Caption of the Day
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Star Bright? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Yesterdays Winner: Peter Griffin
It’s only gay if you make eye contact.
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210 Responses to “Caption of the Day”
“Hey Honey, Do you think these fish nets make me look fat?”
100% cotton really does shrink
goth’s not dead, she just sat on it
Sister of the dude who snuck a gun into jail beneath the rolls.
Happy Halloween from Pinkbury and the Honey Baked Ham company
HER BUTT IS IN THE FRONT AND LOOKS LIKE SHE DOES HAVE ONE IN BACK. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
Kate ate her eight…
when you go to a rave this is what you wakeup with the next day
Emopotomus - When the world gets you down… EAT IT!
Damn, I’m going to have to roll this one in flower to find the wet spot!
The cover of Kelly Osbournes new sex tape that is about to leak!
Thanks to Paul Watson and the galiant crew of the Sea Shepherd this one was saved from certain death at the hands of whalers.
Photoshop is for liars.
depressed ever since Jon left for farty, Kate ate her eight…
By the way this is not my vagina but feel free …
Chunks sister really wanted to be a part of the Goonies but her brother was just too good at the truffle shuffle so she had this to offer.
all you need to get with me fellas is a bag of flower to find the wet spots
A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
and says, “Excuse me ma’am, could you please leave the beach?”
The obese lady replies, “Why? What’s wrong?”
“We’ll you see,” says the lifeguard, “It’s getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!”
“After getting stood up from the prom, this picture was taken just six months later with the same outfit she was wearing after that dreadful night.”
“On the next episode of Whale Wars….”
i didnt know it was possible for fishnet to get stretch marks!
I figured if I ate the entire “sweet 16″ lineup, I’d have to win!
I can’t decide if I want the front butt or the back one!
shortly after this photo was taken the elusive pink punk whale slipped back into the ocean never to be seen again.
Kelly Osborne feels much sexier these days after getting gastric bypass.
You too can find this picture on the internet..just type in Gunt.
Well, it said ONE SIZE FITS SOME, but not all of me….
I heard Kirstie Alley gained all that weight back!
You would have to roll over twice to get off of her Nik!!
s Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I bet when she gets outta bed, she rocks herself back to sleep….. love “yo Mama” jokes 
After leaving the Dirty, and no longer feeling the daily pressure to maintain her figure, Kaden Solo really let herself go.l
I have never seen someone’s stomach regurgitate an entire head that looks like that!
“Got GUNT”
Rusty Pipe Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I win, Nik don’t be a hater and award t shirt to funny poster as opposed to boot licker you know.
I can’t believe it either!!! I can still fit into my favorite t-shirt from 2nd grade!!!!
Since when did Nik stop putting the pink hearts for censors? *******Atleast she is shaven.
no amount of alcohol in your system could ever make that thing attractive
When looking for prostitutes on craiglist goes horribly wrong…
now you know why fisherman’s nets are dangerous to sea mammals
Playboy 2010. Fresh Fupas Edition. (instead of fresh faces)
SWF looking for sexy white male sugar Daddy. Yes… I like sugar. My friends say I look like the white Oprah. My hobbies are eating, watching tv, picking out belly button lint and eating. I will give you the ride of your life. Please bring your snorkel.
Websters Dictionary: New Definitions
Transgender: Transgender is the state of one’s “gender identity” (self-identification as woman, man, or neither) not matching one’s “assigned sex”.
Trans-Fat-Gender: is the state of one’s “gender identity” when one has consumed so much transfat that you can tell the gender.
I’m sweating like a pack of M&M’s in her pocket trying to come up with a caption. But, I’m just too disgusted!
NO GENDER TEST REQUIRED!!!!!!
I’m 100% HAWG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if kelly clarkson and E. Honda from street fighter had a kid
“I like this outfit, but do you think it clashes with my new blanket on the couch here?”
With the discovery of his newest model, Russell Simmons has changed the name of Baby Phat to Phat Phuck for the launch of his fall line.
My 3 year old son saw that pic and asked me, “Mommy, is that a butt or a belly?”
Wha? Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Did you show him the nakey pictures too? Sheesh
Kids having kids…….
Don’t you wish your girl friend was hot like me!!
Knead the dough and bake at 350 degrees for-EVER!!!!
Apparently fishnet body stockings do have a breaking point. Who would have thunk it?
I sell it by the pound an if ya buy 1 ya get 10 free!
Seriously, What is remotely funny about this pic? It’s just disgusting. At least get funny pics up there nik! All the comments are lame by the way.
hey baby, in case you were wondering, my garter belt size is “equator”…..
And the number one reason why beer goggles at a bar are bad is…
H.R.Puffing Stuff or Barney don’t have nothing compared to me!
Hmmm, interesting; I have never seen cast nets used quite like that before… pink no less.
The new poster girl for the T.A.G. girls!!!
Tits,Ass and Gut!
Ever wonder where McDonald’s gets its hamburger from?
What Nik use to wake up to before he started “The Dirty ” !!!
you guys are fucking stupid, shes cute as hell, and im sure a better fuck then any of you asshats.
AP: yestrday off the shores of japan a whale was caught using their new neon colored fishnets.
“Babe, it looks great but maybe you should have gotten a medium?”
….and the Winner of the go to Vegas Labor Day Weekend!
and the winner of the Bill Clinton Foundation Intern of the Year contest is…
looks like someone found a picture of pucker that wasn’t photoshopped…
Damn Myspace, she told me she looked like Avril Lavigne!
“Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me?” HELL NO!!!!!!!!
screw the t-shirt, nik owes me a keyboard. theres vomit on mine.
It looks like fairy floss but its actually a skull on my shirt…
Want a cupcake?
She looks like she is a teenager I mean look at her comforter she is still a kid.
She comes with her own flour so you can find the wet spot
P.E.T.A.’S next “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” model.
Honey usually I would go skiny dipping but I have something special for you. Chunky dunking it’s the hot thing now.
Perez Hilton prepares for another monday morning
fish net deadliest catch !!!! n they say the loch ness monster isnt real
SERIOUSLY HOW WAS THAT PICKED AS THE BEST CAPTION FOR THAT PIC…DUMBASSES!
Kelly Osbourne has some work to do before Dancing With The Stars…
Nik, you’ve really got to stop posting pics from your own camera.
she was rocking the beer gut… maybe the beer keg!!!!
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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
Nickle in about 2 years!!!
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