BC Sighting

Posted in Brock's Chick, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | August 13th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: I saw on Thedirty.com that you were asking if anyone has seen BC. I saw her today at South Hills Village Mall in Bethel Park, PA. I will give you the facts first, and then my opinion.

I was walking through the mall at about 3:00 when BC passed me. She was pushing her son in his stroller. I noticed a giant tattoo on her neck, and we went into Express at the same time. She had a Gucci purse and a Macy’s bag. Her hair was blond and she had it up, and she was wearing jeans and a long-sleeved orange striped shirt. I am 5’2” and she was barely my height, maybe smaller.

Now for my opinion. BC seemed skinny except for a small pooch in her belly. Her boobs didn’t look huge, but I really didn’t look that hard. Her hair was a pretty color. Other than that, she was entirely average, and I never would have noticed her for her looks if I hadn’t recognized her as BC. She could use a little lipo under her chin, and her forehead is huge. Her eyes are very odd, and overall her features are average. Her nose is very pointy in person. I will give her the benefit of the doubt since it was the middle of the day, and she was dressed down, however, she does not look even remotely like her photoshopped pics. I was actually disappointed. I have lived in PGH all my life, and there are many, many girls just as pretty or prettier than BC. I can’t believe I bought into believing how pretty she supposedly is. I didn’t take a pic because there was no way to do so without her knowing and I am not that evil!

Thank you DIRTY ARMY Soldier, your report has been noted and will be reviewed by the other soldiers in the Dirty Platoon.- nik




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