth left in his ex-crack head mouth. Pornstars are probably the best he can do.

    Reply to IbleedPURPLEnGOLD (and hate cowards who change their name every posts)
  12. July 29, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    Gstar says:

    2 short is legit!! Get with it!!! He’s only been around for 20 yrs

    Reply to Gstar
  13. July 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    VeniVidiVici says:

    Now the glorified housewife (nikh00man ) is trying to diss TOO SHORT Anyone who actually has done something and has talent makes 5 ft persian hate ,,,,,, at least he didnt copy a chapped lipped phaggot like perez hilton and try to make a living off of others anal drippings…..

    Reply to VeniVidiVici
  14. July 29, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    truth sayer aka mutt says:

    haha he tried to hollar at me a few weeks ago at the same club… he’s actually a really cool guy.. i heard he’s trying to bubble up in the porn industry.. he wants to be the black larry flynt.. maybe he’s recruiting?

    Reply to truth sayer aka mutt
  15. July 29, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Bow B*tches says:

    Don’t hate the player. Keep it pimpin Short Dogg!

    Reply to Bow B*tches
  16. July 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Eazy E says:

    Too short won’t stop rapping, he can’t stop rapping! I’m from TX and I still own at least 4 of his Cd’s (life’s too short, get in where u fit in, shorty the mac….. etc) anyways hes a bigger pimp than anyone here. Without him the bay would have no good rap. Actually Cali rap is DEAD!

    Reply to Eazy E
  17. July 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Denver says:

    I still think Too Short is a pimp. Way better than what we get nowadays. The douche who sent in this e mail has no clue.

    Reply to Denver
  18. July 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    rr says:

    WHAT the hell r u people talkin about Too short is a legand and was born to mack u guys r lames !!!!

    Reply to rr
  19. July 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Derek says:

    He’s gotta get some lovin’ man f%&* this sh%@!

    Reply to Derek
  20. July 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    Truth says:

    Too Short is badass….. ask a random person if theyve ever heard of Too Short most people will know…..ask a random person who Nik Richie and “ummm ??” is the response you will get

    Reply to Truth
  21. July 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Vagasil says:

    “My rap is real slow but it bought these diamonds…”

    Reply to Vagasil
  22. July 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    short says:

    what the f*&# you gonna do is still one of the best hype songs of all time. Outside of cube and eazy he is the best cali ever put out.

    Reply to short
  23. July 29, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Frankie D. says:

    Oh yeah, his Kendra theme song is a classic! That’s so gangsta. He looks like an old Chester Molester with his stank grey beard.

    Reply to Frankie D.
  24. July 29, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Sd Pimpin says:

    Too short is legit. been layin it down for days from east oakland.

    Reply to Sd Pimpin
  25. July 29, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    dunc says:

    Too late! Nobody noticed but a few years ago his disappeared for a while, had to spend some pokey time for banging a 16 y/o who “said” she was 19…
    Life is…

    Reply to dunc
  26. July 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    SHORT DOGG says:

    TOO SHORT IS DA MAN SCREW U NIK

    Reply to SHORT DOGG
  27. July 30, 2009 at 5:28 am

    Q-dog says:

    Yeh, that’s Trina Micheals….She’s been around more purple crayons than Erin Andrews…The beat Latina could be one of several porn chicks. Rap and porn goes together better than peanut butter and jelly…

    Reply to Q-dog
  28. July 30, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Don Mega says:

    “That n-word wanted the honey, all we want is the monnneeeyyy!”

    Reply to Don Mega
  29. July 30, 2009 at 8:17 am

    surfnakd23 says:

    Too $hort is still a pimp. The WHOLE BAY GOT HIS BACK

    Reply to surfnakd23
  30. July 30, 2009 at 9:14 am

    TOO SHORT says:

    he IS still a pimp and the wholebay DOES got him back. quit hattin

    Reply to TOO SHORT
  31. July 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Johnny Boy says:

    She not fighting off the boob grab, just removing all doubt what she really is.

    Reply to Johnny Boy
  32. July 31, 2009 at 2:39 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    -TOO SHORT -”WHATS MY FAVORITE WORD?? BIACH”

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  33. July 31, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Hello Kitty says:

    He used to come to Myst quite often during one particular year and went home alone each night he came out. He would ask the DJ to lend him to the mic sing a song or two, then meander about the VIP section solo, then quietly slip away into the self parking area. Not the glorious ending for such a “cool” guy as many may have imagined.

    Reply to Hello Kitty
  34. July 31, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    I know this b*tch named Nik Ritchie sucked on my greg and gave it a hickie.

    Reply to Anonymous
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    ChalupaBreath says:

    Life is Too Short….

    Big Ups Daddy.

    Heart Too Short *blows kisse*

    Reply to ChalupaBreath
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