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How Is This Legal?
Posted in Chicago | August 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY CLUB OWNERS THINK IT IS SMART TO PUT AN UNDERAGE HORSE ON THE COVER OF A FLYER FOR AN EVENT! WHY ARE THESE CLUBS HOLDING CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTIES NOW!! WAS CHUCK E CHEESE BOOKED FOR THE EVENING OR WHAT?
Liquor board anyone? Megan has her own VIP table, probably just serving water?- nik
Totally Agree says:
But it is not the club owners fault… if anything i would blame it on the PROMOTER!!!!! This is why i don’t go to Surreal events anymore. Feels like i am at Zero Gravity at times.
to Totally AgreeSo True says:
I agree this is why i stopped going to stone lotus or any of sureal events because brian hangs with zero gravity children..its sicknening sometimes
to So TruePeter North spunk shooter says:
Because that’s all that Douchbag Briam from Surreal bangs out is young chicks that he drugs up.
to Peter North spunk shooterGo to Zero Gravity says:
Underagers are ruining downtown nightlife!
to Go to Zero GravitySammy D says:
Im surprised they didnt go all out on the flyer and say “Sweet 16″
to Sammy Dhaha says:
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! come celebrate i just got my liscense!
to haha??? says:
Is that Amy Winehouse?
to ???Cowboy mikey says:
shes turning 17
to Cowboy mikeycrawl in a hole says:
haha second that
to crawl in a hole:) says:
I had an amazing time too <3
to :)lol... says:
someone needs to send a copy of this invite to her parents and then one to the C.P.D..
It’s one thing to sneak into a club… but being 17 and advertising your birthday party there? Now that’s just plain STUPID!
to lol...Brian is a PEDOPHILE and a RAPEST!! says:
People sent an email with a link to this page are as follows:
Office of the Mayor
City Hall – 121 N. LaSalle, Room 507
Chicago, IL 60602
DEA
740 North Sedgwick Street
2nd Floor
Chicago, IL 60610
commissioner
50 West Washington
Room 208
Chicago, IL 60602
licensing and permits
to Brian is a PEDOPHILE and a RAPEST!!121 N. La Salle St.
City Hall Room 800
Chicago, IL 60602
hahahaha says:
finally somebody steps it up and does something about it…….. dont think she’s even graduated HS yet
to hahahahaAnonymous says:
nope still at Addison Trail.
to Anonymousohhh one more contact says:
BrookFeild Zoo
1234 zoo street
we got a retard horse on the loose
to ohhh one more contactsammie says:
u guys are dumb as f*ck… leave her alone ur just mad cuz for ur birthday u couldnt get a place to have it at!! let the girl b damn!!! megan i love u mamaz
to sammieGMAFB! says:
you’re a fcukin suckwad!
to GMAFB!crawl in a hole says:
hahaha sweeettt sixxxxteeeeen OMGGGGGG im so cool i go dt underage
to crawl in a holeKelly says:
meg is fkn gorgeous yall are fkn haters!
to KellyYEAH says:
MEGAN is the ugliest girl hands down i have seen downtown!
to YEAHWhatever says:
KELLY ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! This is the ugliest 12 year old I’ve ever seen!!! I hate seeing this little trick and her little friends around. Act your age and wait unitl you turn 21 to go to a real club.
to WhateverSigmund says:
OK Meg, if you say so. We say Naaaaaaaa, Snort, Naaaaaaa!!!!!! I thought its name was “Mine that Turd”. She even snuck in on the rail at the Derby. Beware this Horses Jedi mind tricks.
to Sigmundmegan says:
is a llosserrrr
to meganshes gonna end up with aids
and to ppl that say wer jelous of her?
f*ck no, i,m not jelous of a tw*t that thinks clubbin is the most important thing in the world, is 17 and stupid, has no futute and get 20 dolalr allowances
this girl wont make it pass age 21
Really though?? says:
No need to narc out a girl on her bday party. Butttt…..
I think she’s ugly as hell. Have fun!
to Really though??the one & onlyy. =]] says:
telling CPD woujldn’t do sh*t.. cops are paid off.. i learned this first hand.. but you guys are right.. this should be a “sweet 16″ flier. haah
to the one & onlyy. =]]Jersey says:
Agreed, it’d make a great season opener for MTV’s next season of Sweet 16′!!! haha—Simon B, make your return to MTV on this one bro!!!
p.s.–> my cousins turning 8 years old next week, you think Surreal can host the party for us??
to JerseySigmund says:
Sure, just be certain to call Dateline NBC, and mix up a Pitcher of cold tea. It will be a Pedophile magnet.
to SigmundVanessa says:
Honestly..grow up!! Seriously whoever takes the time to put someone on this gay website has no life…Meg is gorgeous and a sweet girl..so stfu..leave her alone!
to Vanessahaha says:
you have no life for responding to this so clearly you were on the site too. nice try.
to hahadumb ass says:
ok so if your in here lets thing your a dumb ass toi b*tch just your month a 19yr old has your ex now lol i hope the cops get you !!
to dumb assVanessa says:
Exuse me I’m defending my friend..she’s a nice girl seriously none of you know her..um some 19 year old has my x?? uhh ok I talk to A LOT of my ex’s were friends..cuz I dont like stupid drama. and if I dont talk to that ex why the hell would I even care who he’s with..seriously nice come back dumb a$$
to Vanessabam says:
this girl is a joke. shes ruining the nightlife for chicago.. what normal 21 year old is gonna want to go downtown with these kids running round? go home and throw a house party you ugly wh*re. noone wants you and your trashbag friends downtown. ps. stop taking modeling pictures, your mouth needs a hackjob, and ur face burns my eyes to look at. oh and your body does you no justice.
to bamThe Critic says:
I see both sides on this one…
Guys, it isnt really her fault. She is young and does young stuff. If anyone should be faulted, it should be either Stone Lotus or Surreal.
Truthfully, if I was 17 and knew I could get into clubs and feel cool, I would. You are all acting like she is a 24 year old acting this way, shes just a kid. And you are all ripping on her… so cool guys.
If you want to rip on someone, pick on Brian. Otherwise, relax.
P.S. You really arent that hot Megan, you should def chill on all the pics, it’s starting to look concieted.
to The Criticguess what? says:
now its Carley Solomon’s turn…haha BIG surprise!
to guess what?Your ugly says:
If Amy winehouse and a horse had a baby this would be the result..
to Your uglyAAAAAAAAH says:
BAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
LMFAO
to AAAAAAAAHDamn Minors says:
True.. it’s not really her fault.. It is mostly Surreal’s fault for bringing in 80% underage crowd to their events. I am not sure Stone Lotus knows that these girls are minors as i am sure the door guys are paid off. Who knows.. the Chicago club scene is starting to get infested with minors and yea,, it is kind of annoying going out and meeting some cute girls,, thinking they are of age, then come to find out from your friends, the damn girl is 18… BUZZ KILL!!!!!! haha..
to Damn Minorshonestly says:
i’m nineteen and i’m jealous she got to have her b-day bash at a real bar……. but i am not jealous that she had to suck brian’s C*CK to get it. hot body megan, but you are gonna be burnt out before you get to twenty five.
to honestlymegan: says:
your starting to gain weight recently, please also fix your manly voice and your big mouth with buck teeth..
to megan:Haterade says:
u all r bunch of dorks hating on this nice girl. She is actually on of the coolest girls I know. Get a life u posers
to HateradeI blame says:
Stone lotus, they know exactly whats going on, the door guy keith will do anything for hott girls that want to get in, the new GM is a faggot as well, trust me stone lotus is dieing, once surreal leaves and finds a new tues and sat night spot, stone will close down
to I blamecrawl in a hole says:
WELL I BLAME THE UGLY HORSE. haha stay home and then no one will be at fault
…..hot? horseface isnt hot. she looks like a little chubby kid who belongs at chuckiiee cheeseee
to crawl in a holehaha says:
when i was underage, blasting myself on flyers was the last thing i did. you dont want to make a scene that your underage.
to hahawhats next says:
shes going to be a on a LA tan calender??
to whats nextSigmund says:
Her mouth is like Kryptonite to any Salmon crayon. Purple is the new Black, Meg! Rock that Crayola on your BJ …. I mean B-Day
to SigmundLiz says:
Wow another pack of haters, Yeah She is Underaged, But shes still pretty, and a really sweet girl
to LizSnow White says:
This flyer is just plain embarrassing and the little girl on it does remind me of a Mr. Ed the horse. Little girls and Stone Lotus are so gay. Maybe we should do them all a favor and make sure to stay out of Stone on this particular night for sure.
to Snow Whitecrawl in a hole says:
missed you snow white hahahaha
to crawl in a holeDouble Up says:
This girl is so damn ugly its amazing her pic keeps getting posted. Its funny how she wears sun glasses on the tip of her nose to make it not appear so F’n huge. Damn is she ugly. Her big ass mouth and rocked up head just tops it all off. Stay outta the club. Just curious, why arent you ever w/ any guys? U nasty
to Double UpMax says:
this chick looks like a troll
to Maxnick667 says:
wtf how deep has stone lotus sunk??? i guess the economy is really messed up. This chick shouldnt even be on zero a gravity flyer
to nick667c'mon says:
megan is a joke and a half
to c'monanother dj says:
this is just comedy once u make dirty u always make it here just shows noone likes a horse u been on here what 12 times now? along with vanessa n a bunch of ur friends
to another djhonestly says:
i hate megan lawless with a fkn passion
to honestlyfucking skanks says:
i was at the addison dennys once at 3 am with a buncha ppl and saw her there with like 3 guys all like 25 yrs old this bitch is a fuking skank no doubt
to fucking skankshaha says:
Plus 1!!
to hahaugly says:
vanessa you are the ugliest piece of sh*t ive ever seen u literly look like a cracked out witch
to uglyyou are just asking me to post you on this website right now
go hide under your rock
Vanessa says:
haha ok nice please grow the f*uck up thanks! Oh and I would love for you to actually come up to me and say this kind of stuff to my face instead of through the internet!
to Vanessamike says:
she got like 2 more yeart at AT
to mike