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Dirty Exclusive World Premiere: Barry Zito’s Hit Song “A Mans Gotta Do What A Mans Gotta Do”
Posted in Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty | August 7th, 2009**Update to the Update- “Greetings from the real writing world. I am a beat writer for one of the MLB teams and I just wanted to drop you a line. Our clubhouse is buzzing about the new Zito track that just dropped. Word around the league is that Zito is the new Jack Johnson. Tell him we all wish him the best with his new endeavor.”
**Update- “Zito is pissed and trying to find out who put that song out there. His publicist is going crazy!”
Barry Zito is trying SO HARD to be Hollywood and is obsessed with John Mayer. He is as serious as a heart attack in this song. He recorded this as his Demo (got leaked to me from studio) and thinks he has a shot at becoming a huge singer. I don’t understand why he just can’t stick to doing what he does best- ripping off the Giants.
DIRTY ARMY, please let Barry know your thoughts on his beautiful voice.
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chaz says:
awsome song. i can listen to it over and over and over and over
to chazarestlessmind says:
It sounds like a vocal scratch track to me…I didn’t listen all the way (for obvious reason) but with the mix and “sound” of the voice, it doesn’t sound like it is completed…I dunno…
to arestlessmindTheTruth says:
OMG! You have got to be kidding me!?! If he actually listened to his own demo, he would “demo… lish” it and forget any dream or idea that he can actually sing. In fact, I think Nik needs to go the extra mile for this guy and get him on either American Idol or America’s Got Talent so the ENTIRE WORLD can laugh at his dumb ass!
to TheTruthBoy George says:
He is yummy
to Boy GeorgeBoy George says:
If he’s pitchin’ Ima catchin’!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Giants….does he sing in the bull pen….I gotta look into those seats!
to Boy GeorgeParis Hilton says:
OMG He’s a genius!
to Paris Hiltonyankee fan says:
great lyrics…
to yankee fanL.K. says:
Awe. Poor thing. Someone told him he has talent. Too bad they were just trying not to hurt his feelngs. HE SUCKS!!
to L.K.failbot says:
EPIC FAIL
to failbotDeutchlander/Musician says:
Tone is flat at times
to Deutchlander/MusicianGuitar playing not to bad
Song needs work
Potential
cali grown says:
he wasnt bad it actually sounded good, if it was Karaoke night down at the bar
to cali grownTdawg is back says:
that is funnist f’n thing i have ever heard. i couldnt make it past 30 seconds i was laughing so hard. is this real? first of all he is terrible, secondly that song is the gayest thing i have ever heard. i think Carl Lewis had a better shot at a singing career than Zito
to Tdawg is backhonestly says:
It’s not THAT bad. I’m a musician and believe me, I’ve heard worse attempts. I’m pretty sure most people saying its the worst thing they’ve ever heard just hate him in general. I have no clue who he is so I’m unbiased. It’s not THAT bad. He’s kind of off key at points but with some training he would be alright.
to honestly