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  1. August 14, 2009 at 9:11 am

    JuicyPrincss says:

    Not too impressed.

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  2. August 14, 2009 at 9:13 am

    TheIcon says:

    Geezus if you touch those photos up anymore with photoshop you mid as well go full on CGI.

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    • August 14, 2009 at 1:43 pm

      vVv says:

      What is up with her mouth half open? tryin to be sexy but it looks RETARDED like shes saying “uh uh uh uh sofa king wee todd idd uhuh buh buh *drools* “

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  3. August 14, 2009 at 9:13 am

    gross says:

    Good lord she is sooooo damn ugly!!

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  4. August 14, 2009 at 9:23 am

    WTF says:

    She looks like she has down syndrome, and why is her mouth always open like she’s about to puke.

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  5. August 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Anonymous says:

    BOOOORRIINNGGGG

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  6. August 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

    HAHAA says:

    BBORRINNGGG

    Reply to HAHAA
  7. August 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Hot to Trot says:

    MTV-1… Viewing audience – 0. Way to pull the wool over Americas eyes. By the way, when are they going to stop calling it MTV & start calling it C.A.H.S.R.S.W.U.H (Cheesy A*s High School Reality Shows With Ugly H*es)?

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  8. August 14, 2009 at 9:25 am

    HB-GIRLY says:

    I like the first pic =)

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  9. August 14, 2009 at 9:31 am

    slice says:

    is it even possible for her to take a picture with her mouth shut?? fake nose, fake boobs, fake hair, fake everything…and it still doesn’t make her sexy!

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  10. August 14, 2009 at 9:33 am

    puhleeeze says:

    if you cut off her head it would be so much better

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  11. August 14, 2009 at 9:35 am

    WhatThatThereSauce says:

    She has Mike & Ike head syndrome.

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  12. August 14, 2009 at 9:41 am

    lol says:

    I THINK SHE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!

    I WOULD DO HER

    YOUR RIGHT THOUGH ITS PLATBOY TAKE SHOW SOME BOOBS AT LEAST

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  13. August 14, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Trevor says:

    Id still put it inbetween those fun bags, and close my eyes.

    Reply to Trevor
  14. August 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

    dale of scotts says:

    a horse walks into a bar
    the bartender says, “what’s with the long face?”

    not only has playboy gone down hill. i’m tired of these so called “celebritites” NOT getting naked in Playboy.

    WTF, this isn’t Maxium magazine.
    I can’t wait for Audrina’s photoshoot, she might show some ankle if we’re lucking.
    Thanks Hef

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  15. August 14, 2009 at 9:54 am

    DrinkyDrink says:

    Kill it before it makes babies!

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  16. August 14, 2009 at 10:03 am

    Eve says:

    the only pic I like is the second one…..and it doesn’t look anything like her

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  17. August 14, 2009 at 10:03 am

    spencer says:

    She looks like an angel from colorado, touched down in L.A., and you guys can put a cork in it. Mustache=fly h*es, get a grip mofo’s

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  18. August 14, 2009 at 10:08 am

    LC says:

    I remember heidi when she was normal, we’d bump tacos all night and help each other with eyeliner, now she looks like a great big monster, by the way justin bobby and heidi hooked up when her and spence were having issues. Heard he finger banged her during the movie “serendipity”

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  19. August 14, 2009 at 10:11 am

    Cerissa says:

    Disappointment is what comes to my mind. Poor sap. Old age must be a b*tch. What a tragic end to Playboy.

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  20. August 14, 2009 at 10:25 am

    miss m says:

    The most ironic thing is that this girl is always spouting off about her religious beliefs and constantly posting bible verses on her twitter… she must have skipped the week in sunday school about being lustful.. although i doubt many men will lust afer these…

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  21. August 14, 2009 at 10:45 am

    #1 says:

    even though she is crazy as hell i would still hit that

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  22. August 14, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Dasher says:

    She needs to close her mouth… she’s letting the flies in.

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  23. August 14, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Wow... says:

    What’s the point of posing in Playboy if you don’t show at least a little nipple?
    Even Maxim spreads have more skin than this…yawn.

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  24. August 14, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Anonymous says:

    The second picture looks like the photo shop her head on the body. She is fake all the way from hair, boobs, nose and everything else. What happen to all nautral women in playboy. IT’S sad we have fake as playmates here in san antonio and now this. What is this world coming to..

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  25. August 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    TPD says:

    Sorry but she is NOT hot…and these photos effin SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to TPD
  26. August 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    jusROLLN says:

    wheres her jiu jitsu blue-belt hubby spencer…. just saying. he really pushes like a girl.

    Reply to jusROLLN
  27. August 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    KnightFall says:

    These suck!!
    even if she was naked I would not be impressed

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  28. August 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    A REAL KICKURAZZ MEXICAN says:

    YOU GUYS ARE LAME, I WILL ADMIT SHE IS STUPID, BUT C’MON THEY ALL ARE, SO THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT.

    SHE IS PRETTY DAMN FINE, BIG TITS, BIG NICE ASS, SHE IS CUTE, NOT UGLY.

    SHE WOULD DO ME IN A HEARTBEAT!

    NIK, STFU…YOU WOULD BE ALL OVER THIS CHICK TOO!

    Reply to A REAL KICKURAZZ MEXICAN
  29. August 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Pissed says:

    What makes this b*tch think that she doesn’t have to get naked for playboy??? She’s nobody get naked sl*t!!!!!!

    Reply to Pissed
  30. August 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Nikki says:

    YOU WOULD THINK SHE WOULD LOOK BETTER IN THE MAG. SHE’S HAD A LOT OF WORK DONE

    Reply to Nikki
  31. August 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    beli says:

    close your mouth, heidi…..you look like sh*t

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  32. August 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    cheese says:

    blank, open-mouthed model stares are not hot. I’m not looking at playboy for the amusing articles, so you better get to seducing me with those pics…

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  33. August 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Baron von Purple says:

    WWJD?

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  34. August 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Get em girl says:

    im assuming she left her mouth open for some dude to stick it in.. pathetic! and she had the nerve to think shes sexy.. tree legs long face horse lookin bytch

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  35. August 14, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Socal* says:

    This over exposed bimbo needs to stop. No one is interested the only thing worse than her is her douchebag husband. Playboy really sucks now.

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  36. August 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    they should give this issue says:

    out with Viagra. That way if the effects last more than 4 hours you won’t have to head to the ER. This is probably the LEAST sexy photo shoot I’ve ever seen. That two girls one cup sh*t was sexier. You notice in the pictures from far away she’s ok, but the close ups she isn’t even the same person. She’s from Utah right? Her look’s very stereotypical…extra plain but tricks you with all the additives that can be acquired at Sally’s Beauty Supply.

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  37. August 15, 2009 at 6:16 am

    mydick says:

    whats with the open mouth in every pic..she looks heinous.

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  38. August 15, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Lesson for the Ignorant says:

    I could take hotter pictures with a disposable camera. She can actually look OKAY at times… these pics do NOTHING but accentuate her negative features. Terrible. They don’t even look like Playboy. LAME.

    Reply to Lesson for the Ignorant
  39. August 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    this statement might be over the top, but... says:

    I hope she and spencer get run over by a bus and knocked into a wood chipper.

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  40. August 15, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    talk about horse face says:

    Look at that jaw. Jesus. Her parents must be proud of their daughters career and their new son in law. I feel so bad for them right now.

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  41. August 15, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    mahgreg says:

    The 2′s look pretty good in the first pic…

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  42. August 16, 2009 at 2:10 am

    hmmmm... says:

    she is ugly and boring..would rather see LC

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  43. August 16, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Anonymous says:

    i would deff hit thats about it though

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  44. August 17, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    ATX says:

    not naked… WTF. She must suck a mean one

    Reply to ATX
  45. August 23, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Odub says:

    WTF! Heff, Im going to cancel my subscription for this. and to think i almost bought this at the store

    Reply to Odub

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