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Heidi Montag Has Lost Her Stripper Mind
Posted in Dirty TV, Hollywood, The Dirty | August 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: MTV The Aftershow Host Jessi Cruickshank goes clubbing with Heidi and Spencer after the Miss Universe Pageant Performance… FUNNY!
Isn’t that the same outfit Britney Spears wore like 3 years ago? I really think Spencer gives Heidi her medication in the mornings.- nik
G says:
She went out in the same outfit she performed in? Even strippers don’t do that.
to Gjackie says:
So foul. And it’s not even like that outfit was cute. Her crotch looked a million miles long. And people say Gaga is the hermaphrodite….
to jackieyeah! says:
Totally agree! What was with the long crotch? No wonder she wouldn’t get totally nude in playboy… She’s hiding something. And I though her and spencer hated lady gaga but she giving him a really aweful lapdance to her song. They’re so weird! And why is she humping his leg like a horny dog?? What losers
to yeah!No doubt... says:
She dances like she’s having a seizure.
to No doubt...100% Class says:
I was thinking the same thing. Real strippers have more stamina and can dance without looking like they’re going to swallow their tongue and die on the floor. Just sayin’…
to 100% ClassJess says:
HAHAHA for real!!!!
to Jess.... says:
Jessi is soooo uncomfortable! Ha ha…goodness, lighten up, she’s just having fun.
to ....NatDizZLe says:
WTF! ah hahaha she’s F*ucken Lame she still ask’s “like that?” in the end. NO B*TCH NoT LiKE ThAT TaKE SOmE LeSSoNS at VeRy LEasT… But EVeN ThaT I DouBt WiLL HeLP!!
to NatDizZLeTatazz says:
Is it necessary to type like a complete dumb@ss?
to Tatazzweak sauce says:
I concur, I hate that sh*t! shows the true level of intellect we’re dealing with here…
to weak sauceannoying says:
it wasn’t even cool to type like that when aol & aim first started… people just thought it was because they were 10. stop doing it please.
to annoyingstupid says:
I agree. PLEASE stop trying like that. It is not and was never cool.
to stupidRambo says:
They are the fakest couple ever! And she is the worst dancer I have ever seen
to RamboDirtyArmySD says:
Has no beat, and she’s beat
to DirtyArmySDCutenbored says:
I think she got the outfit at the celebrity consignment store in BH….
Oh, and just a note, those two freaks have gone from douchebags, to just creepy!
to CutenboredJugo says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! HEIDI IS RETARDED!!!!!
to JugoMr. Nati says:
Now that is funny……. and true!
to Mr. Natievil one says:
can someone tell me why I should give a sh*t about those
to evil onetwo zero talent douchebags ?
WTF says:
WTF was that? A retarded chimp could dance better then that. I agree with #1, she needs medical attention ASAP.
to WTFlol says:
OMG i am dying, a retarded chimp, too FN funny!!
to lolhahah says:
is someone trying to get some publicity? shes a C list celeb trying a bit too hard. Heidi you cant sing… and humping the air continuously is not dancing. NO TALENT, ive decided.
to hahahWTF says:
Correction, she is a Z list celeb. Designers hate it when she wears their clothing.
to WTFMr. Nati says:
This is so sad, I couldn’t even stomach watching the whole thing.
to Mr. Natijust.a.girl.9000 says:
these two are complete tools. i don’t understand why people even follow them. shameless self promoters and rather creepy.
to just.a.girl.9000*$@R@(-)* says:
She looks like her c**tchie smells!!
to *$@R@(-)*st. pete dirty army says:
i’ do her…
to st. pete dirty armyyo nik says:
well now i know why heidi got into reality tv instead of stripping…i wouldnt give her 2 bits for that dance.
to yo nikBanger says:
She dances like a white skank, oh yeah – she is.
to BangerAnonymous says:
can she not change her clothes. that outfit is ugly
to Anonymousew says:
can she not change her clothes. that outfit is ugly
to ewyuck says:
she can’t even move her hips correctly…if she f*cks him like that, it must be painful!
to yuckAnonnymous spectator in austin says:
That poor thing, she has no rhythm….It hurts me to watch her convulse like that…
to Anonnymous spectator in austinCriss Angel... says:
Could you imagine how he bangs? LOL! I’m actually surprised there isn’t a sex tape yet.
to Criss Angel...Imperio says:
I liked her cameo at the end of Nights in Rodanthe..where she ran across the beach with wild abandon. Wait, that was her music video. My bad.
to ImperioWHITE BOY says:
That was hotter than her BS wanna be Playboy spread…
to WHITE BOYjackie says:
I completely agree. Why the HELL did she do a spread and then not even show a nipple????!!!
to jackiechick in LA says:
WOW is their any WHITE girls that actually have some great moves? LMAO
Even Paris Hilton dances better then her
to chick in LAstupid says:
haha yeah… it’s because she’s white, not because she’s a f*cking headcase.
get over yourself. half the black girls i see dancing just bounce their ass like they’re having a seizure. relax buddy.
to stupidRacism is Lame! says:
Hey douche in LA, there are many white girls with moves so why dont you shut your racist mouth and get a life..!!!
to Racism is Lame!Tamika Jones says:
Are there any black people who can spell?
to Tamika JonesPurple Crayon says:
Your clever Tamika J. I like your style.
to Purple Crayonanonymous says:
notice the attempted smooth wedgie pick toward the end…seriously?
to anonymousdat dude says:
she sux.
to dat dudecharli says:
hahahahahaha that is pitiful! She tries so hard to be sexy and it’s not happening. I think her, Kim kardashian and Whitney Houston should start a dance troup!!!
to charliHAHAHA says:
OMGGGGG SHE IS SOOOOOO PATHETIC!
to HAHAHAcuts says:
I really don’t know why that guy doesn’t just come out of the closet.
That is how you hug your sister not your hot wife
Diffidently for the gays
to cutsdeepcover says:
yikes!!!!
to deepcoverWow says:
God, i hate them.
to WowH says:
You can tell even Spencer wants her to stop…
to Hlol says:
omg sooo bad i thought i couldnt dance lmao
to lolFunky Skunk says:
Her ass is starting to look like a bag of wet laundry, they are mentally ill for sure.
to Funky SkunkSH69 says:
That woman with them looks terrified and the fact that they are playing the MAN Lady Gaga makes it even worse!
to SH69don't get it.. says:
this proves they have the worst sex on the planet. heidi should hide it.
to don't get it..susan says:
they might have the worst sex but Heidi reports that she has 15 to 20 big “Os” each day.
to susanporklift says:
Toys will do that…
to porklift20_Milli says:
Horse face cant dance to safe her or her lame hubbies life. It makes my heart heavy to see her sink this low….. Not!!
to 20_MilliAmerican says:
I don’t even think I would get a boner if she gave me a lap dance.
to AmericanWhatever says:
No rythym.
That performance was as bad as the one at the pageant. She has no talent dancing or singing.
I thought the same thought about BSpears outfit at the time of the pageant performance.
to Whateverumm.. says:
is that WJWD?? (what Jesus would do)?? I thought those 2 twits were “all bible thumping” and “children of God”…Does god live in the Rhino?? they are BOTH too stupid for words.
to umm..Your Girl Toodles says:
Spencers’ face is as greasy as ever….
to Your Girl ToodlesAnonymous says:
love heidi!!!
to AnonymousSilver Fox says:
The fakest, stupidest pair of idiots EVEr and yet here we are, talking about them.
to Silver Foxporklift says:
Wow?
to porkliftwootie says:
She sucks in bed. I decided.
to wootieohwow says:
wow that’s just as lame as her “live” performance. the lady next to them looks like she’s about to run. they talked trash about lady gaga but as you can tell she is still singing the song? idiots.
to ohwowHeidi Montag says:
Has anyone seen my *ss?
to Heidi Montag.. says:
i can’t watch…its painful seeing someone humiliate themselves like this. just awful.
to ..Yikes! says:
That looks drug fueled…wtf?! You can tell she’s either checking herself out in the mirror, or checking the mirror to see if the people behind her are watching. Ugh!
to Yikes!Jess says:
seriously, she was checking herself out in the mirror the whole time. it’s unfortunate that we’re even talking about them. that’s exactly what they want. most people would hate bad press. but this proves that some love attention no matter what. no press is bad press for them. and it’s sad. yea they have money and they love it, but they dont care that they sunk this low.. heidi would never have become this person if it werent for spencer.
to Jess