Caption of the Day

Posted in Caption of the Day, Noodle Nation, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | August 26th, 2009

Fake or real

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REAL SGM? Please be funny and not racist.

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Caption of the Day
  1. August 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    MR. Cully says:

    Crouching Tiger Hidden SGM

    Reply to MR. Cully
  2. August 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    vandy303 says:

    I’m on a tiger MOTHERF&^(R! On a tiger and don’t you forget it!

    Reply to vandy303
  3. August 26, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Doc says:

    The blueprint for a new Ed Hardy tee.

    Reply to Doc
  4. August 26, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    QuoteOfDayChamp says:

    Fake…REAL SGM look good when they scissor.

    Reply to QuoteOfDayChamp
  5. August 26, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Austin says:

    I told you, Chicken make lousy house pet!!

    Reply to Austin
  6. August 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    AVStempe says:

    “Who want tiger noodle soup with SGM sauce”

    Reply to AVStempe
  7. August 26, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Mark says:

    Now you too can have your very own Ed Farty tiger!

    Reply to Mark
  8. August 26, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    AVStempe says:

    I don’t know about you Roy but something smells of noodles.

    Reply to AVStempe
  9. August 26, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Rkid says:

    there grrreeeaaattt!!!!!

    Reply to Rkid
  10. August 26, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Eighter says:

    Mmmm Chinese today excellent, the Italian yesterday made me feel bloated.

    Reply to Eighter
  11. August 26, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    i got it says:

    absorootree

    Reply to i got it
  12. August 26, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Dan says:

    evidently white tigers like sauerkraut and bengals love noodles

    Reply to Dan
  13. August 26, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Knob Polisher says:

    Does this mean she has tiger toe versus camel toe?

    Reply to Knob Polisher
  14. August 26, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Knob Polisher says:

    Yes, he will eat me in only 2 bites….

    Reply to Knob Polisher
  15. August 26, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Zooted says:

    Me chinese dont fok wit me i’ll send my tiger to fok up thee!

    Reply to Zooted
  16. August 26, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    corgilover says:

    Mr. Chang can fit 2 tiger fingers in my a$$hole

    Reply to corgilover
  17. August 26, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Gross says:

    How can you post a picture of an asian lady straddling a tiger and then ask not to be racist? Doesn’t that eliminate all the best jokes?

    Reply to Gross
  18. August 26, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    MoEID says:

    NOW I HAVE 2 HAIRY PUSSY! AHA!

    Reply to MoEID
  19. August 26, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    Dirty Ol' Ho says:

    When check tiger for bowel impaction first sit on back then take these two fingers…

    Reply to Dirty Ol' Ho
  20. August 26, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    ? says:

    aahhhhhh yes yes 2 fingers in ze bunghole kids

    Reply to ?
  21. August 26, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    MOEID says:

    NOW I HAVE 2 HAIR PUSSY! AHA!

    Reply to MOEID
  22. August 26, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Black Male says:

    After he eats that Noodle, the Tiger will be hungry again in 2 hours!

    Reply to Black Male
  23. August 26, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    fresco says:

    Dirty Army, I come in peace!!!

    Reply to fresco
  24. August 26, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    melon says:

    I dare you call me fake scissor gang mafia round eye!

    Reply to melon
  25. August 26, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    I Know Tristan says:

    T-I-G-E-RRRR PENIS…….VERRRRYYYYY RARREEEEEE (BOOTY CALL – MOVIE)

    Reply to I Know Tristan
  26. August 26, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    LOOT CAKES says:

    Now at the Mirage…Siegfried and Choy!

    Reply to LOOT CAKES
  27. August 26, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    lololololol says:

    ASIAN ACCENT: What ta Chinese Ty-Gah fav-rit food?

    EggRoarrrrrrr… EggRoarrrrrr

    Reply to lololololol
  28. August 27, 2009 at 12:40 am

    X says:

    “Hey guys, hey guys… F#CK THIS TIGER!”

    Reply to X
  29. August 27, 2009 at 5:05 am

    Joe says:

    If this doas not get me SGM status I’m gonna kill that f^cking Nik Richie

    Reply to Joe
  30. August 27, 2009 at 5:20 am

    Bruno says:

    Riding a GD tiger??? That is HARDCORE SGM!!!

    Reply to Bruno
  31. August 27, 2009 at 5:30 am

    Dave says:

    Ed Hardy’s new ad campaign to corner the Asian market…

    Reply to Dave
  32. August 27, 2009 at 6:37 am

    Ramit2heck says:

    Sitting on that huge tiger… I think her village is missing its idiot….

    Reply to Ramit2heck
  33. August 27, 2009 at 7:32 am

    WTF says:

    Peace out Girl Scout! Thats how we roll!

    Reply to WTF
  34. August 27, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Yup says:

    They just cleaned all of the crap out of the Tiger pit… but something still smells?

    Reply to Yup
  35. August 27, 2009 at 8:10 am

    ummmm says:

    “I keep two cats, the rest I eat”

    Reply to ummmm
  36. August 27, 2009 at 8:50 am

    Go Devils says:

    Deleted scene from the Hangover. Mr. Chao and Tyson’s tiger make friends.

    Reply to Go Devils
  37. August 27, 2009 at 10:18 am

    Thor says:

    Fake SGM – real SGM don’t wear tiger strings

    Reply to Thor
  38. August 27, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Rick says:

    She puts the Thai in Thai-ger??

    Reply to Rick
  39. August 27, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Thizzz Guy says:

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.

    Reply to Thizzz Guy
  40. August 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    C-dub says:

    …With these two fingers, I rip off his Greg!

    Reply to C-dub
  41. August 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Mojo says:

    STILL SMELLS LIKE NOODLES…

    Reply to Mojo
  42. August 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Mojo says:

    NOW WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I STICK “2″ FINGERS UP HIS BUTT…

    Reply to Mojo
  43. August 27, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    hELLO tIGER says:

    i’VE GOT A TIGER BETWEEN MY LEGS TOO!

    Reply to hELLO tIGER
  44. August 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    Ex Lax says:

    Tiger says that monkey on my back sure know’s how to scratch my balls

    Reply to Ex Lax
  45. October 20, 2009 at 8:18 am

    Earlyle Bukowski says:

    Asian b*tches always do seem to sit on some pretty ferocious p*ssy, even in old age

    Reply to Earlyle Bukowski
  46. November 2, 2009 at 1:10 am

    Big A says:

    The tiger looks like hes thinking to himself “damn when is this noodle azz bing bong gonna stop riding me and start rubbing my little tiger”
    while Bing bong is thinking ” Damn why I alwayz hav to jerk tiger off. why I hav to harvest Tiger Balm?”

    Reply to Big A

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