Tyrese Is A Cheap Ass


Tyrese is a cheap ass

THE DIRTY ARMY: I work at Iron Wok in Temecula and Tyrese comes into my work all the time thinkin he’s a boss and always orders the chicken/shrimp fried rice and the asian chicken wings…haha go figure. Heres a pic of his Bentley parked in the handicapped spot when the parking lot is completely empty. On top of that he came in last night (right as we were closing) and had an $80 tab….I guess he thought it was on the house because all he left was a $40 tip and his autograph…Tyrese you aren’t that chill…put his ass on blast Nik!

He is broke… that car is probably a front to promote Platinum Motors.- nik


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  1. July 14, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    .. says:

    if he left a $40 tip that means he tipped you $40 and didnt write in the total. stop complaining.

    Reply to ..
    • July 15, 2009 at 9:18 am

      Phuk U says:

      im under the impression that the poster is an idiot and misswrote what he was trying to say .

      By what he wrote afterwards we should all be able to assume that Tyrese only left $40 cash and an autograph on a $80 tab.

      BUT seeing how the poster is half an idiot maybe it is like someone mentioned that Tyrese paid with a credit card and wrote in the $40 tip and signed the bottom of the receipt (autograph) left the amount total blank so the cashier can fill out the rest .

      Either way this is a dumb post – everybody flys and parks as close as possible when your just picking up food you ordered over the phone and leaving in 1 minute.

      Im a Tyrese hater but not as much as im a Hater hater.

      Reply to Phuk U
    • July 15, 2009 at 8:08 am

      who cares says:

      All he left was $40 on an $80 tab and no tip

      Reply to who cares
  2. July 15, 2009 at 12:03 am

    lilvoices says:

    that’s not a bad tip…you sound greedy & whiny

    Reply to lilvoices
    • July 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm

      @! says:

      Seriously, I had NY Giant Kevin Dockery come into the restaurant I work at and he left a $5 tip. Actually the woman he was with left $5. Now that’s a cheap ass.

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  3. July 15, 2009 at 12:03 am

    lol says:

    wtf!! he left u 40 and his tab was only 80? that is 50 percent u douche. go get a life

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  4. July 15, 2009 at 12:14 am

    upyours says:

    He’s an ass for parking that way and leaving an autograph. But $40 on and $80 tab is 50%. More that you’ll ever get from me.

    Reply to upyours
  5. July 15, 2009 at 12:25 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    agree with nik, wow cant believe i agreed with a HOMO.

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  6. July 15, 2009 at 12:52 am

    Really? says:

    So he left you a 50% and you’re complaining? Get a real job

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  7. July 15, 2009 at 1:18 am

    RawD0g says:

    no sh!t, he tipped you 50% you hill billy non mathematic douche tard. quicherbichin!!!

    Reply to RawD0g
  8. July 15, 2009 at 1:18 am

    50% tip? says:

    he gave you a 50% tip? and youre complaining? okay. whatever.

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  9. July 15, 2009 at 1:18 am

    blah says:

    .. ur a dumbass what the person is trying to say is he didnt pay instead, he just left a tip.

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    • July 15, 2009 at 9:09 am

      i hate idiots says:

      “blah” is right. the rest of u r morons. don’t have kids.

      Reply to i hate idiots
    • July 15, 2009 at 7:39 am

      wawa says:

      why are you the only person that understands this?? is everyone on here retarded or what? His bill was 80, he left 40. So, technically he left zero tip and still owes 40 bucks. You people are f’in idiots.

      Reply to wawa
      • July 15, 2009 at 9:50 am

        Your the idiot says:

        He specifically said:

        “all he left was a $40 tip”

        Learn how to F#cking talk, tell a story, whatever. How the hell are we supposed to understand what he ‘meant to say’ if he didn’t say it.

        It’s raining out side….or do I mean, I think it’s raining outside.

        Tard!!!

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      • July 15, 2009 at 12:30 pm

        Umm... says:

        Your the idiot. Or did you mean “you’re the idiot”.

        Learn how to F#cking talk, tell a story, whatever.

        Just sayin’.

        Reply to Umm...
      • July 15, 2009 at 8:17 am

        Ugh says:

        MORONS! None of the furkwads can read! She CLEARLY said:

        (He) had an $80 tab….I guess he thought it was on the house because all he left was a $40 tip and his autograph

        “I GUESS HE THOUGHT IT WAS ON THE HOUSE”
        “ALL HE LEFT WAS A…TIP”

        He did not pay the bill! He is cheap! And most of you are idiots!

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    • July 15, 2009 at 7:26 am

      OU812 says:

      Blah, Who’s the dumb A$$ you or the bloggers.

      If that is what he meant to say then, say: “All he left was $40 on an $80 tab and no tip.”

      Reply to OU812
  10. July 15, 2009 at 1:31 am

    Padded Bras are for Liars!!! says:

    He left you a 50% tip and you’re complaining. Shut up!! You deserve nothing. Tell your boss to pay you more. Don’t you understand that by demanding a good tip instead of negotiating more money from your boss you simply make it easier for your boss to make more money off of your labor!!!

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    • July 15, 2009 at 11:37 am

      lara says:

      how are you so stupid… he only left $40 and his tab was $80…. thats no tip…. he owes $40 still. the poster obviously should not have written $40 tip, but it is still obvious what they meant.

      Reply to lara
  11. July 15, 2009 at 1:39 am

    Ok.... says:

    Handicap parking is lame…but “lamer” is complaining about a 50% tip.

    Reply to Ok....
  12. July 15, 2009 at 1:52 am

    !@#$%&* says:

    should have mentioned how short he is.

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  13. July 15, 2009 at 1:59 am

    25 lighters on my dresser says:

    You should feel honored he tipped your stupid arse more than a penny.

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  14. July 15, 2009 at 3:11 am

    Mathematics says:

    $80 bill
    +50% tip = $40
    $120 total
    = Purty good ritard

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    • July 15, 2009 at 9:05 am

      Your English teacher says:

      You’re the “ritard”

      Re-read the email. There was no PLUS 50% tip. Why is everyone b*tching at the poster?!?! You guys are all calling him a loser & greedy & a dumbass. RE-READ THE POST!!!! He ONLY left 40 dollars. Not 80 + 40. Morons.

      Reply to Your English teacher
  15. July 15, 2009 at 4:01 am

    TickleMeElmo says:

    Since when are there darkies in Temecula?

    Reply to TickleMeElmo
  16. July 15, 2009 at 4:51 am

    BDM says:

    WTF is wrong with a 50% tip?

    Reply to BDM
  17. July 15, 2009 at 4:55 am

    aimee says:

    he left you 50% tip and you’re complaining? you are a total dumbass.

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  18. July 15, 2009 at 5:16 am

    Penny Rolls says:

    Technically he should have left you 16 dollars if he would have done the normal 20%. Stop your b*tchin.

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  19. July 15, 2009 at 5:22 am

    stan says:

    $40 tip on an $80 tab is the opposite of cheap.

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  20. July 15, 2009 at 5:32 am

    in the business says:

    A 20% tip off $80 bucks is $16, he gave you $40…do the math and stop your b#tching!

    Reply to in the business
  21. July 15, 2009 at 5:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    $80 tab and a $40 tip..that’s 50% moron!!

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  22. July 15, 2009 at 5:47 am

    Anonymous says:

    Nik thinks everybody is broke (jealous),when he is able to drive again he will probably be rollin that cheezy boxter still,your never gonna be (ROB) so get off his nuts too, you dont have a talent which means you will always be chasing your next gig till your investors in this website give you the boot..Nik did you hear Perez started his own record label more $$$$$ for him you JEAlOUS!!!! Come on just a little admit it

    Reply to Anonymous
    • July 15, 2009 at 8:58 am

      records shmeckords says:

      hey buddy, dont think that just because someone “started their own record company” means they a) have talented musicians or b) have any freakin know how.
      Doesn’t Tori Spelling’s retard brother have a recording studio too? yeah he’s a booming success.
      Just because you have an apple with garage band doesn’t mean a damn thing.

      Annnd, unless you have some crappy autotune artist on the label that can move a kabillion records, you ain’t sh*t in this industry, especially right noiw when people can buy single songs for a bnuck on itunes and have the profits of that buck go to apple.
      Used to have to buy the whole crappy cd for like 20 bucks just to get one or two songs you liked.

      no money in records. especially when a guy like hilton is running the show, he should stick to calling talented musicians f*ggots and getting his pig-like face punched in.

      Reply to records shmeckords
      • July 15, 2009 at 10:58 am

        agreed says:

        No real money in record sales. Concerts are how the industry is making money now. Records just promote the band and their upcoming tours.

        Reply to agreed
  23. July 15, 2009 at 5:50 am

    Tommy Vega$ says:

    Exactly, stop complaining you jealous f*ck. And way to “put him on blast”. I’m sure his feelings are hurt when you call him broke when he is driving a $100k+ car and was just in one of the biggest movies of the summer. Good job. Oh and the little racist jab was kind of weak. I’m white and would order wings at an Asian place. Their grub. Go figure huh?

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  24. July 15, 2009 at 5:56 am

    lol says:

    your a douche 40 dollar tip? sounds good to me stop your b*tching

    Reply to lol
  25. July 15, 2009 at 6:19 am

    bodymore murdaland says:

    truly! 50% gratuity isgood.

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  26. July 15, 2009 at 6:20 am

    HAHAHA says:

    Check the net, that car is even for sale… Big boys don’t have to sell them, they give them to family and friends and just buy more.

    Reply to HAHAHA
  27. July 15, 2009 at 6:28 am

    LMAO says:

    exactly, stop your b*tchin, there is nothin wrong with his $40 tip. your just being selfish that because hes has a name and face that people know, you feel like he owes you more. Your a TERD, and if it is closing( and the parking lot is empty) then why does it matter to you or any one else that he parked in the handicap. Stop being Jealous cuase your not famous.

    Reply to LMAO
  28. July 15, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Anonymous says:

    now you will never get a tip again, smart move assface

    Reply to Anonymous
  29. July 15, 2009 at 6:45 am

    anti hater says:

    yeah…he left you a 50% tip! yeah thats sooo cheap…err…some people hate just to hate…

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  30. July 15, 2009 at 6:54 am

    knitty says:

    40 on an 80 tab is far from cheap loser. You probably feel like he owes you more money because he makes decent money and he’s on television. I’m guessing since you put him on blast and he came in right before the kitchen closed that you werent worth more than a 20% tip.

    Reply to knitty
  31. July 15, 2009 at 6:55 am

    DrEndo says:

    $40 tip ona $80 tab sounds pretty friggin good… Maybe you should just quit the service industry!

    Reply to DrEndo
  32. July 15, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Um....... says:

    Didn’t you know once your career becomes handicapped you can officially park in handicapped spots!

    Reply to Um.......
  33. July 15, 2009 at 7:02 am

    yeah.... says:

    Wow what a hater! Are you accustom to receiving tips of more than 50% Quit crying Sally!! You too Nik! Even if his Bently is a promo do you have one?? Or did they give you a free Jetta to cruise in? Wait can you drive yet or is your license suspended?

    Reply to yeah....
  34. July 15, 2009 at 7:23 am

    idiots says:

    Did you f*ckers not take reading comprehension at school?

    He didn’t pay the bill, he only left a tip to the staff.

    F*ck me, took a while to hear that penny drop.

    Reply to idiots
    • July 15, 2009 at 11:43 am

      Shawn says:

      I suppose it’s only waiters and f**ckn bartenders who are understanding this lame ass story. Nobody cares.

      Reply to Shawn
    • July 15, 2009 at 9:54 am

      Your the idiot says:

      all he left was a $40 tip.

      You need to learn how to read f*g…

      It should of said…

      All he left was $40.
      or
      All he left was $40 and didn’t even tip me.

      Dumba$$

      Reply to Your the idiot
  35. July 15, 2009 at 7:49 am

    wowzers says:

    a career waiter complaining?? thats odd! that was a great tip loser

    Reply to wowzers
  36. July 15, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Tan Stewie says:

    $40 bucks is more than you deserve you fool. What do you expect when you SERVE people at the Iron Wok. Try telling your boss your not gonna serve someone just because it’s close to closing time. Get a real job loser.

    As fa as him parking in the handicap spot, he is a douche for doing that, you should have called the cos to give him a ticket.

    Reply to Tan Stewie
  37. July 15, 2009 at 8:05 am

    ghost farts from wet anus says:

    Everyone knows N1ggers, J*ws and patels dont tip. Why does this surprise anybody?

    Reply to ghost farts from wet anus
  38. July 15, 2009 at 8:07 am

    Just Blaze says:

    who cares that he parked in the handicapped spot! if the parking lot was empty than im sure there are other handicap spots. how many handicapped people were u expecting to have that night? i think people with wheelcharis should park further from the door anyways, they dont have to walk. just kidding thats mean. but i park there if im not going to be long.

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  39. July 15, 2009 at 8:11 am

    fukudago says:

    please folks letsn ot lose sight of the fact that this is TEMECULA head a lil closer to the coast and you wont have to deal with dillbags like this

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  40. July 15, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Ming Meow says:

    Who ever sent this in is an EFFING RETARD! If the bill was $80 and he said he left a $40 “TIP” . “TIP” means in addition to the Bill YOU MORMAN!..MORON!… Same thing…. Go FACK yourself!

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  41. July 15, 2009 at 8:17 am

    morons!! says:

    HE DIDNT LEAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO EVEN PAY THE TAB Why are people saying 50% tip when he left $40 TOTAL on an $80 tab that equals 50% of the TAB not a 50% tip he DIDNT PAY HIS TAB technically he STOLE WHATEVER HE ORDERED. STOLE IT

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    • July 15, 2009 at 8:04 pm

      Anonymous says:

      “morons!!” i agree with u , he how can he leave a 50percent tip when he didnt even pay the effin tab

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  42. July 15, 2009 at 8:18 am

    The Joker says:

    This site needs an enema

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  43. July 15, 2009 at 8:22 am

    morons!! says:

    p.s. as a server i make well over $40 an hour WELL OVER so please do not keep me past closing time and not even pay your tab. and park in the handicap zone.

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  44. July 15, 2009 at 8:27 am

    OMG says:

    Maybe the not so smart waiter is saying all he left was $40 and didnt pay the tab. But Im sure the customer is just your average canadian.

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  45. July 15, 2009 at 8:40 am

    poor says:

    you ppl are a pack of simpleton fux. he left $40 and an autograph. he didn’t pay his bill. perhaps you could fault the poster for not striving to make it more clear to you.

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  46. July 15, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Cinny Twist says:

    The comments on this POST prove that most of the Dirty Army are dbag idiots!

    To recap, HIS BILL WAS $80. HE LEFT $40 AND AN AUTOGRAPH.

    $40 PAID
    +$0 WORTHLESS AUTOGRAPH
    – $80 0WED
    =($40) BALANCE

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  47. July 15, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Tabitha says:

    According to the person who wrote in about this, TYRESE DID NOT PAY THE BILL. He had assumed it was comped and left 40 dollars (which we are assuming is the tip) and his autograph. If the 40 dollars was not a tip, it was only HALF the bill. HE LEFT 40 DOLLARS, NOT $120. I don’t mean to be an asshole, but I do not understand why some people are not getting this.

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  48. July 15, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Dummies says:

    Is everyone here RETARDED!!??!?!! He is not complaining because he “only got” a 50% tip you MORONS!!! Can you people read?!?!!?

    He said, Tyrese must have thought the meal was on the house!! Meaning he just left 40 bucks & peaced out…he didn’t pay 80$ plus a 40$ tip… Because he thought the meal was on the house! Get it?!?! IDIOTS!! You guys are hating on the poster for nothing!

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  49. July 15, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Young Buck says:

    Either you’re a complete Douche Bag or a Huge Fool. If Tyrese paid his $80.00 bill and left a $40.00 tip you should be greatful. If he only paid $40.00 of an $80.00 bill you should have called the cops.

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  50. July 15, 2009 at 9:17 am

    shan says:

    umm he left his autograph because its worth money not because hes a jerk…get a clue f*ggot 40 bucks and an autograph is more than generous, tyrese obviously felt bad for you

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