THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
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Posted in Brock's Chick, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | August 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw on Thedirty.com that you were asking if anyone has seen BC. I saw her today at South Hills Village Mall in Bethel Park, PA. I will give you the facts first, and then my opinion.
I was walking through the mall at about 3:00 when BC passed me. She was pushing her son in his stroller. I noticed a giant tattoo on her neck, and we went into Express at the same time. She had a Gucci purse and a Macy’s bag. Her hair was blond and she had it up, and she was wearing jeans and a long-sleeved orange striped shirt. I am 5′2” and she was barely my height, maybe smaller.
Now for my opinion. BC seemed skinny except for a small pooch in her belly. Her boobs didn’t look huge, but I really didn’t look that hard. Her hair was a pretty color. Other than that, she was entirely average, and I never would have noticed her for her looks if I hadn’t recognized her as BC. She could use a little lipo under her chin, and her forehead is huge. Her eyes are very odd, and overall her features are average. Her nose is very pointy in person. I will give her the benefit of the doubt since it was the middle of the day, and she was dressed down, however, she does not look even remotely like her photoshopped pics. I was actually disappointed. I have lived in PGH all my life, and there are many, many girls just as pretty or prettier than BC. I can’t believe I bought into believing how pretty she supposedly is. I didn’t take a pic because there was no way to do so without her knowing and I am not that evil!
Thank you DIRTY ARMY Soldier, your report has been noted and will be reviewed by the other soldiers in the Dirty Platoon.- nik





JuicyPrincss says:
Photoshop is for the average and it sucks.
to JuicyPrincssBarney007 says:
the tattoo on the neck leads me to believe this soldier is an idiot…
to Barney007Gyrl says:
why? Do you know BC? Do you know for a fact she doesn’t have one? I saw her before and she definitely has one. She just rarely wears her hair up
to GyrlJayko says:
Actually I’ve seen her before and she has one. It’s pretty big too. Maybe you are the idiot.
to JaykoNemo says:
Brock’s Chick was in her prime when she was pregnant!!
to Nemothoughtless says:
These are the type of entry found in many serial killers home….this dudes kinda creepy…
to thoughtlessTheWord-ATL says:
Agreed. The journals of Ed Gein.
to TheWord-ATLBobo says:
These are the type of entry? You are the type of moron found all over America.
to BoboReality check says:
You live up to your name
to Reality checkDa Nati says:
The poster is a girl you douches. Unless she is a lesbo, she is allowed to give an unbias review without sounding creepy.
to Da NatiJuicyPrincss says:
yeah..agreed. not many guys would pay attention to every detail as described by this post.
to JuicyPrincssummm ya says:
It still sounds a lil creepy… even for a chick. That post was a f*cking novel for christs sake! I’d still get a gun.
to ummm yaGumby says:
That pic isn’t even her. It’s her face put on somebody else’s body.
to GumbySt. LOUu says:
ONe word wierdo!
to St. LOUubritneyrobin says:
this person did exactly what we all would have done, so stop trying to act like this e mailer is some kind of crazy stalker.
to britneyrobinGwen says:
exactly!
to Gwen... says:
agreed. anyone would have gone home & told their friends, family, or nik if they knew him.. not just about seeing BC, but in general, they would explain a story in detail, so shut up people.
to ...ugly ho says:
Poster is a girl. Don’t try to make her out to be a stalker because she wasn’t blown away by BC’s “beauty”.
to ugly hocreole queen says:
Lol yah I would do the same if I saw my local celeb, fish lips.
to creole queenDude Bro says:
I’d put it in her butt…
to Dude BroMedium Pimpin says:
Well she has to be short because she’s like 2 inches shorter than nik, so that makes her what 4′11 or 5′0?
to Medium PimpinPickle says:
must go to south hills village mall more often…
to Picklehollafront says:
this is staci cole and she lives in florida….why would this girl be in PA???
to hollafrontOh Caramel (the real one) says:
Welcome in 2009, she doesn’t live in Florida anymore and she changed her name for Staci Gonzales.
to Oh Caramel (the real one)EV says:
Females trolling this site are so retarded. “LIKE, OMG! HE NOTICED EVERYTHING I ATTACH ON MY BODY TO BE NOTICED, HE MUST BE A CREEPER!
to EVsash says:
she took the nasty implants out i take it? thank god
but yeah she popped a kid no surprise she has the pooch,esp if she had a c-section since you cant bounce back as easily
and yeah shes always been a good looking girl but she has a plain body and snaggle teeth on the sides.i wouldnt say she is gorgeous without the help of photoshop.
to sashi thought her kid got the wonk eyes from keith but maybe her too o_O maybe she shouldnt have aborted her first couple “mistakes”,she doesnt have a cutesie beautiful baby to parade around like a show dog now.
... says:
the kid got the wonk eyes from both of them (as well as maybe f.a.s.)… have you really ever noticed hers? she looks like a touch of dows as well, just go thru her pics on here.
to ...Colonel Troutman says:
Only on this site. A girl does the zombies here a favor and gets put on blast. How many losers can show up on one site? *ss clowns.
to Colonel TroutmanTruth says:
Staci has never been pretty in person. Her photoshopped pics are very deceiving to anyone who doesn’t know what she really looks like. At best she’s cute and yes, she’s very short. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a legal midget. The report is creepy but pretty accurate.
to Truthhmmm says:
scary how you track people online
to hmmmummm ya says:
I agree… this person sounds like a major creepy stalker. WOW… If I were Brocks Chick and I saw this I would be scared and start carrying a gun! A simple “I saw her at the mall w/ her son the other day. She looked good.” Would have sufficed… Psycho!
to ummm yayeah no says:
are you f*cking serious? she noticed her at the mall and answered nik’s question. it’s not like she followed her there and stalked her on the way home. Stfu and get over yourself. you’re a dirty celeb for a reason, accept the fact that you’re an average fatty.
to yeah nosaucy says:
agree w/ ‘yeah no’… ‘ummm ya’ you would do the exact same thing if u saw ur ex, or ur ex’s new bf/gf, how can u act like u wouldn’t? it’s simply recalling what u saw, what does having a good memory & paying attention making u a stalker? i don’t think so.
to saucywow just wow says:
what a huge stalker, desperate & gross. hi if staci didnt look like her pics you wouldnt have noticed her or cared or recognized her. she is hot accept it, then go cry about it some more. like she even cares how she look at the mall mid day with her kid. clearly you ppl lovelovelove her life the most. pathetic.
to wow just wownaht says:
maybe she noticed the freaky looking kid in the stroller and put 2 and 2 together? If staci looked like she does in her photoshopped pics, she’d be a walking cartoon. ever notice how celeb impersonators can look like a celeb but be a thousand times uglier? that’s kinda how it works with staci when you see her in person. you must be her or one of her very few “close” friends. she may have been hot once, but that boat sailed a long time ago…in dim lighting.
to nahtstupid just stupid says:
It seems like someone’s opinion. A fair assessment, I don’t see anyone crying about it. I would think she would care how she looks all the time considering she puts everything she does online in pictures. I would like to believe she is hot, but there is simply too much evidence otherwise. Big deal, being hot isn’t everything. You must be Staci – get a job or something that contributes to society in some way.
to stupid just stupidTed says:
you sound delusional. Anyway, Nik’s posted pics of BC without photoshop, so that’s probably how she recognized her.
to Tedlmfao says:
yea ok so the emailer is automatically jealous… right… not! who are you, heidi montag? thinking that if a girl critiques another girl she is simply jealous?.. oh yea & staci would care. she’s staci c*le. she’s in love with herself. she made herself “popular” by uploading her 100’s of pics to every site possible, makes many profiles of herself & uses certain ones at certain times but doesn’t delete any, thus helping her stay popular. yea she would be very flattered & love the fact someone “noticed” her. she wants to be known purely for her beauty, so if u want to be the most gorgeous girl in the world, people will let u know when ur not.
to lmfaobah. says:
This soldier needs a demotion.
to bah.Jess says:
i’m so glad her days are over.. she had a good run, but it’s done. for anyone who says that we are jealous of her, we’re not. it’s ALLLLL photoshop & we know it. she does not look like that in real life.
& have u ever read her comments to her friends (yea go ahead & say i’m a stalker i don’t care, i’m not).. i’m just sayin, i’ve seen the comments she’s left to people & she tries WAAAAYY too hard. it’s not attractive. all she talks about is drinking!!! no wonder her baby looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome. it’s always wine this, alcohol that, pictures of wine bottles, “we need to get sh*tfaced!” “when does the sh*tshow begin?!”… sooo annoying. & her language! geez enough with the cursing! such a pottymouth.& she jokes around about being a “baby killer”. who jokes about that? she also left a comment about her dog getting fixed that said “yea too bad for that fat bi*ch getting snipped”.. about her own dog, it’s just stupid. ok i’m done. staci is retarded. used to think she was gorgeous but caught on to all the photoshop. have some more babies, live off keith & your parents, and stay away.
to JessLOL says:
I know for a fact that BC is not smaller than 5′2. She is the same height as Jenna Jameson and JJ is a cool 5′4. You definitely described her to a tee, but no way she was at that mall yesterday when you saw her.
to LOLdr cool jay says:
wrong, staci’s 5′ max.
to dr cool jaybytheway says:
Stalking is not defined by reporting on what someone looks like in detail. Nik put the question out there – someone reported. I think it was kinda a joke. Doesn’t seem desperate to me, just funny. You people take everything so seriously, did you even realize this site is a parody?. Get out the dictionary, idiots, and look up parody and stalking. Then get back to me.
to bythewayReality check says:
I think BC would care how she looks at the mall considering she photographs her every move and puts it online. If anyone is crying it’s because BC is such a troll in real life! This was someone’s opinion – they are allowed to have it! I go to the mall all the time looking a mess – but I am still recognizable as being the same person in every pic I have. I’m sick of girls seeing her photoshopped pics and thinking there’s something wrong with them because they don’t look like that. F that. Maybe BC doesn’t either. I’m sure if she did she would be in Hollywood making money off it.
to Reality checkUmm says:
The tattoo on the neck is of her sons name
to Ummsaucy says:
i’ve also seen a picture of a tattoo that says “coyner” and it’s not a mans tatoo it’s very feminine, so its not keith. cant tell where on her body it is tho. soo stupid. and neck tattoos are for trash!
to saucysash says:
its on her upper waist under her tits..seriously :/
to sashGyrl says:
I can’t believe how emotional some of you get over this person you don’t know! Just accept that she is average. So what? Why are you all emotionally involved in this? No one said she is ugly. Unless all of you are Staci and her man pretending to be other people!
to GyrlPeanut says:
For one thing, her nose looks exactly the same, which is scary. Huge tipoff. And she has pretty hair. So those things make her recongnizable. No one has a nose like that besides Michael JAckson and he’s dead
to PeanutKC says:
she does not have a huge tattoo on her neck…
to KCLovelace says:
yeah she does. Its her sons name with a large about of crap around it.
to LovelaceKC says:
Where is there a pic of that
to KCPeanut says:
she absolutely has a tattoo on her neck of her son’s name. I don’t know where there is a pic b/c I am not psychic. But it is there, accept it.
to PeanutRealDeal says:
Photoshop=The Devil
to RealDealPunum says:
I think the poster was just giving Nik the facts, like they said. So what. If it was a stalker they would have followed her all around the mall and maybe even home lol! I think a stalker would be more the type that writes about how perfect she is despite all the evidence that she is average.
to Punum