Vegas Hustle


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alex a very important person, he walks people too their table and fetches them their bottles.  This guy thinks he is some rockstar and actually thinks he is semi famous just because he knows a few people in vegas from waiting on their table or letting them in the club.  I also might add that the people he knows are usually bouncers or fellow hostess’s.  Alex is the king of pointing, he thinks its cool too give a double point too someone and say “EHHHHH” when he sees them rather then a regular handshake, props or whatever.  This guy is a 20k millionaire for sure.

He looks like he crushes a ton of McDonalds with that hairline.  Vegas is full of scam artists like this… anybody can grease palms.  You give him a C-Note and he just gives somebody else a Useless Grant ($50 bill).  Pyramid style.- nik


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  1. July 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Judge Mental says:

    If there isn’t a name for this guy’s facial hair can we christen it the “douche stache”….no offense

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  2. July 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Ultrasonic says:

    Ugh, at least he isn’t still in Detroit. What’s with all the posing with straws as mustaches in all his pics too? lol

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  3. July 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    JD says:

    Are you sure this isn’t SNOW from the 90′s?
    Just wait for Informer

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  4. July 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    CDB says:

    This guy is the WORST!!!!

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  5. July 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    The Head... says:

    Alex V.I.P. (Very Itchy Penis) Is his head photoshopped to look so much bigger than his jaw?? Is that real?

    He would be a GREAT evil dude in sci-fi movies (or porn).

    Nice p(ssy fur on his chin.

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  6. July 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    UltramLBC says:

    Is anyone more of a bi*ch than Nik? He is a gossip queen and all he does is cut down everyone!! Who the f*ck is he? A little dwarf that hides behind his keyboard and talks about having a table and free bottles, fashion, clubs and what people should or shouln’t look like, etc. Basically, everything he hates on is what he is trying to emulate!! Neat..

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  7. July 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Steve says:

    This guy worked in the suburbs of Detroit like 6 months ago, and doesn’t have an ounce of hustle in his limp body.

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  8. July 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    miah says:

    dude WTF you guys are just some haters! highschool ended for me years ago, i think it should for you too! hahahaha

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  9. July 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    vegas says:

    Since when is breaking people off money to get in clubs a scam?
    money is how this town works… we arent scam artists

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  10. July 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    I wanna know.... says:

    what club this guy works at as I want to spit on him next time i visit there.

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  11. July 14, 2009 at 10:29 pm

    ear says:

    what club does he work at??? studio 54??? never seen the guy but seems like a douche.

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  12. July 14, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    el duderino says:

    Good call JD. It is Snow for sure.

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  13. July 15, 2009 at 2:46 am

    Tattooed N Vega$ says:

    HAHAHAHAHA this dude is a total DOUCHE!!!!! I work at bellagio and see him all the time! He is def for the gays!

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  14. July 15, 2009 at 3:13 am

    Berry says:

    This one is hilarious. This guy is one of Las Vegas’ biggest tools. Wannabe and def a 20k millionaire. His top lip is jacked up and he talks funny. Heard recently he drugged some girl at the Hugh Hef suite party and had sex with her. Heard from a few sources she is claiming he raped her. (Go figure). Your business is put on blast deuchebag. Stop drugging girls and getting them drunk to take advantage of them. You may be found buried in the desert someday.

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  15. July 15, 2009 at 4:56 am

    seigfreid of roid says:

    This is his “should i suck that c*ck or quaff it with my ass” look. That suit must have cost at least $50 and, of course, that soul patch is a landing strip for C*ck. besides that, he’s cool.

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  16. July 15, 2009 at 6:07 am

    rig says:

    i see a hair lip

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  17. July 15, 2009 at 8:10 am

    Gofer says:

    Go get me a bottle of water. I hate man waiters, I always get pissed when I get stuck with one.

    What a f*g, who takes pictures like this?

    Can you say “I’m Gay” any louder?

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  18. July 15, 2009 at 9:31 am

    SaucY says:

    what r u guys talking about?? clearly he is gorgeous & super important….i mean, just look at this baller status pic.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! what a turd. i feel so bad for guys that do this. do they really think they are fooling anyone? “photographers” “promoters” it’s just too funny. lol. they’re everywhere!!!!

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  19. July 15, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    DJ the real one says:

    Met this tool at “11″, def everything said is true. He should stay out of SoCal we don’t want him. Forgy for sure.

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  20. July 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    Anonymous says:

    He can’t even claim Detroit before Vegas – more like Novi with a bunch of rats at Tequila Rain/MBARGO. Sleeziest suburb of them all.

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  21. July 15, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Timothy Lewis- I Love Me Some Me says:

    so they let balding aids patients with cleft pallets become hostesses out in vegas? vegas is such trash now, such a shame

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  22. July 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    SEYMOYR says:

    STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND…. ME AND HIM HAVE THE MOST AMAZING ANAL SEX IN THE WORLD AND ID DO ANYTHING FOR HIM…. HE MILKS ME IN THE SUMMER AND DRESSES LIKE A MILITARY COWBOY…. HES SOO CUTE… I THINK HE WORKS AT THE BELLAGIO… HE DOESNT TELL ME MUCH ANYMORE… I THINK WERE GROWING APART.. I LOVE HIM DEARLY

    I LOVE YOU ALEX

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  23. July 28, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    O says:

    Alex is the sh*t…a good friend, a blast to be around, and he knows what he’s doing at work and with the ladies too! Alex rocks his OWN style and lives his life! Oh, he always doesnt give a f*ck what you haterz r sayin abt him either! xoxo.

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  24. August 1, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Porky says:

    He’s for the gays

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  25. August 2, 2009 at 4:02 am

    ChalupaBreath says:

    He has pubes on his chin

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  26. August 14, 2009 at 10:54 am

    completely straight says:

    for the gays, for the gays.

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