Breaking News: Confirmed Lady Gaga Is A Hermaphrodite

Posted in Hollywood, Jersey, Manhattan, The Dirty | August 7th, 2009

Lady Gaga Hermaphro

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lady Gaga has admitted to being a hermaphrodite: As speculated later this week, Lady Ga-Ga has confirmed that she indeed is a hermaphrodite. Pictures of her vagina, which shows a bulge resembling a tiny penis were released last week that started the rumors about her gender identity. This is what she had to say about it on her blog this morning:

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.”- L8d Gaga <3>

DIRTY ARMY is always right… we called it.  If you rubbed it out to this dude, you are GAY.- nik

**Even though I believe Perez Hilton is her boyfriend (bottom) Michael K at D-Listed makes me think this is a PR stunt.

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Breaking News: Confirmed Lady Gaga Is A Hermaphrodite
  1. August 7, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Jess says:

    Re: “Your comment looks like it came from the Huffington Post or something similar. Do you not know the purpose of this website??”

    You’re right! I’ve used entirely too many complete sentences.

    Reply to Jess
  2. August 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    WOW says:

    I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS BELIEVE THIS. GO LOOK AT ABC’S WEBSITE. AN ACTUAL TRUTHFUL SITE. NOT THESE STUPID GOSSIP SITES. IT HAS A WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT HOW IT’S FALSE.

    Reply to WOW
  3. August 7, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    dna7 says:

    nik i swear i didnt rub one out!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to dna7
  4. August 7, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Roid-Donkey says:

    Most hermaphrodites have their gender assigned at birth depending on which genitalia is more intact. Rarely do they have both male and female FULLY functioning systems. The one that is more intact is kept and the other is removed.

    Sometimes this is done in error and the hormones released during the child’s teen years are of the opposite kind to their operation at birth. This can cause confusion amongst the child, often the child will be “homosexual” and need to take hormones for their assigned gender.

    I doubt she has kept male genitalia this long which leads me to believe this post is BS.

    Reply to Roid-Donkey
  5. August 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    me says:

    on gaga’s website ladygaga.com she quotes that her show went so well in japan she wants to go home & “suck her own hermie”
    either its some sick joke r its real
    i think its fo real
    i wouldnt mind gettin preg from her
    does her peepee push out sperm?
    gotta get me summa that!
    child support b&tch;o

    Reply to me
  6. August 7, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    blah fake says:

    This “quote” from lady gaga has been going around for months now online… its not real.. its probably nick richie mad because he rubbed on out to her and she turned him down at some point.. get over it..

    Reply to blah fake
  7. August 7, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    TPD says:

    I smell a PR stunt..I mean, Think about it… She has “all this money” and has never had her “little penis” removed??? C’mon!!! This is all about the publicity. Im not buying it…

    Reply to TPD
  8. August 7, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    brittany says:

    This is a fake – I did the rolling stone shoot with lady gaga a couple months ago- I was the chick laying at her feet naked in the two page spread- I saw her vagina since we were all naked and she is 100 percent gal

    Reply to brittany
  9. August 8, 2009 at 5:06 am

    20K-MILLIONAIRE says:

    WOW IM SUCH A FORGY.. :(

    Reply to 20K-MILLIONAIRE
  10. August 8, 2009 at 6:41 am

    NikoBellic says:

    She’s a munter anyway so who cares.

    Reply to NikoBellic
  11. August 8, 2009 at 9:23 am

    TheLiz says:

    Ok, so i guess the song, “Pokerface” was really about skull F*cking? GET IT? lmao

    Reply to TheLiz
  12. August 8, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Drae says:

    Why isn’t this story blowing up, most media will not report this. It’s not on Comcast or AOL. It’s like they don’t want it to be true. What is going on?

    Reply to Drae
  13. August 9, 2009 at 3:43 am

    haha says:

    ewwww

    Reply to haha
  14. August 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Old Gregg says:

    She’s part girl, she’s part boy, she’s got parts everyone can enjoy!

    She’s got more.
    She’s got less.
    She’s got her manhood tucked in her dress.
    Is she a mister,
    or is she a miss?
    Does she stand up when she’s taking a piss?
    She’s my little girl,
    yea, she’s my little guy.
    When I try to please her I get poked in the eye.
    She wears lace and she wears flannel.
    She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
    What’s that bulge under her nightie?
    It must be hermaphrodite.
    Some things are white,
    some things are black.
    Some girls wear make-up,
    mine shaves her back.
    She is still beautiful,
    she is still fine.
    It’s too bad her package is bigger than mine.
    She can’t help her imperfections,
    she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
    Who stole all my tightie whities?
    It must be hermaphrodite.

    Oh man… most of the above stephen lynch lyrics are true, except she’s not attractive in any way, shape, or form. Ah this made my day!!!!

    Reply to Old Gregg
  15. August 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    DUHHHHHHHHHH says:

    IF LADY GAGA WERE A HERMAPHRODITE SHE WOULDNT BE FUCKING PRANCING AROUND IN DAMN LEOTARDS

    Reply to DUHHHHHHHHHH
  16. August 10, 2009 at 6:05 am

    Awesome Bill says:

    This is b.s.

    Reply to Awesome Bill
  17. August 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Kelly says:

    That’s not lady gaga. That’s a male impersonator that preforms in new york I think.

    Reply to Kelly
  18. August 14, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Brittany says:

    No, this is NOT true – I was in the nude Rolling Stone with her (I was the one at her feet) There is NO way she is a dude…trust me, I was up close and personal – all female THE END.

    Reply to Brittany
  19. September 8, 2009 at 8:50 am

    me(: says:

    who cares if she has a dick or not, shes sttill a woman and still an awesome singer

    Reply to me(:
  20. December 17, 2009 at 8:10 am

    ladygagahater says:

    omg well my boyfriend thinks she is hot and my brother said he’d just bend her ova and fuk her i think she is fukin nasty get out of fame lady gaygay

    Reply to ladygagahater

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