Another Victim Of Buzz Light Year (Turbo)
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty | August 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, totally met tony at a pool party once in OC. he tried to hook up with me but i had already seen him mackin on some underage broad 5 minutes before he hit on me, so like any classy lady would i declined his advances. he was so mad i rejected him, he went off on me. agro style! Cussing, screaming, telling me off. I was in utter shock! he knew better to touch me id fo-sho beat his old ass! nice work on the police report, i had no idea he was 34. i guess that explains the grey hair and rotting brown teeth! yikes! i mean any guy that dates girls half his age is a loser to begin with right? now add wife beating to his resume and hell most def pick up even classier girls.
So wait… if I hook up with a 19 year old does that make me a loser too?- nik
Leshter says:
This guy really hates women…. He’s a bomb and it’s just a matter of time before he loses it and kills someone.
to LeshterDon`t do it... says:
I`m 48 and my gf is 19 does that make me a dirty old man? wait don`t answer that she loves me for my money and I`m ok with that, Especially when she brings me play things from college.
to Don`t do it...chittykats says:
Ya think?
to chittykatsNoBama says:
Women are like dog poop…the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
to NoBamaLisa says:
Yes Nik, that would make you a loser too. Any guy who dates a women more than 4 years younger is a gross letch and loser…so yes you too would be a loser like turbo if you dated some one that young.
to LisaOBT says:
wait… so if an 75 year old man dates a 70 year old woman he is a gross letch and loser?
to OBTthe man says:
really….wtf. i cant speak for others on here but my idea of a loser greatly differs from yours. i can think of a lot worse things than dating someone 4,5 even 10 years younger. did your man cheat with a younger girl??? i think prob so or youre insecure cuz your body doesnt look the same anymore. maybe dont eat so much and hit the gym….hater!
to the manNik Snitchie says:
Hell no someone aint a loser for dating a girl half their age. If a guy is 40 and he can pull some 20 yea olds he is living the American Dream! But yes Turbo might be a loser anyways.
to Nik SnitchieSteve Urkel says:
No, it makes the girl a loser for leaving her drink unattended in your presence.
to Steve Urkelhaha says:
hahahaha
to hahaAdam Harris says:
Nik, at least your not as big as a loser as Perez Hilton. Hold your head up high man!!
to Adam Harrisgretavonschtup says:
this homo looks like a troll…how any woman finds him even remotely attractive is beyond me..eww..i’ll put him out with tomorrow’s trash…
to gretavonschtuptori says:
No, it just makes you desperate.
to toriton617508bos says:
agree
to ton617508bosuh says:
yes nik if you are 38 and you hook up with a19 year old that make you a loser.
I am 39 and hooked up with an 18 yo, that makes me a GOD. – Maury
to uh20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
Maury,
you are pimp if you hook up with an 18 and you are 39 ive decided. .prob thats what ill be doing expecially since i look so young for my age..
to 20K-MILLIONAIREthe man says:
agreed. im 31 and have a few 18-19 yo’s under my belt. who the f*ck cares about age. she, she want it…im gonna give it to her
to the manlilvoices says:
that is just so wrong…that 18 year old could be the same age of your own kids!! NASTY! I’d say that makes you a PERV not God.
to lilvoicespimpin pimpin pimpin says:
hahahhahhhahhaaha – love it
to pimpin pimpin pimpinPucker says:
wait – who is muary ?
to Puckeryourfavoritegirl says:
No…that makes you a perv. What grown “man” wants to have sex with a kid….yes….just out of gossipy high school
to yourfavoritegirlkid….Maury…when you’re old enough to be their father…you’re a perv.
ummmmmmm heeeeeeeellllllllllooooooooooo??????? says:
I’m 22 and I dated a 38 year old… it was for the money honey…
to ummmmmmm heeeeeeeellllllllllooooooooooo???????Stay blurred asshole says:
You’re 39???! Looking good. Not like this assclown.
vwturbotony
to Stay blurred assholevwturbotony
mike_jack says:
No comment.
to mike_jackoc? says:
OC pool party? Doesn’t really sound like a realistic story to me for a guy that lives in Hollywood.
to oc?no says:
so because the party was 30 miles south it cant be true? lol its true maybe they just changed the location to prevent tmi
to nooh my says:
you are a loser regardless… so go ahead and indulge in the kinderpoon.
to oh myDad says:
10 year gap rule- even though you have the game doesn’t mean you should.You are only a loser if the 19 year old is fat, ugly or looks like Buzz LightP*ssy’s twin sister.
to DadDirty Shwing says:
so this what scum of the earth looks like.
to Dirty ShwingCoochie Licker says:
This is such a made up story…no 19 year old uses the word Broad to describe another chick
FAKE I decided
to Coochie LickerWhatever says:
I agree
to Whateverplease says:
she never said she was 19… but we stil do use the word broad to describe another girl
to pleaseno says:
yeah she never said she was 19. she said he hit on an underage girl infront of her, learn to read tools. this story is real
to notruth says:
I’m 37 and hooked up with 3 different 19 year olds last weekend….
Does it matter it was in Cabo and they were hookers?????? just checking..
to truthHear Ya says:
That’s funny
to Hear YaCraig says:
can someone please tell me why turbo is a dirty celeb is he famous or something? who is this guy…
to Craig907daydreamer says:
guys only go for way younger girls when they have something to hide or compensate for….if you aren’t looking for your equal somethings awry…but this is the dirty we’re talking about so it’s perfectly acceptable and perhaps even expected.
to 907daydreamerDong says:
If I looked like him, I would hate anything and everything also.
to DongTony is going to love County says:
He is going to get his faced double skeeted on by the crips and get his ass raped by the Mexicans.
to Tony is going to love CountyAnna says:
What would you possibly have in common with a 19 year old at 34?
to AnnaCutenbored says:
Exactly! They have nothing in common, a 30yr old + dating a 21 yr old or younger, it is all about control, he/she just got out of high school has no life experience and likely very low self-esteem. You older folks may see yourself as a god/player/whatever, but trust me the people around you have no respect for you as a man/woman… Sad, really…
to Cutenboredthe man says:
if you put limitations on who you date then you’ll very likely end up a sad sad divorced single parent. who knows who the right person is for them but i can guarantee that they are prob not your age.
to the manYour Girl Toodles says:
Cutenbored……you’re a smart one. Couldn’t have said it better myself!!
to Your Girl Toodlessusanna says:
Nik, if you don’t like this guy (Tony), why do you follow him on Twitter?
to susannanunofyourbusiness says:
What is that, a setup question? You are a loser – period. Get a life and act your age.
to nunofyourbusinessNik I feel bad for ur life man says:
Nik is a joke
to Nik I feel bad for ur life manJane says:
If you’re an old guy and you hook up with a chick half your age it’s just pathetic. You think you’re a god because you pulled some hot young ass, when actually that young ass is pretty pathetic herself. Either she’s dating you for your money (which you probably lied about and are cashing out your whole check every week just to impress her) or she’s totally f*cked in the head with serious daddy issues. NOT QUALITY ASS.
to JaneJane says:
If you’re an old guy and you hook up with a chick half your age it’s just pathetic. You think you’re a god because you pulled some hot, young *ss, when actually that young *ss is pretty pathetic herself. Either she’s dating you for your money (which you probably lied about and are cashing out your whole check every week just to impress her) or she’s totally f*cked in the head with serious daddy issues. NOT QUALITY *SS.
to JaneF*ck yo Couch! says:
Will someone tell me why this guy thinks he’s hot sh*t?
to F*ck yo Couch!the man says:
what if youre 31 with no money and still pull young hoes that actually buy me sh*t??? whats that make me?
HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to the manthe man says:
P.S
to the manthis guy looks like he may have some genetic disorder that effects his face… dunno , just an observation
sarah says:
yes, that makes you a loser. When you are 40, you can date a 30 year old without any grossness. 50 and 35. 60 and 40. By the time the woman is 50, anyone can date her.
to sarahyeah says:
I dated a guy who was 32 when I was 18. I realize now that I’m older what a loser that guy was, and the reason he was chasing after me and my friends was because young girls are naive. When women get older they expect more out of men and they are able to spot a 40k millionaire douche bag a mile away. Older douche bags know this, which is why they run away from women their own age.
to yeahfact says:
you’re a loser either way, faggot!
to fact