THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, My name is Stacy and I live in Virginia Beach, VA.  I found your site from a friend in Richmond and just wanted to let you know it is blowing up out here.  That being said, I need your help.  I went out to a local bar one night and met this guy Paul.  He seemed like a pretty normal guy, we chit chatted a little and I gave him my number before I left.  He started to call me and things got weird really fast.  I asked him what he did and he told me he was a model and a naturalist.  I had no idea what he meant but he kept asking me if I wanted to be his Jane and we could live in a cabin in the woods and he would kill our food and cook it.  That was when I knew he went off the deep end.  So today I get an e-mail from him showing me his pictures and asking again if I wanted to be his Jane again.  I keep telling him to leave me alone but he won’t!  Can you let him know I am not interested and don’t want to be his Jane and that he is freaking me out.  Thanks Nik.

Paul, can you please leave Stacy alone and go after your true calling which is MALES.  Your pictures scream Sword-Fighter, not Tarzan.- nik