Why Do Girls Have It So Easy
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | July 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have a serious beef to pick with Hyde Nightclub in LA. First off I should state I am not 21, but I do have a damn good ID which has worked magic for me every single place I have gone…except, you guessed it Hyde. Now I don’t just get upset for no reason, I have a fake ID so I am prepared to have it denied but Hyde went too far. First they questioned me then they took my ID then folded it in half in front of my face and told me too leave before the cops came. I am not only mad at this I am mad at the fact that they let in 2 girls who I know for a fact are 19 years old in the club with no hassle they didn’t even check their ID’s. Then in my anger I ratted them out saying that they just let in 2 people without ID’s who were underage, yes I know p*ssy move but I was pissed. The bouncers said that they were with somebody so it didn’t matter. Why the f*ck do these lil sl*tty girls get too do anything they want. Why risk your liquor license with them rather then someone with a legit ID who will spend more money on drinks anyways. I hope this place goes out of business or gets caught when they hold their little rope open for any pretty girl that walks by.
Honestly, I think they should change the rules that you have to be 18 for females and 21 for males. The two drinks you would have bought doesn’t mean anything to Hyde. They want that 17 year old chick to be a bottle rat and rub up against a player to buy more bottles. It is industry code.- nik
THE dirtMcgirt says:
nazarian is going out of business and losing all his money.
Hyde is washed just like nazarian.
Place was always too small anyways.
to THE dirtMcgirtWow says:
Ha, you don’t know what your talking about retard.
to WowAnonymous says:
you wish
to AnonymousNG Austin says:
Did the poster just insinuate a “legit ID.” Dude, it’s not legit if it’s fake. Just sayin.
to NG Austinhmmm... says:
haha no kidding. You’re an idiot, poster.
to hmmm...anon says:
wow this person is a douche. you are probably an ugly, nerdy 20 yr old that nobody wants in the club. If two hot girls are runing around, of course everyone is gunna want to stay n party. ur story maybe woulda been legit if you were 21. but since your not you just sound stupid.
to anonMedium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint) says:
Seriously you’re a 20 year old dude. You have no business in a club. You’re a snitch too, f@ggot. Who cares if they let in underage women, but underage dudes have no biz in the club. How could your ID be legit when you are underage? It can’t be idiot. Just go back to your moms house and invite some of your loser friends over for some beer pong.
to Medium Pimpin (I go hard in the paint)Anonymous says:
Smedium,
to Anonymousit’s not a guy. it’s a chubby chick that thinks she’s hotter than she is. no guy would rat out two chicks already in (unless he’s a f*g) and then write this d0gsh*t email. i hope she got molested by dirty mexicans who told her they were persian and could get her in the club. suck it fatty.
anon says:
I wouldn’t call it a legit ID when it was illegal, dumba*s.
to anonThe Governer says:
It’s bone to pick stupid not beef to pick stupid.
Stay in school and worry about yourself while you are at it.
to The GovernerThe Parms says:
I would have peeled the ID apart. Way better attention getter and guarenteed not to be used again.
to The Parmshahah says:
if your ID can be folded in half, its not legit. you’re probably fat and ugly, and won’t spend that much money. don’t you know anything about how clubs operate? good looking girls are why guys go to clubs and spend ridiculous amounts of money. when’s the last time you heard a group of guys say, “hey let’s go out tonight and see if we can pick up some ugly a*s chicks, or hang out with underage dudes?” get a life!
to hahahr u serious? says:
can;t believe you let this guy have his 5 seconds ritchie
to r u serious?Anonymous says:
I don’t blame them, 21 year old dudes are irritating enough as it is.
to Anonymoussc says:
Hyde hasn’t been a hot spot for a long time. If you are a girl and still can’t get in, you definitely don’t belong there…
Also, don’t complain about the age old club formula (hot girls + guys that will spend $$$ on them = happy club owners). You don’t have to like it, but it’s the way things are here in hollywood.
to scThe Dude says:
Ok…so you are pissed because they “folded your fake i.d. in half in front of your face” dude, you are such a DB…I would have done the same thing if I were them…loser
to The Dudehightower says:
Of course they took it most clubs pay the door guy for every fake they take, or it becomes part of there collection (Resume)
to hightowerTHA DON (You Know What it iz...) says:
false
to THA DON (You Know What it iz...)THA DON (You Know What it iz...) says:
Seriously, not much I can say that hasnt been said, but the fact that you dont realize why hot chicks can get in and you cant, plus the fact that you are a rat a$$ piece of sh*t, should serve to further show you why it is that nobody wants your lame a$$ around, ever, anywhere
to THA DON (You Know What it iz...)wickedson says:
The term “Bottle Rat” is the most true slang society has produced in years.
I love it.
to wickedsonSmarmy says:
Why is this even posted on here. Some princess who is used to having her way can’t illegaly get into a club. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to Smarmymomoney says:
This is why clubs are wack, everyone in the story sounds like a douche
to momoneyNice says:
I agree. What kind of jackass even goes to clubs anymore? Clubs stop being cool when you actually become old enough to get in.
to NiceHyde hater says:
been waiting for hyde to get up here for awhile.
that place is the WORST nightclub in LA. The staff there is rude, the place is way to small, and the prices are retarded. Not to mention it is full of gays (literally) and that the place is so shady. I have had people be jumped there, roofied, and $300 tips added to their CC at the end of the night.
do not ever go to hyde. ever.
to Hyde haterhmmm says:
what a stupid b*tch
to hmmmOk.... says:
Maybe you should have waited for the cops you loser!
Would have been GREAT to see a loser like you get hauled off for a forged ID.
to Ok....what a baby says:
Hyde took it too far? The bouncers were doing their job when they questioned you and what were they supposed to do with your fake ID? Give it back? You are an idiot.
to what a babyMotorboat Captain says:
If this idiot would have included a picture of her and another picture of the two 19 year-olds along with this pathetic story we could see why the doorman didn’t let her in. She’s got to be a fat nasty looking hooer that no one would buy a drink for, let alone a bottle.
Get over it bi-otch. Welcome to the real world. The doorman knows that guys will buy a hot chick drinks all night long to get her drunk enough to go home with him. Not true about a fat ugly chick and it never will be. Live with it. Know your limitations.
to Motorboat CaptainNice says:
Nik, you crack me up. The new rule would work well for you- by keeping out the younger guys, you won’t look so OLD, WASHED UP, and PATHETIC.
to NiceBrandon says:
Why are 30+ year old men even allowed in clubs like Nik? Shouldn’t you get all the clubbing out of your system by 30?
to BrandonHmmmm says:
yeah seriously….. ew
to HmmmmOh good gawd! says:
Before this idiot puts more work into getting other fake “legit” I.D., he needs to learn the difference between “to” and “too.”
Good f*cking god, people! If you are going to write something that might get published, take a fuc*ng English class.
to Oh good gawd!aha says:
you’re one to talk add another astrisk on the last “f*cking” in your statement
to ahaOne Girl's Opinion says:
Usually clubs like hyde only let in their friends or regulars. It’s not a fun place to go anyway..coke cave.
to One Girl's Opinionwrong says:
8 year olds dude…
to wrongNHilton says:
Ohhh my baby Hyde. Like said before you’re probably A) an underage guy, which means your not getting in anywhere. B) You’re ID looked fake as shit, which means Hyde’s doormen are just doing their job. or C) You’re a fat annoying chick, which Hyde doesn’t want inside anyways. if your hot thats a different story. Go home and play some WOW.
to NHilton